Pooltoy dick :3 for @whorebart.bsky.social REUPLOADED BECAUSE I AM STUPID :3 #furry #pooltoy #pooltoyfurry

you guys actually get to see them

blow job art by @adcaptaincronus.bsky.social

when i told conrad to blow me, this isn't what i had in mind at all! art by the honorable @adcaptaincronus.bsky.social

Unfortunately for Hobart, the staff at the Lizard Pit aren't unionized. This means he can be stuffed in a pooltoy suit of Aryn, the owner, for 16 hours, for "advertising," as a job requirement! art by my raccoon best friend @zoobis.bsky.social

what if we fucked in the death valley national park restroom

do you guys ever fear buying so much of one type of fetish porn from someone that you end up typecasting them

life is too short not to make dad jokes in the sex groupchats

i shouldn't have trusted nonunion scabs to help me keep @zoobis.bsky.social near the ground! art by @adcaptaincronus.bsky.social

ok it's 44 and freezing rain in madison tomorrow, do i actually do this just to give myself something to do

i went to the five nightclub in madison tonight and had a PBR i truly lived in the patrick swayze PBR disco ad youtu.be/DDZP31NZGoM?...

apparently it's not normal to cum into used grocery bags so you don't have to clean up after yourself as much

i gave @horseplaytoys.bsky.social more money lowkey i may not be large enough to properly fill the hole but the novelty value is high enough for me

i did some stupid shit last week and the results came in the mail i think i’ll name her marcy also she was put out by @horseplaytoys.bsky.social there will be more content tomorrow with someone else

i am going to be bread tomorrow don’t you hate puns that don’t work in text?

do you ever accidentally forget to move your stuff back to where it was after you vacuum?

this keeps getting stuck in my head whenever i jerk off youtu.be/Ygt0m2_sHgE?...

i slept with my body pillow naked so i would be forced to clean it in the morning this didn’t work at all

sometimes i wonder if my telegram messages read too much like those on microsoft teams, making it difficult for me to potentially hook up with people

presenting the only nude photograph anyone has taken with a Getzen Frumpet

do you ever get the urge to violate a mcchicken

honestly my favorite way to refer to having someone else mastrubate me is still “handjob” it just sounds so blunt and so literal that it gives me a good laugh