the distinction between this page and @whorebart.bsky.social is that i am classy enough to not put my weiner here

nutted on the floor

okay so like for the record i had her made by ICF (imaginary creature factory) i am too lazy to do a run but if you want to order one for yourself ask me first and i’ll probably say yes lol

new unhinged turn on: bassists where they get really into it and also know what they’re doing

#deer 🦌

do yall ever buy a data concentrator

please get out of the way

big brain idea for furlesque show routine: i walk onto stage with a button flannel on, then slowly unbutton it to reveal a button down i then start unbuttoning the button down, to reveal another button down i then unbutton the last button down this takes 4 minutes youtu.be/Jqmk5ksji7k?...

i ended up at applebees and it’s lowkey ass $15 for mid food that would probably be better at a small family owned business for the same price

song relevant youtu.be/wmsvzmE_TYk?...

this song hits different when driving through a rather abandoned wisconsin dells after AQF youtu.be/7CKdEzEGR0o?...

i need to learn how to do the platonic equivalent of getting into someone’s pants (making new friends lol)

they caught a sea bass! no, wait- it's at least a C+ comm for @hobart.bsky.social [ #raccoon #furry #fursona #furryart #fursonaart #seabass #fishing #fish #emo #edgy #commission #art #digitalart ]

you know you’ve said some fucked up shit before if the panelists at the smash or pass already know you by name before you even get to the audience microphone

Here we go! Nov. TF Raffle! Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem- Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~ Rules/FAQ below! Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social Ends Nov 9, 12:00AM CST (1/2) #TFTuesday

rip cock cheny, i will always cherish the part where you shot someone

some doodles when work is slow :) Third character belongs to @hobart.bsky.social [ #doodle #cougar #mountainlion #puma #plushdog #deer #cow #furry #fursona #furryart #furrydoodle #stickynote #art ]

it is that month youtu.be/kKb0E-GDWWY?...

is “fellas” a gender neutral term

chat i may have developed a thing for the goth women

do u get me do u get me do u get me

acquired this ych from @auzutea.bsky.social :3

i spent $850 on a lap dance from someone who was in part or in whole a bat and all i got was brainrot related to this specific breed of apple

perfect game (this is a bowling joke)

experimental badges!! 💙❤️💚 from left to right: @tinyfox.bsky.social, @hobart.bsky.social, and me :> [ #badge #furrybadge #art #traditionalart #marker #copic #deer #lynx #dog #dinodog #plushdog #plush #furryart #fursona #furry ]

pro tip to my followesrs, apparently dri nking two tumblers of orange gin that your mom likes will maek you VERYt drunlk

acquired a pool toy of one of my characters from Imaginary Creature Factory

started taking $10 per full body commissions on microsoft paint; dm if you want one here are the first two examples: - the dog belongs to @alpinepup.bsky.social - the cow belongs to @zoobis.bsky.social

As well as a little something extra

Business card design+print commission for @hobart.bsky.social!! Had a lot of fun with this one #art #commission #furry

fun piece of trivia: for some reason seeing fetish art involving nun clothing actually scares me for some strange reason

i understand that the whole cracker barrel rebrand panic is being painted as a "boomer" thing but honestly like i agree with them on this one; imagine stripping your restaurant of its identifying features

she likes pabst blue ribbon

make out with me, twink, i read T&DWorld

how to guide your party attendees:

Here we go! Aug. TF Raffle! Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem- Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~ Rules/FAQ below! Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social Ends Aug 10, 12:00AM CST (1/2) #TFTuesday

Let's make a deal... I receive You receive 100 ❤️'s. A fruity booty The choice is yours, contribute, or scroll past and forsake others. #nationalunderwearday

please help he passed out drunk on the couch while watching storage wars on the antenna

for those going to furry migration, my Investor Owned Utilities panel was approved today it is at 10:30 AM in Greenway G on Saturday, September 6th please attend or don't, i am not a beggar

📈 we want to make sure we can reach as many cool animal people as possible 👕 you want cool FD merch and privileges ♻️ if we hit 1500 followers within one week of furrydelphia (by August 14th) i will give a free ultrasponsor membership to the con to one random person who reposted this message.

🌼🌱 pin-up comm for @hobart.bsky.social [ #pinup #furry #fursona #furryart #fursonaart #furrypinup #flowers #florwerbed #art #digitalart #deer #deerfursona ]

went to gatlinburg, tennessee last week with the fam and extended fam

The giveaway is live! Thank you all for your feedback! I will be giving away 3 pieces to give people more of a chance to win something! You can only win once! Follow the instructions on the image to get up to 3 entries if you wish to take the extra time. Other places to enter below ^^

🌺🌼 another pooltoy comm for @hobart.bsky.social, this time of their main sona Hobart :3 [ #pooltoy #pooltoyart #inflatable #furry #furryart #fursona #fursonaart #deer #art #digitalart #commission #comm ]

Happy 800 followers!! Thank you so much to those who followed me :) As a result of this, I'll be holding an Art Raffle in celebration of reaching that milestone on Bluesky, and I will be choosing three lucky winners out of a random selection~ Once again, thank you all for supporting me!! 🧡

had sexy plans with your wife tonight? TOO BAD! There's a new The Hobart Web Site Blog Blog Post! hothobart.neocities.org/blog-07-13-25

Thank you all for the support! I want to repay this with a 300 followers giveaway! To enter, do the following with this post: 👁️ Follow ❤️ Like 🔄 Repost 📷 Reply with your reference(s) Giveaway ends 7/16 @ 12 PM MST; amount of winners will depend on interest- Good luck!! ✨🐺👨‍🚀✨

sammis power plant my beloved

thinking about her (the fake match i keep in my carry on bag so i can rub it against my shoe as a fidget toy)

pittsburgh is a cool town even if you ignore the funny animal people