homie just told me hannah montana isnt real and that she's "like santa"??!!

not enough people are down to talk shit about satan :/

lana del rey is just weyes blood for people who support the iraq war

the power keeps going out at the monitoring the situation bar with is such a good metaphor

venezuela beat usa in baseball so gotta give maduro back

"markets are forward-looking" is the "this is all part of gods plan" of retail cultists

rest in peace anthony bourdain... you would have hated ai

i *still* refer to this obituary for grumpy cat and the "end of the joyful web" by @waterslicer.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/grumpy...

perplexity: "Upgrade to Max to access Computer" I can access computer just fine thanks

You may be thinking of someone else

guy who can pronounce diptyque every ten minutes: diptyque

spy game is a christmas movie

!!! incredible work and research by annas archive annas-archive.li/blog/backing...

kalshi, basically

ever copy something to you clipboard and then the mouse is heavyyyy

turn ai think pieces into fun allen iverson facts www.theanswer2ai.com

We Tried to Opt Out of Data Brokers and Now We Live in the Woods

wait the com in indopacom doesnt stand for communist

"we assess with high confidence" oh yeah well i assess with a packed upper decky, a white Monster™️, and The Strokes' 2003 single "The End Has No End" blaring through my headphones

> Nick Clegg: The Openness of the Internet Is ‘In Danger' www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/...

Interested in Jump The Wall? Applications close Nov 7 🔥 www.districtcon.org/jtw

what better way to celebrate Missile Industry Day? bsidespyongyang.com

TECH STARTUP: We're thrilled to announce our new app which gives you the power to kill anybody in the world TECH STARTUP, A MONTH LATER: We hear you and we understand. Today we're making several significant changes to Anonymurder's terms of use

[living by the sword] hahaha fuck yeah! yes!! [dying by the sword] well this fucking sucks what the fuck

JTW is a unique kind of hackathon, launched at DistrictCon. It was designed to connect regional experts and hackers, giving them 24hrs to collaborate on research projects aimed at confronting censorship and digital authoritarianism. Check out our blogs from Year 0's teams: www.districtcon.org/jtw

*whispers* this is a load of barnacles

CFP for #DistrictCon closes tomorrow https://www.districtcon.org/cfp . Speakers set be announced on 20 October 2025

in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

just to be safe i think we should shut down all podcasting until we figure out what the fuck is going on

labubu is soft power

yeah well MAYBE for some of us the act of grilling was the whole point www.theverge.com/news/770810/...

Chinese Victory Day parade but it's just the long bois

domains registrars got my inbox feeling like gdpr-eve

love when a cve disclosure use phrase "a specifically crafted http request" because it makes me feel like it's craft time ✂️🪡🧶

I think I might have already said this but as I’ve been looking for new jobs, it’s come up again: If you’ve pivoted your entire company’s messaging to be focused on how your product serves AI, your product probably isn’t that valuable on its own.

dprk gooners call that bunker busting

out of context "how's work?"

thems in STEM

sometimes in an interview someone will ask me for my “secret” for staying on top of crypto news, and the secret is literally just RSS

ah but Mr. Bond... you seem to have fatally underestimated how much I like to move it move it

bloomberg terminals over the years

excuse me waiter? may i please speak to the dj

MOAB sun, MOP moon, Daisy Cutter rising

new reality show "aura farmer wants a wife"

People used to phreak their phones now their phones phreak them

With their 'Sovereignty as a Service' offerings, tech companies are encouraging the illusion of a race for sovereign control of AI while being the true powers behind the scenes, write Rui-Jie Yew, Kate Elizabeth Creasey, Suresh Venkatasubramanian.

whats next we gonna need PIV cards to browse the web?