[basement jaxx hook] 🎶 wherrrrrrrrrre's my hugggggg at 🎶 🎶 where's my hug at 🎶

checked in at @atproto.nyc - July 2026 [pys4wkns] #atprotonyc

literally no one else can feel it for you, BRO COME ON

feel the rain on your skin bro

its like if brat summer was real

the ground drinks deep of blood and the air is thick with the dying. I have seen men torn asunder and felt death’s breath upon my neck each passing hour. if i dont return, remember I endured this hell with but one certainty in my soul... Knicks in five

everything is now K-shaped; it started with the economy but it's increasingly the default pattern of access

vapes *now with protein*

Ocean's 11 heist movie but it's just going to CVS and trying to buy toothpaste

they just simulacra bro

no, it's like the web but for incels

you know, vercel. its like an incel, but for the web

"CVEs are for snitches"

ny programmers during playoffs season: go nix

whole lotta yall just sign on to yuck peoples yum huh

everyone wants to know where in the world is carmen sandiego..., no one asks how in the world is carmen sandiego

so are we to believe that all these too big to fail companies and government agencies will suddenly be "prepared" for increased cyber risk just because they got early access to mythos?

they ass is NOT leed certified

NYC subway digital train time signage with the display's setup menu unintentionally open

but what about the gays of hormuz

homie just told me hannah montana isnt real and that she's "like santa"??!!

not enough people are down to talk shit about satan :/

lana del rey is just weyes blood for people who support the iraq war

the power keeps going out at the monitoring the situation bar with is such a good metaphor

venezuela beat usa in baseball so gotta give maduro back

"markets are forward-looking" is the "this is all part of gods plan" of retail cultists

rest in peace anthony bourdain... you would have hated ai

i *still* refer to this obituary for grumpy cat and the "end of the joyful web" by @waterslicer.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/grumpy...

perplexity: "Upgrade to Max to access Computer" I can access computer just fine thanks

You may be thinking of someone else

guy who can pronounce diptyque every ten minutes: diptyque

spy game is a christmas movie

!!! incredible work and research by annas archive annas-archive.li/blog/backing...

kalshi, basically

ever copy something to you clipboard and then the mouse is heavyyyy

turn ai think pieces into fun allen iverson facts www.theanswer2ai.com

We Tried to Opt Out of Data Brokers and Now We Live in the Woods

wait the com in indopacom doesnt stand for communist

"we assess with high confidence" oh yeah well i assess with a packed upper decky, a white Monster™️, and The Strokes' 2003 single "The End Has No End" blaring through my headphones

> Nick Clegg: The Openness of the Internet Is ‘In Danger' www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/...

Interested in Jump The Wall? Applications close Nov 7 🔥 www.districtcon.org/jtw

what better way to celebrate Missile Industry Day? bsidespyongyang.com

TECH STARTUP: We're thrilled to announce our new app which gives you the power to kill anybody in the world TECH STARTUP, A MONTH LATER: We hear you and we understand. Today we're making several significant changes to Anonymurder's terms of use

[living by the sword] hahaha fuck yeah! yes!! [dying by the sword] well this fucking sucks what the fuck

JTW is a unique kind of hackathon, launched at DistrictCon. It was designed to connect regional experts and hackers, giving them 24hrs to collaborate on research projects aimed at confronting censorship and digital authoritarianism. Check out our blogs from Year 0's teams: www.districtcon.org/jtw

*whispers* this is a load of barnacles