“What does mine say?”

Ok I’m doing an experiment. How many of you have been sung wonderwall by a man? I’ve been sung it three times by three different guys and the best part is that I’m a Blur girl so it just proves that they don’t know me

Mother liked my comment

If anyone from my job INCLUDING my sister EVER think I’m working for them when they are sick they are fucked in the head. I am in so much pain rn and have to go to urgent care and I’m literally offering them money to work for me but not one person will and my sister is purposefully ignoring me

Instagram: “would you like to see more or less of these useless notifications?” Me: “less” Instagram: “ok so here’s 5x more than you even got in the first place plus emails”

My dog gets so offended when I take her collar off 😭 like sorry I want you to be comfortable? 💀

Chat, am I mean if I don’t wanna be friends with my friend’s friend? I feel weird when they message me?? Like we’re not cool like that? But I feel bad…

Hi guys 😀

Following all my ex situationships just so every time they post I can go “gosh, I dodged a bullet there, didn’t I”

I need a slice of Sicilian pizza right now

Watching season 7 of survivor and I LOVE Rupert‼️

Rizo saying “lol” mid immunity challenge really tickled me 💀

MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! REAPING! GOING! NOW!

Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃

I’ve worked at this restaurant for 4 years. I’ve NEVER yelled at people like I yelled today. My throat hurts 😭

How am I supposed to go to sleep and work tomorrow after that? I want the rest of the season

fuck you Netflix give me the rest of the episodes rn I am so serious

Didn’t get ID’d in the liquor store 🤡🤡🤡 ok so I look chopped??

Bro I need to get tf out of Florida I can’t deal with palmetto bugs anymore… oh it’s just a cockroach that comes into your house through the drains no biggy! A cockroach that even the cleanest of houses get! It’s whatever! Oh and they fly! Sure!!!!! YEAH!!! AWESOME!!!

Chat, my friend sent me a tik tok of a guy writing a poem for what “behind” means in a restaurant, and I commented asks for one for “corner” and he made one!!! I’m super cool btw. Away, here are his videos, I’m actually obsessed with both poems

I’ve been on my twitter recently because other than tik tok it’s the only place I get James Marriott and Waterparks content and all day long the only thing on my feed is people quote retweeting someone who asked “What’s the lore behind your header it took me over 30 mins earlier to see anything else

I miss chimney

My coworkers 5 y/o daughter just said I was cute 😭❤️ made my whole year omg ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I’m so glad that I’m not in school during this AI era bc the second I’d get accused of using AI on a paper I’d beat tf out of my professor

We’ve lost the meaning of mosh pits…

I’m gonna say something that’s going to upset the youth…

So right before I get sick, my lymph nodes get swollen, which must not be a common thing bc the only other people I know who that happens to are family, and I asked my friend if that happened to her and with a straight face she said “you asked the bitch with lymphoma…” 😭😭😭 PLEASE I FORGOT 😭😭😭

Youngest person at my cardiologist office 😭‼️

This time of year is so silly because my POTS isn’t so bad and I can function like a human being (kinda?) but my joints hurt like hell, but I’d rather my joints hurt than constantly deal with all my POTS symptoms all at once trying to kill me

Guys I think I’m slowly losing it

For the past 4 days someone has been reporting my instagram account saying they are worried for me and I need to seek help… I haven’t been on instagram?? I’ve been working??? It was funny at first but now it’s annoying

I just want yall to know how good of a nail tech I am, I’ve been trying to rip off my nails for days and I can’t. So if yall need your nails done I got you

I spilt it 😃 I spilled the whole RT 44 size‼️ Definitely not gonna kms!

I wish I bought more merch at the waterparks concert

I’m getting a cherry limeade from sonic 😏‼️

Remember me

And what if I change my pfp again?

Decided to stalk my twitter I abandoned the beginning of this year and I love this

Jenifer Love Hewitt is so beautiful I’m not even paying attention omg

Is it not weird that Santa watches your every move yet you still have to give him your Christmas list? Brother you should know???

I’ve been to many concerts in my life and I’ve never had more fun that I had tonight seeing waterparks omg. I sobbed the whole time

Now why tf did my 5 year old nephew in kindergarten get a detention? KINDERGARTEN?? ARE WE SO DEADASS RN?

Watching survivor season 5 and I just wanna say a BIG FUCK YOU to Clay, Brian, Ted, and Helen. You fuckers are going to hell and you losing your boat was karma. I don’t give a shit that it was over 20 years ago, I’ve NEVER been this mad watching this show

reaction image for the sad abuela edits

Remember me ❤️

I want to change my pfp when I get home from work so don’t forget who I am

Nails for waterparks concert ✅

I just made homemade boneless chicken wings and homemade ranch. Call me Nara Smith

Palmetto bug in my closet and glass shattered all over my floor 🫩 I hate Florida

$20 and I’ll kidnap Awsten Knight monday