Haven’t been on this app in sooo long but I dreamt an idea for a buddie fanfic where Buck somehow like shifted universes and was in a universe where him and Eddie were dating and Bobby was still alive and he like didn’t know he shifted universes so Eddie was all over him and he was like “yo wtf?!” -

Me and my family collectively pay for 5 streaming services. Can I ever find the movie I want to watch? No.i have to rent it or it’s on some bullshit called fubo. WTF IS FUBO?!

I had a table of lesbians today trying to test if I was homophobic… like ladies… my hair is orange… are you serious?

Thank you everyone for all your kind words ❤️

Hey guys! Sorry I’m not active recently, people in my life just keep dying

BIG BEWS YALL!!! I CONVINCED TOBY TO WATCH HEATED RIVALRY!! You don’t even understand how big of news this is

If anyone does add me! locket.camera/links/byiHqc...

Does anybody here have the locket app?

Me asking people I haven’t talked to in months if they’ve watched heated rivalry

I wish I liked my cousin, she just had the cutest baby

#HeatedRivalry Okay this is such a cute fanart of the WOMEN of this show🥰

About to go on my first flight!

“You talk about being a cosmetologist so much for someone who doesn’t work in a salon” I spent $10k of my own money to be hated by mild aged women and cry everyday for a year, everyone and their grandmother will know I’m a cosmetologist idfc

literally yaoicember.

Just napped so good I thought it was the next day

If you have POTS and you haven’t bought bouy literally what are you doing. It’s so convenient. Literally in the car and I started feeling dizzy and just added that shit to a sprite and I’m good to go

I think I convinced my friend Alex to watch heated rivalry

Now why did I just see Awsten Knight like a post from MY local Walmart??

Keely and I haven’t talked since this afternoon and I feel sick, I miss my wife

I’m in love with Angela from smosh and I just needed everyone here to know that, thank you

reconnecting with one of my best friends who I haven’t spoken to in years because of heated rivalry? yaoi really is the answer to everything.

I have no one irl to talk to about heated rivalry, Toby won’t watch it, Keely is like a real adult, the rest of my friends are straight dude I’m TWEAKING I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE IN KNOW

Why was my Airbuds wrapped more accurate than my Spotify wrapped? Also it said I listened to over 1,000 more minutes of music…? How did it keep track better than the actual app???

Lost all interest in survivor 50 the second Mr beast showed up on my screen

Survivor 49 finale spoilers: The people online rn mad about Kristina asking Savannah that question and being like “what kind of question is that?” Have yall ever watched survivor or is this your first time 😭

Chat, I think I made it home in time to watch it but the annoying orange is YAPPING on my tv rn

SOMEONE MAKE A BUDDIE EDIT TO DENIAL BY JAMES MARRIOTT PLEASE GOD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING PLEASE

My nephews have their school musical during the survivor 49 finale what the freak

Just did my coworkers nails for her wife’s birthday‼️💕

Zoe lore: if I can’t sleep and I’ve tried literally everything, I’ll put on SpongeBob but specifically SpongeBob B.C. Idk why but that knocks me tf out

You can just make edits of whatever you want btw

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

I screamed at the top of my lungs at one of our dishwashers the other day at work (don’t worry it was deserved) and I got congratulated and hyped up by the whole kitchen staff when I walked into work today 😭 they said “someone needed to yell at him” PLEASE 😭

Do i wanna take a bath and watch Smosh or take a bath and read fanfiction?

Please tell me I’m not the only one in Will Byers hotpot tik tok

Someone PLEASE tell me how to get rid of the “___ reposted a reel you reposted” notification on instagram. I swear I already turned it off in my settings but for some reason it’s the only notification I’m getting and I’m gonna lose my mind

@loudchildrnscareme.bsky.social i feel like this edit was made for us (this song STILL breaks me every single time i listen to it btw.)

JUST SAW SILVERSTEIN LIVE‼️

Why tf did instagram change where DMs are??? Change that shit back???

Just bought 2 of the behind the chair boxes I’m about to win Christmas for the ladies in my life

My brother (he graduated electrician school today)

Got a new used tv today and a new Roku, first thing I did was put on good mythical morning

When I say “you can’t say anything on the internet anymore without upsetting someone, I don’t mean it in the “these liberal snowflakes” kinda way. This is what I mean…

“What does mine say?”

Ok I’m doing an experiment. How many of you have been sung wonderwall by a man? I’ve been sung it three times by three different guys and the best part is that I’m a Blur girl so it just proves that they don’t know me

Mother liked my comment

If anyone from my job INCLUDING my sister EVER think I’m working for them when they are sick they are fucked in the head. I am in so much pain rn and have to go to urgent care and I’m literally offering them money to work for me but not one person will and my sister is purposefully ignoring me

Instagram: “would you like to see more or less of these useless notifications?” Me: “less” Instagram: “ok so here’s 5x more than you even got in the first place plus emails”

My dog gets so offended when I take her collar off 😭 like sorry I want you to be comfortable? 💀

Chat, am I mean if I don’t wanna be friends with my friend’s friend? I feel weird when they message me?? Like we’re not cool like that? But I feel bad…