the govt should give u money on ur birthday

weed jar made for gf bc we r not hanging 2night. comes w weed, joint paper, and filter paper

smooch

traded a haircut for getting my taxes done i love the barter system

paradise is being sandwiched by my snoring wife and their snoring cat

orange juice has healing properties

drag name: blue dream clown name: yoink

eating a poptart

u know how ppl say if u did something embarrassing no one remembers. i like to remeber embarrassing things my enemies did and hope they get psychic damage from it

have lots of clothes and scrap fsbric and some random items plssss come

got me

if we were cats u would be the love of all 9 of my lives

got approved for the place i get to move in w my gf march 1st this is what pure bliss feels like this is why i didn't kill myself at 13

weed strain called bio jesus is absolutely crazy

i like how the when ther sprinkle crumbs

hot dog for breakfast

i’m on the cursed train i think im going to silent hill

I finally made another blog post, going through some favorite music from 2025 crawdad.life/2025-music/

5 credit cards and thousands of dollars later i've almost paid off all my credit card debt i am so proud of myself

i want honey roasted peanuts but like EXTRA honey roasted. like the goldfish extremes

sweet comic my friend made for me and syd hehe ((insta is epershannd))

may daughter, cafiza my son, portafilter and my non-binary kid, carafe

every time i watch a theater show i'm like man i would have been one of those theater kids in highschool if i was shown this like 15 years ago

went 32 days without an anxiety attack but i pushed myself too hard yesterday 😪

i feel sad when a lesbian says scissoring isn't real :(

rental company still hasn’t gotta back to us, this is it, they hate lesbians in love trying to make a home

apt people have said "we will know tomorrow" for 2 tomorrows bro i'm gonna scream

pulling my posters down and i stacked 2 milk crates on top of each other to be tall enough to reach don't tell my gf

life hack make it freezing in ur room so ur gf is forced to cuddle u all night for warmth

me: if u were a big youf be a love bug syd: if u were a big youf be a dung beetle

apt management is closed for the weekend so have to wait till monday to find out if we got the place. we have all the qualifications so we will get approved but i'm still nervous! hate being in limbo

can't wait to move in w my gf i think it's gonna solve all my problems and cure all my ailments and end all my sufferings 👅

people don't hate on taylor doodle enough. i fucking hate that guy

chef

i have the most loving gf ever it actually blows my mind that someone could wake up and choose to hang out w me every day

i’ve been saying the hottest coolest prettiest most dashing and charming person known to man for 1 WHOLE YEAR today. i love you b, ur my world <3

smelling like weed on the bus sorry to eveyone on this bus w me it's my only flaw

where i’m at with the people paying me to little to do too much

fell asleep sick and woke up in the middle of the night to my gf taking my hair down from the updo it was in i am so loved

lesbian that keeps going back to their ex instagram story: i'm just really getting in touch with my higher self

getting soo excited to see my friends on halloween !! i hope we all have a silly fun time !! like this !!

ur barista taking a break while ur waiting on a chai

meow

i love my mouse wife !!!

i fucking love the kiss n tell cabaret !!! the artists bring it every fucking time and the crowd is always full of friendly little freaks !!!

leaving my house past 8:00pm bc i love my wife

one thing i love about my wife is they love when people throw money at me

every time i take a bite of an apple my brain says "ur not gonna like this" but then i do like it. i'm like wait apples are so good? and then it restarts

making my gf sing karaoke to me bc i'm sick and need a distraction

haven't been able to eat a lot in 2 days but gf is bringing me mexican rice and boy oh boy