people don't hate on taylor doodle enough. i fucking hate that guy

chef

i have the most loving gf ever it actually blows my mind that someone could wake up and choose to hang out w me every day

i’ve been saying the hottest coolest prettiest most dashing and charming person known to man for 1 WHOLE YEAR today. i love you b, ur my world <3

smelling like weed on the bus sorry to eveyone on this bus w me it's my only flaw

where i’m at with the people paying me to little to do too much

fell asleep sick and woke up in the middle of the night to my gf taking my hair down from the updo it was in i am so loved

lesbian that keeps going back to their ex instagram story: i'm just really getting in touch with my higher self

getting soo excited to see my friends on halloween !! i hope we all have a silly fun time !! like this !!

ur barista taking a break while ur waiting on a chai

meow

i love my mouse wife !!!

i fucking love the kiss n tell cabaret !!! the artists bring it every fucking time and the crowd is always full of friendly little freaks !!!

leaving my house past 8:00pm bc i love my wife

one thing i love about my wife is they love when people throw money at me

every time i take a bite of an apple my brain says "ur not gonna like this" but then i do like it. i'm like wait apples are so good? and then it restarts

making my gf sing karaoke to me bc i'm sick and need a distraction

haven't been able to eat a lot in 2 days but gf is bringing me mexican rice and boy oh boy

busy busy weekend, celebrating friends with backyard karaoke, then a gig to celebrate a bestie, then a pumpkin patch to feed goats and the like!!!! now i feel insane

hell yeah

my boomer take is that sprinklers should only be allowed on between the hours of like 3:00 and 4:00am. why r u watering the sidewalk at 10:00am i am trying to walk to work

macklemores thrift shop kickstarted depop girlies

found a joint someone dropped at a party i hope it gets me crazy high

this i what ive been up to lately

just learned how to knit

hate being sick bc it feels like i don't have freewill anymore. wdym i have to stay in bed till i feel better. i want to be outside w my friends ((but i will not get anyone sick so i will be staying in bed))

breleigh got me pregnant don’t tell them

homecoming queens

oh also lucky has like a floppy cone rn and looks like an idiot

anxiety meal 💖 ((stanley is here for support))

i want to live w my gf so bad but we both have leases we can't break so we r being brave

sent boobs to my gf then received this followed by “what does it mean”

bday tattoo heheeh by sarendipity_ink on insta!!!!

it’s my birthday :)))

ho yea!!

she’s sleeping so hard and im high off marijuana

can't wait to give my gf all their bday gifts can't wait to party w my gf for their bday can't wait can't wait can't wait

Show photos coming in a bit but for now. Candids my beloved

i want to smoke less weed but i've been smoking every day multiple times a day for 8 entire years wtf !!!!!!

nothing pisses me off like impatient customers like u came into a coffee shop and asked for a service ur gonna have to WAIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thinking about the woman who said "i can't finish all this??" when she looked at the drink i handed her. i just said "you don't have to finish all of it" like i'm sorry did u forget u have free will

i luv my butch

my wife helped me hang up artwork in my new room!!!! : 🥰 my wife had to go home…:🥲

haven't been sending my dad my phone bill money and he hasn't asked for it but i think that's a pretty fair trade considering my whole childhood

@breleighisblue.bsky.social you would be an absolutely torrential downpour, you were be a record breaking storm with thunder and lightening just completely mesmerizing to the viewerlike people HAVE to look at you before they can run to their car or take their dog out. you’re an incredible phenomenon

“WAS THAY THE BUTE OF 87????” and it’s just me taking a bite out of my bagged caesar salad

How embarrassing for them 😅🤣😂

yeah i'm obsessed w my gf

cutie

going thru my photos and i found this gem