when im hating my job and missing my husband and i genuinely enter a flow state

pmo when mfs dont know how to properly participate in an ebay bid war and start running that shit up hours before it ends -_-

everyone is pissed about monster making girl energy drinks but im weak to marketing and i want it !! it has collagen in it :)

getting live advice today from the wise @czarmitch.bsky.social tonight !! feel free to send me questions to ask for you and ill report back ! (@ all five people on this app)

spongebob big guy pants okay !

FIIIIIVE LOBSTER BISQUES 🎤😩

i wish claire’s did more piercings bc going to a real piercer really doesn’t align w my lifestyle

i need to be friends w more femme lesbians im tryna queen out !!

feels like the 2010s the way im absolutely yearning for spiked jeffrey campbell lita boots again 😔

and FUCK gracie abrams

manifesting the snowfall is enough for my gfs job to not make them come in tomorrow 🙏🙏pls mother nature if you can hear me 😔

day 3 no cookie butter cold brew at the ohare dunkin 😔

i wanna make fun of everyone who folded over that stupid starbucks bear cup but it is pretty cute…

dressing vintage is all fun and games until an older person lets me know they used to dress like me until they lost themselves somewhere along the way 😔

ugh i love halloween

Cloned myself for science last night……..it didn’t quite turn out the way I was expecting……..

my kermit gf sings me rainbow connection w banjolele i love my sweet little lesbian life

getting soo excited to see my friends on halloween !! i hope we all have a silly fun time !! like this !!

sooo infuriating to have a pimple as an adult like am i fucjing 12 years old rn ?! >:(

yk a show is gonna fuck when they say to enter through the alley 🕺

i fucking love the kiss n tell cabaret !!! the artists bring it every fucking time and the crowd is always full of friendly little freaks !!!

absolutely mogging in my microsoft teams meeting rn

previously posted on patreon, july 2024

bad bunny x kpop demon hunters !!!!!

fit when i get to my gfs house vs leaving hahaha

Quote from Skipping the Life Fantastic by Wayne Hoffman (in Policing Public Sex, 1996). Photo by Doris Kloster from Skin Two No 15 (1994).

seeing juggler clown gogo @rozbot.bsky.social at dyke night was like seeing god

octavia spencer is soo good in Ma that i believed a tiktok troll when they said she won an oscar for best actress in a leading role 😔 hate when ppl lie

gf is “too scared to move” after i showed them Ma 😭

lorde was gendermaxxing tonight and it was fucking incredible

its honey bun’s 7th bday today !!! i love him so dearly

and what if i do bind with duct tape for the lorde show…

sad bc i just found out big ang is dead (almost 10 years late)

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it feels like a holiday !! like my birthday maybe !! 🎉🕺

gonna live my truth. i love kpop demon hunters

ho yea!!

my consumerism brain bugs are back and i need pleaser heels and a vintage coach bag

gonna shop til i drop w my $35 jury duty check

got big plans today >:) (dunkin donuts)

anytime my marriage rights are at stake it does the opposite effect to my mood bc i just start thinking about emergency marrying my gf

remembered my bluesky password :D

ull never make it in dollywood baby!!!!

wish me and my friends could all just quit our jobs and have gay summer camp

gonna get drunk and go see delta badhand serve miss congeniality tonight 🙏 could heal me idk

i need to get sluttier STAT

sending him to the printer tomorrow 🐊 [ #sticker | #bigchallenges | #art ]

looking puss and eating pu- i mean!! feeling puss ;) (i’m also a munch)