Oh my god they are the cutest!! 😭

I keep seeing posts about Bokuto’s massive dick lately (and always, but especially lately) and I know most people are thinking sexy about it, but I want for him to consider it a legitimate problem. Like, not even humble-bragging just legitimately — “I am too hung, and it gets in the way 😭”

I dunno who the person is that’s going to understand this, but tonight I’m like the lady from “Straight Tequila Night” except that instead of tequila it’s just the most gnarly concoction of bad brain juices and I am simultaneously ready to curse, cry, give up, and/or deck a bitch for no reason 🤦

I was raised catholic to read religious trauma yaoi...everything makes sense now

@violet.collects.games woke up and started cooking KyouTsukki like it’s nothing. She doesn’t even Go Here wtf?? “I think Tsukki is calm on the surface but has an unquenchable rage, just like Mad Dog.” Yes ma’am, say more!

Bongchun, my love 😭😩💖

“Ittetsu tends to crave attention, especially of the amorous variety. It had been why he started spending a few summer afternoons at Sakanoshita in the first place, leaning against Ukai’s counter and trying to gauge his interest and intentions.” Perhaps someday y’all will get my #ukatake fic 😭

So there’s an IP I no longer engage with and definitely do not put any money toward because the creator has turned out to be an absolutely garbage human. (I’m sure you probably know the one.) But for a large portion of my life that was my only fandom.

Y’all, these fics are EVERYTHING I could ever want 😭 bee did such an amazing job on the exchange fic and THEN ALSO WROTE ME A BONUS SMUT SEQUEL!?!! Thank you so much, sweet bee! ily 💖

Oblivious Iwaizumi Hajime x Smitten-and-Feeling-Very-Guilty-About-It Utsui Takashi 😭

It’s officially my ao3-iversary! 🥳 I’ve been writing fics for exactly a year now. In that time, I’ve written over 240k words across 20 fics, which is still almost unbelievable to me. Before I started writing (mostly) hq fics, I really thought I’d lost all my magic, that all my spark was just gone.

I’m thinking about how for Kageyama “someone better” is a comfort and a hope and a promise but how for Tsukishima “there’s always someone better” means something very very different, and the #tsukage fic possibilities here are making me ILL 😩

Now that I’m done spamming to get my master list together 🤦 Hit me with the #haikyuu blorbos

Oh to be one of Ushi’s many difficult boyfriends 😭

✨The rudbeckia_hirta Fic List✨

I both love and hate the specificity of language and all the weirdo sayings I always heard growing up, because like.. if I say Atsumu started “showin’ his ass,” some of y’all might know exactly what I mean, and everyone else might be thinking — why the abrupt nudity??

The final thing I’ve been needing to fall into place to be able to get out of a bad situation started coming together today. I’m so relieved, but I’m also just sitting here buffering, not able to think straight. It’s like my brain doesn’t want me to feel it, just in case it’s not real.

I just need to point out how cute Moniwa is! Look at him holding their banner! Look at his stupid adorable face! 😩

*busts through the door and sits backwards in the nearest chair* I need to talk about #krtsk

Pining, lonely, missing-his-alpha Tobio using his slick to activate the adhesive strip on his latest letter to Shouyou in Brazil 😩

I am once again thinking about cousins-in-law Shirabu and Daishou and Daishou annoying the ever living hell out of Shirabu by asking him to diagnose any weird minor ailments he might have. “I dunno man, my toe is looking kinda weird…” “I am a cardiologist!”

Thinking about it now, the fact that I’ve long thought about Romeo/Tybalt doomed secret romance should have told me I was eventually going to end up here, with my intense interest in making fictional men kiss. “I never saw this coming.” Well, then I must have been blind 🤦

#Ushijima and #Iwaizumi falling in love, caught in 4k. “Til next time” ??🤨 Sounds like a second date to me.

4.11) the implication of Wakatoshi reading everything, shaving commercials included, from top to bottom is that he knows a lot of random things. Knowing him, he drops this knowledge at the least expected moment, shocking everyone.

Thinking of iwaoi, I realized I happen to have a high school best friend who changed the course of my life, who saved me from myself, who I will maybe always be half in love with because of that… but who I have also not spoken to in years. So like 🤷 it’s possible.

I started watching Haikyuu because of a youtube video that mentioned the art style changes when they do a forceful serve, spike, or jump. I did not think I’d like sports anime. I had never watched one before. But nothing could have prepared me, because I am not the same person I was pre-Haikyuu.

You know what, shameless self promotion, but if any fellow #haikyuu fans are seeing the “soft muscles” thing Iwaizumi said about Ushijima and started thinking to yourself, “okay I could maybe see them as a ship,” please allow me to try to further convince you with my 127k word, explicit ushiwa fic 😂

I am entering my Haikyuu coach shipping era, I fear. Like why am I out here contemplating Anabara/Saitou? Ukai/Naoi? Oiwake/Takeda? 🤦

Developed my stress-induced eyelid twitch again for the first time in a few years. So, y’know. That’s cute 😒

A Concept: Mika and Shirabu as cousins.

So my niece is watching Sleeping Beauty. And I think we should talk about these two 👀

Y’all, I’m gonna quickly advocate for keeping your art. Keep your “shitty” sketches, keep your “terrible” first drafts. I’m going through my stuff because I’m going to have to move, and I’m finding so much that is like viscerally, emotionally connected to particular moments in my life.

The thing I love about revisiting my fanfic idea dumping ground is that some of the notes are these long, detailed stream of consciousness vomiting of an entire beautiful plot, and then others are just things like “Kourai teaches Ushijima and Kageyama how to curse” 😂

For this month’s @hqfe.bsky.social I am once again bringing you my new favorite trio of Ushijima, Sakusa, & Kageyama — this time with bonus Atsumu! In space! ✨🪐 archiveofourown.org/works/678777...

My apologies in advance for the incoming thought dump. Eventually I will be back to my regularly scheduled gay volleyball programming 😭 But sometimes I get really frustrated when people make assumptions about me and my personality that in actuality just boil down to me being neurodivergent.

IWA IS SO SO CUTE AND HE PROBQBLY DOESNT KNOW IT IM CRASHING OUT IM CRASHING OUT THATS MY BABY

So because I will probably never get around to actually writing this, here it is 🫣 I originally cooked this during a discussion with a couple of friends a while back. I’m sorry. Or you’re welcome?? Seriously, if you’re not into smut please look away, I beg you 😭

Kit’s (Probably Very Shippy) One Piece Thoughts — put into one thread in an attempt at containment

So. About that.

Kit’s Very-Not-Scientific, Totally-Made-Up Assessment of Haikyuu Characters’ Praise Kink Levels: Date Tech Edition!

So this is me not staying in my HQ lane, but I have a partner who’s watching One Piece (so I am peripherally watching OP) and how are there not more Kin’emon/Kiku fics? I see you with your shifty eyes sir. “We’re just friends.” Mhmmmm 🤨

*climbs up on the mountaintop and clears my throat* EVERYBODY PLEASE GO READ THIS! Color’s work is always so incredible, and this is no exception! It’s so wonderful 😭

My works from the Poly HQ flash exchange! ✨ 1. Outside Hitter — Kageyama/Sakusa/Ushijima, getting together, rated E (due to the spicy ch 2 🤭), 6.4k words archiveofourown.org/works/668034... ——— 2. Trichromatic — BkAk + Sakusa, soulmates au, rated T, 1.6k words archiveofourown.org/works/66845245

Happy poly pride everyone!!!! Here are the works, please show plenty of love to our wonderful creators 🌈🌈🌈❤️❤️❤️❤️ archiveofourown.org/collections/...

Hello hello! The #kurodai community is excited to bring back KuroDai Week this year! What is it? A celebration of the relationship between Kuroo Tetsurou and Sawamura Daichi from Haikyuu!! When is it? September 7 - September 13, 2025!

Mindlessly scrolling, landing on a post about Tendou Partner, over my shoulder: I love Volleyball Waluigi Me: 👀 P: Volleyballuigi. WAAAlleyballuigi.

So. Tsukki and Daishou are maybe a little bit alike if I think about it? Like pretty salty but does the “I am not mad, I am totally behaving 👼” sort of thing that pisses people off…

AHHHHHH!! My friend sent me these cuties for my birthday, and I have to gush about them! I’ve got such ushiwa-induced cute aggression!😭 Little Angy Iwa. Hands-on-Hips Ushi. Save me 😩

Kit’s Very-Not-Scientific-and-Completely-Biased Assessment of Haikyuu Characters’s Praise Kink Levels: Seijoh Editon

Kit’s Very-Not-Scientific-or-Even-Crowdsourced Assessment of Haikyuu Characters’ Level of Praise Kink: Karasuno Edition