I jumped so fast! @rachelslacey.bsky.social audiobooks are RARE at my library. #BookSky 📚💙 #queerlit

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My 15yo just came in, exasperated, and said "I feel like I'm just too old for this shit". Reader, I died laughing.

My kids ate and enjoyed Panda Express today.

Yeah, okay, this is fucking shameful. I can and fucking will do better at this shit.

Oh, I love this. @profanity.accountant

Framed #1091 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf BOOM! Hells yes I know that movie from jump.

The J Edgar what now??

So, just another Tuesday... I still have ODAAT battle scars.

Hannah Dodd has no business being so gorgeous. That is all.

I want Julia Quinn to do an Eloise rewrite so that she can end up with Theo Sharpe. Or at least be directed to a novel length fanfic written by an above average author. #Bridgerton #Eloiseo

How about instead of "I don't know any queer people" we tell the truth and say "no queer people have deemed me safe enough to come out to." Take some personal responsibility, maybe.

Is Temu a valid place to shop on boycott all things US day? Asking for a friend 👀

"Hey pot! This is kettle. You're black." Best. Labeler. Ever. Don't follow transphobes.

My loan shelf is full of deep and cerebral reads that I'm anxious to read. But the world is burning, so I needed to give myself a break. Relistening to this gem by @oliviawrites.bsky.social, whose quirky humor is easing the anxiety. And whose portrayal of depression makes me feel seen. #BookSky 📚💙

Explain to me how an all-white Star Trek would work

Elly (pointing at a church): is that a protestant church? Me: ....yes. Do you know what a protestant church is? Elly: I don't know. Me: Well, where did you learn that word? Elly: Hmm, I don't know. Me: Did you pick it up from Derry Girls? Elly (smiling): Probably.

The next time I hear someone say we're overdiagnosing and overmedicating kids with ADHD I'm going to send them my son on a day w/o meds.

Cool cool cool cool cool... #gillovny

Copied a reading list because I'm always trying to sneak some classics into my TBR because I was Cliff's whore in high school. Had to make a small adjustment. 📚💙 #AmReading #terfsaretwats

Watching Rizzoli & Isles on Pluto and being subjected to ads for alternate uses of the same drug thinking in a world NOT run by fascist evangelicals, we'd have commercials for competing puberty blockers. They'd market precocious puberty, of course, but if gender variance was as widely accepted 1/4

Looks like someone tended to the garden 😏🔥 #Bridgerton #FuckYeahViolet

Somebody was late to the party. Her consistency is legend. So is her comedy 💅

Yep. This. All of it.

It's 11 degrees and I have to go pick up groceries.

Yeah I’m into STEM. Sleep TV Eating Masturbation 😏

*whispers into the void* ᵐʸ ˢᵒⁿ ᶦˢ ¹² ʰᵒᵘʳˢ ᶠᵉᵛᵉʳ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᶦʳˢᵗ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ˢᶦⁿᶜᵉ ᵐᵒⁿᵈᵃʸ...

I've spent a lot of the last 24 hours wondering what this country would look like if that billionaire twat had never bought Twitter. I feel like it was the catalyst.

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Apparently it's National Umbrella Day and I could use some Joy, so of course I'm sharing this ☔

You👏are👏valid👏

My kid, who pays 0 attention to sports, said he wanted to watch the superbowl. Translation: He only wants to watch the halftime show.

Honorable mention: Every regeneration of the doctor (even 10 to 10) Thomas Jay Derek Shepherd Denny Duquette Det. Joss Carter Mrs. Landinhgam Sgt. Mike Dodds Lt Cmd Jadzia Dax

Clueless. American President. Miracle on 34th Street ('94). 10 Things I Hate About You.

This brought me glee.

Actorle.tv 914 1/8 🟩 Ok but...this timing is entirely suspect 👀

Crockett: “I’m tired of the white tears. If you’re competent you’re not concerned. When you compare me to Greene/Boebert there’s no comparison… The only ppl crying are mediocre white boys beaten out by people that had to work much harder.” Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DFp8K0M...

"Alexa play the EXPLICIT version of The Tortured Poets Department THE ANTHOLOGY by Taylor Swift on the EVERYWHERE group." This bitch is getting so needy just to do exactly what I did yesterday. <plays the clean version> <plays it in one room> <plays just the [clean] song> <can't find the group>

Normally, this wouldn't make me tear up, but well, the world is burning, and all of this should be obvious. To everyone. #Castle #NationofImmigrants

Imagine using a gif from Phenomenon for such an awful take. At the very least, more than they're doing now. All of them. Together. If our elected leaders can't be loud and ruckus in the face of tyranny, not one of them should hold a seat.

I am rarely ahead of the curve, but on this, I win. Stop messaging on apps controlled by billionaire conservative bootlickers.

3 wks ago I downloaded the Finch self-care app. I wasn't sure what to expect but it's been a lifesaver during this impossible time. It's basically a tamagachi that grows by you taking care of yourself. Meet Arlo and maybe join us: BEBVAK9MY4 /1

“Once you decide that a single vulnerable minority can be sacrificed, you’re operating within a fascist logic,” they said. “That means there might be a second one you’re willing to sacrifice and a third, a fourth. Then what happens?”

This is how it's fucking done.

I'd like to thank web.archive.org and everyone who saw the writing on the wall immediately. #YRBS #CDC

I just laugh-cried.

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If you are a straight, cis person and you feel that fucking knot in your stomach about what the administration is doing right now to trans people and trans children, you have to at the very fucking least say out loud in front of your friends and peers in real life "this is fucked up."

Holy shitballs. It's all I can see.