god above, I'm being read to filth *by a book* the very same book is making me wish I believed in astrology. wouldn't that be nice? the stars tell you what you need and who you should be with

Ad: "here's how people lost weight in the 50's" Amphetamines. The answer isn't your new fad diet, it's amphetamines.

I might do a lil poking around for fun

sis paid me the highest compliment on seeing me in my first dress she said I looked like a lesbian (affectionate)

philosophical question every day my auntie drinks a tea or turmeric, ginger, and black pepper pepper pepper so if I add celery and onions does it become a broth or is it still tea

extremely frustrating when my mom tells me "dad says hi" as if it's not the most meaningless gesture in the world from my father, who has not spoken an actual word to me since i came out last spring

Good info! Changing this setting is only available on desktop 🙄 but I believe you can also turn it off on mobile by accessing your Drive in desktop mode.

the feminine urge to post cute pictures of yourself on your story so that girl that rejected you knows what she's missing out on

Laundry Night

blackberry #art (wallpapers below!)

Here for the dolls❤️

splish splash I was born in the trash

as a one woman show I've gotten real good at acting since I have to play every part

yearning + unrequited love + L + ratio

It seems the complexities of the human heart pale in comparison to that of a cash register

Silver sisters 🌕✨ [ #hades #hadesgame #art ]

i bring women kissing to your TL but cute this time

a can of crushed tomatoes is 28oz so is my bottle of shampoo new mother sauce just dropped???

Writing poetry during Inktober cause I'm a rebel

"My freckles aren't 'sun damage', and you're an asshole." - a memoir by me

OC

take me to church except it's take me to bed and then the song stops and we go to sleep

found another introvert taking them with me

tired of looking for Mrs Right, gonna start looking for Mrs Wrong

she's a 10 but in a pH kind of way

help I'm out of content on three different hellsites

she's so real for this

fuck me dill is strong

deadnamed: in the group chat

I always forget how much the covid vaccine kicks my ass. Really gotta start clearing out the next day instead of thinking I'll be able to do things

count blessings not calories or someth idk I gotta eat breakfast

mind boggling that feeling this shitty used to be my baseline for "okay" little victories

you've heard of hot girl summer now get ready for hot girl not doing the dishes for a week

I think the reason that I'm liking Silksong so much more than Hollow Knight is that now I know I'm a girl and back then I was just a husk

in my dream I had a revelation about how to tie a bandana unfortunately I do not remember the actual revelation, just that I had it

nobody tell him

Turned my ringer on so I wouldn't miss this nice person's second call and it is So Weird to have my phone making noise again

My transition timeline

u know what facebook ? i am. i am interested in this post actually

Misgendered: in the Group Chat

No more bad news allowed today, we're full

“We are told by leaders that we are the future. But when it comes to the ongoing pandemic, our present is being stolen right in front of our eyes.” Incredible speech by Violet Affleck who warned about the ongoing dangers of COVID & Long Covid, & advocated for masks and clean air at the UN today!

purged my google photos so I wouldn't get jumpscared by old pictures

no idea when to eat dinner cause I actually did stuff today and it's throwing off my schedule

my love life is less like a dumpster fire and more like an electrical fire

pain

what the fuck did you just call me

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.