Shitposting Nirvana is achieved by shitting while posting

I believe Dante wrote about this in Paradiso

Shout-out to everyone who has commissioned me in the past year instead of using generative AI. You could have had shinier, more polished "art" for less money, but you chose me! Here's a couple of my favorite comms I've drawn this past month:

68 is the worst number now

Shredded cheese straight from the bag like God intended

oh no, you're the villainess wow that's sooo crazy *twirls hair*

Playing the dangerous game of browsing tumblr in a public space

Ginger Snaps lmao

Slowly learning German by interrogating my German friend when he snaps me

Moving across the country and I think I just figured out how to flirt???

Need to be taken care of so bad

moving is weird because I'm those last few days you'll sometimes have a normal meal but then you just eat All Of The Garlic Bread because you have nothing to pair with it and it'll go bad otherwise

Good thread if you're looking for places to donate to in the MPLS area! If you donate, hit me up with a screenshot and I'll find a way to get some buttons out to you!

LIE TO FASCISTS

in my thirties and only just now thinking to ask myself what advice I would give somebody else if they had the same problems/worries/etc I do That's character development right there

Our bard is healing our status ailments with "Harp 1" from a cheap Casio keyboard

asking for help? never heard of her

misfits marxist

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

Maybe he’ll jump

Mirrors are evil

so one of the creators i follow has a throne page and

Anybody else just feel like they need to throw up

There's a fellow on what might be a zoom meeting in this coffee shop who is exclusively using sign language. You love to see it.

tried to make a custom breakfast crunchwrap without the bacon and taco bell says vegetarian is a bad word

tired and my tits hurt

visiting Geneva, Switzerland and then coming home and telling my friend Geneva that it's "not as good as the real thing"

Bad news gamers, the Cali crunchwrap is supposed to have bacon on it. I played myself.

literally how do I flirt with girls in a lesbian way does anybody have advice is there a book I can read

Out: sapphic yearning In: Netflix and no chill

The heat broke overnight and I gotta say that feels a little ominous

the feminine urge to flee my emotions by skeeting on bsky instead of processing them

Insane that battle net games run better on Linux through steam / proton than they did on Win 10

need to find me a Von Duprin 98/99 series grooved case rim exit device

Referring to a bus as "busier," not because it's crowded but because it is more bus-like than usual

If I were a video game I'd be No Balls Skye

Last year I saw an argument that Die Hard is about winning a miraculous victory, against insurmountable odds, to defend a hilltop fortress from invaders—so it is actually a Hanukkah movie

looking forward to displaying my testicles right next to my Baba Yaga sculpture

casting me in wizard of Oz as the tin woman like "if I only had a box"

RIP Mary Shelley, you would have loved Blade Runner

Die Hard franchise really missed an opportunity not making one called Old Habits Die Hard

I love the term “landfill core”. It gives me pause with every purchase I make now and think, is this a lifetime product or something I’ll toss in a month?

do you think mariah carey stays up at night thinking about the horrors she's inflicted on the world

just realizing that the AI boom is causing people to move back to smaller websites and communities and that's a silver lining if I ever saw one anyway follow me on Pagebound, an AI-free indie (2 people total) alternative to goodreads not sponsored I just love their work

My loz/ Zelink book nooks turned out perfect I’m so relieved 🥹

you ever think you have about twice as many boxes for moving as you do

kicking off yearning hours at noon like a damn football game

getting emotional whiplash from this taco bell did they give me 2 breakfast burritos instead of my reward burrito oh no they also gave the reward wait did I order 2? oh yeah I sure did order an extra why's this crunchwrap begin instead of cali oh this is a Cali they just also put bacon on it