Referring to a bus as "busier," not because it's crowded but because it is more bus-like than usual

If I were a video game I'd be No Balls Skye

Last year I saw an argument that Die Hard is about winning a miraculous victory, against insurmountable odds, to defend a hilltop fortress from invaders—so it is actually a Hanukkah movie

looking forward to displaying my testicles right next to my Baba Yaga sculpture

casting me in wizard of Oz as the tin woman like "if I only had a box"

RIP Mary Shelley, you would have loved Blade Runner

Die Hard franchise really missed an opportunity not making one called Old Habits Die Hard

I love the term “landfill core”. It gives me pause with every purchase I make now and think, is this a lifetime product or something I’ll toss in a month?

do you think mariah carey stays up at night thinking about the horrors she's inflicted on the world

just realizing that the AI boom is causing people to move back to smaller websites and communities and that's a silver lining if I ever saw one anyway follow me on Pagebound, an AI-free indie (2 people total) alternative to goodreads not sponsored I just love their work

My loz/ Zelink book nooks turned out perfect I’m so relieved 🥹

you ever think you have about twice as many boxes for moving as you do

kicking off yearning hours at noon like a damn football game

getting emotional whiplash from this taco bell did they give me 2 breakfast burritos instead of my reward burrito oh no they also gave the reward wait did I order 2? oh yeah I sure did order an extra why's this crunchwrap begin instead of cali oh this is a Cali they just also put bacon on it

*dropping the cover into the green bean casserole* ah beans

In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead

playing any horror game: "not sure this game is for me, the vibes are off"

help I need to drive to the store for potatoes and I do not want to do that

as a teenager I once watched V for Vendetta ten times in the span of a week

really love how the music video for Kacey Musgraves' Follow Your Arrow is just her being hot in assisted locations with her band of six hot (presumably gay) men

here to report that spilling hot soup on your foot is painful and therefore inadvisable under most circumstances

Pronouncing "basil" like "Brazil"

the T in DJT stands for throatgoat

screaming in my apartment between phone calls with these fuckers

Insurance having a dedicated phone line for gender affirming care sounds great until you realize it's just one frazzled worker who barely has time to call you back within three business days

switched to injections and I am a big fan

you make scrambled eggs and pierogi *one time* and suddenly it's a staple meal

to the best of my knowledge, I've never passed out (besides from drunkenness) which makes it feel concerning that I get lightheaded and almost pass out somewhat frequently

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015 What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

android is doing this cool new thing where when I use the comma button, it just decides I meant to put a period there the period button is across the bloody keyboard. I'm so fuckin sick of this """ai""" horseshit

of course fuckin domino's throws up the notification the second I mention dinner (on another app on a completely different device)

"Although young trans people were most frequently and viciously targeted by Trump, the report found that “transgender youth under 20 were quoted in just 6% of articles. Who did msm corporate media turn to? Trump, a member of his administration, or other Republicans were quoted in 50% of articles"

Soup agenda: 1/2 Bitches on Fir Stry

We can’t keep doing this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 The Philippines edition

eating dinner at 70 mph on the freeway

gonna start reskeeting this every time I have quiche

writing poetry to cope call that copetry ill see myself out

riddle me this: if we just gained an hour of sleep, how come i can't fucking sleep anymore

Did anyone find the Epstein files in their kids Halloween candy? Or just the usual razor blades and expensive illicit drugs?

thirty flirty and thriving more like thirty dirty and feel like crying amirite gamers

god above, I'm being read to filth *by a book* the very same book is making me wish I believed in astrology. wouldn't that be nice? the stars tell you what you need and who you should be with

Ad: "here's how people lost weight in the 50's" Amphetamines. The answer isn't your new fad diet, it's amphetamines.

I might do a lil poking around for fun

sis paid me the highest compliment on seeing me in my first dress she said I looked like a lesbian (affectionate)

philosophical question every day my auntie drinks a tea or turmeric, ginger, and black pepper pepper pepper so if I add celery and onions does it become a broth or is it still tea

extremely frustrating when my mom tells me "dad says hi" as if it's not the most meaningless gesture in the world from my father, who has not spoken an actual word to me since i came out last spring

Good info! Changing this setting is only available on desktop 🙄 but I believe you can also turn it off on mobile by accessing your Drive in desktop mode.

the feminine urge to post cute pictures of yourself on your story so that girl that rejected you knows what she's missing out on

Laundry Night