Former pirate here, sailing out of Nassau in late 1600s and early 1700s. A pirate crew functions effectively as a closely knit democracy with elected leaders. These posers would be the first to take a long walk off a short plank.

Call For Papers: The International Criminal Conspiracy Confederation is seeking original material discussing using AI for plagiarism. We stand by creative work by humans whether criminal or not and will pay a modest fee if published. Also, release the entire unredacted Epstein Files.

Not a particular fan of sci-fi or fantasy, but "Project Hail Mary" (the book) wasn't to awful. As were the 3 Body Problem, the trilogy. And 5th Element. Fun stuff.

Happy #Caturday. Or not. Or whatever.

If you randomly reached into an almost infinite pile of black and/or white ping-pong balls and pulled out one, what are the odds that the next one will be the same color?

Arthur Conan Doyle, creator of 'Sherlock Holmes', was convinced that the Cottingley Fairies were genuine. He was later abducted by aliens from another planet for releasing the photos.

The word 'obvious' might not mean what some people think it means. Obviously.

Repeat after me: "There is no such thing as aliens from another planet zooming around in their souped-up UFO's just to distract from releasing the full unredacted Epstein files." Thank you for your attention on this matter. - Paul

AI discovers first bird footprints, according to AI. www.earth.com/news/ai-lear...

My ancestry can be traced back to Samuel de Champlain's translator Olivier Le Tardif, who arranged First Nation Abenaki integration into French culture. Also, little bit of Abenaki blood. Gotta have 'Plan B'. www.bangordailynews.com/2026/05/05/a...

Look, "it's the GUNS!" misses the point. In reality, it's the NRA sponsored (and probably written) PLCAA that protects the manufacturers, distributors and retailers of a product designed to kill as many people as fast as possible from facing legal accountability from victims and survivors. IMO.

About "KrazyKat". I deliberately chose to use this name on social media to remind myself that despite many bricks in life, I attempt to remain humorous and kind, almost to the point of innocent naivety. IRL I am neither 'Krazy' nor a 'Kat', but just an average, nothing particularly special person.

Both Venus and Jupiter are very bright in the early evening sky.

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be fun.

Post something random or you'll have an awful May.

Happy #Caturday www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_HM...

Many people are saying that Obama prevented Iran from getting nuclear weapons. I think that Obama didn't 'prevent' so much as convince Iran that it was in their own best interests not to build nuclear weapons. That's the difference between diplomacy and murdering 160+ little girls to make a point.

They are looking for treats and scritches. Seriously, polar bears are one of very few carnivores that will actively stalk, kill and eat people. Practically human that way. They especially like the orange fat ones. The Kat clicks on click-bait articles so you don't have to.

Humans reproduced faster than the Neanderthals. The Kat clicks on click-bait articles so you don't have to.

Repeat after me: "There is no such thing as aliens from another planet zooming around in their souped-up UFOs just to abduct scientists and annoy the US Navy." - Paul

Rusted chrome reverse muffler. Expensive.

Live your life so that every assassination attempt doesn't burn down the Internet with conspiracy theories.

Happy Beltane for those who observe. And whatever floats your boat for both.

If you see this, post a bird!

Can confirm. The Republicans (some of them) are just fucking crazy. On the plus side, there are 400 state representatives in New Hampshire, probably the highest rep to citizen ratio in the United States. Renders them as 'Mostly Harmless', but definitely annoying.

The mistake most amateurs make is forging the original artist's signature. The International Criminal Conspiracy Committee (ICCC) suggests changing two details - misspelling the signature and moving that tree a smidge. Then use con artist or stage magician techniques to sell it to the mark. Profit.

She's almost happy. Batteries were dead, charging now.

The ceiling. They held a baby up-side down and let it 'walk' across the ceiling, leaving footprints. Hilarity ensued. The Kat clicks click-bat articles so you don't have to. www.earth.com/news/120000-...

Almost all of the cars at that spot are from Massachusetts heading toward Maine. That's why, when you see the statistics, NH seems to have the most per capita liquor consumption rates. Google "per capita liquor consumption by state". #1 New Hampshire: ~4.67 - 4.83 gallons

Sometime I love my little state of New Hampshire, especially when they put state-run liquor stores on a major highway linking Massachusetts and Maine. Otherwise, who would even know where Hampton, NH is? www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2026...

Splash day re-scheduled to tomorrow. Stay tuned.

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Live your life so that an assassination attempt doesn't melt the internet with conspiracy theories.

#1 High-IQ people almost never click on obvious click-bait articles. The Kat clicks on click-bait articles so you don't have to. www.yourtango.com/self/high-iq...

Key Details of the V32 Numbers Station: ► A man's voice reads random sequences of numbers in Persian. ► Trackers have suggested signals could be traced to a US military base in Böblingen, Germany. Could be ours?!? Kind of interesting. I can't get it here in New England, but have heard recordings.

Desperation, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of MAGA Nazi punk desperation in the morning. Smells like victory.

Nixon may have been a crook, but he was OUR crook, not Putin's lapdog.

"Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of my life" Casablanca, if I had written it. (Thursday)

I believe the current administration: 1. Bombed a school in Iran and murdered 160+ little girls. 2. Murdered occupants of boats in the Caribbean with no justification. 3. Is hiding the fact that the president is a pedophile.

Vermont Maple Syrup is better than Canadian Maple Syrup. Change my mind.

Repeat after me: "There is no such thing as aliens from another planet zooming around in their souped-up UFOs just to abduct scientists or annoy the US Navy." - Paul

I'm glad he's still alive. It was stupid. Should have just thrown a shoe. Seriously. I did not want to go through dead president week. Release the Epstein files. Then, if there is a cute little blood clot just waiting to be free, Arial Sharon his orange ass for twenty years. More news at 11.

I said "A SHOE"!

If someone at the White House Correspondents circle-jerk throws a shoe at Orange Jesus, it'll be worth it.

I'm just immature, I guess.

Just watched "Sitting Bull' on Flix o' net. Interesting and informative.

Tip o' the day: Never play poker with a woman who has 'medium' (clairvoyant) boobs. Not only can they read your cards, but they are distracting.

Happy #Caturday www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhZc...