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It was ANTIFA razorback clams. Everybody knows that ANTIFA has access to razorback clams. They just used a seagull to drop one in the Reflecting Pool, et voilà! A 300 meter slit.

America Explains Canada To Itself

It's after midnight and our lovely neighborhood fox is out there barking. Again. Some think he's establishing territory, but I think he's just being an annoying little showoff.

Quick! Look in the Reflecting Pool! Is it a fish? Is it a lobster? NO! It's Algae Man and his mysterious side-kick, Scum Boy!

"The Plumber Always Rings Twice"

The world population is about 8.3 billion. The rich are edible. These two facts are not unrelated.

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"I told you, but did you listen? No, you did not listen. It was not aliens from another planet zooming around in their souped-up UFOs that blew up the oil silo, and I will not be taking any more questions."

"There is no such things as aliens from another planet zooming around in their souped-up UFOs just to annoy the US Navy and blow up the oil storage tank at the Moscow Oil Refinery in Kapotnya" - Paul

@gatitakicksass.bsky.social I said "Happy Anniversary, Dahlink!"

Burnt Island Lighthouse, Boothbay, ME.

I, for one, will be packin' up the ol' pickup with my dawgs, most of my wives'n'girlfriends and a bunch of children (some of whom might even be mine) and moving to New Braska, where they know how to Make Something Grate Again. No regrets, and no turnin' back. Just waitin' fer gas money.

Happy Obama Day!

Electrocution prevents aging. www.bgr.com/2191079/scie...

It's never too early to say "oh god oh god we're all gonna die". gizmodo.com/this-is-abso...

STOP. GIVING. THEM. IDEAS.

Published on this day in 1971, 55 years ago.

Tomb it may concern: Today is Friday the Thirteenth on Saturday. Check your lottery tickets.

A Dr I would trust more than Dr. Oz.

Maybe we should sell very expensive tickets to Mars, but instead put them all on a ship and leave them stranded on the Namibia Skeleton Coast. Sometimes I amaze myself.

The Kat also almost daily produces a raw natural product that will make people sick. www.propublica.org/article/mark...

They found even older squirrel poop. The Kat clicks click-bait articles so you don't have to. www.sciencealert.com/scientists-d...

"There is no such thing as aliens from another planet zooming around in their souped-up UFOs just to make '8647' crop circles on the National Mall in Washington, DC" - Paul

Stop saying "he's as dumb (with a 'b') as a rock (with a 'k')". He's every bit as smart as a slime mold that can find food in a maze. www.sciencealert.com/physicists-d...

Pete microwaved yesterday's tuna casserole, after leaving it on the counter all night. Again. www.cnn.com/2026/06/11/p...

"Trust me, bro. There are no advanced alien civilizations sending souped-up UFOs just to annoy the US Navy." www.universetoday.com/articles/dav...

That's one way of preventing vampires, but it might have started the zombie apocalypse. www.cnn.com/2026/06/09/s...

I feel seen: en.as.com/latest_news/...

Sunrise, Malletts Bay.

Just now, Malletts Bay. Annoying everyone at 6am.

PSA: Friday the Thirteenth will be on a Saturday this month. Plan accordingly.

I'd get really weird if some physicist tried to cut me in half, also. thedebrief.org/physicists-t...

I feel seen: www.universetoday.com/articles/why...

Don't let my Twitter name fool you. In real life I am neither 'Krazy' nor a 'Kat'. I just try not to get annoyed on social media because it isn't worth the limited time I have left to reply and damage my sincere innocence and general peaceful nature. "Mostly humerus, sometimes Sirius"

He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now go away!

Listening to "Mule Variations" by Tom Waites. Better than Dylan.

Off to Malletts Bay, Colchester VT

Off to check on my little sailboat. NOAA weather looks good this week.

Many people are saying that MAGA Shaman (Jacob Chansley) has declined to perform at the Freedom 250 concert citing emotional and security concerns.

Obligatory "Many People Are Saying" Rusty Cage will not be performing "The Hearse Song" at the Great American State Fair, but he should. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xclh...

So we've got a sentient AI and everyone is always connected. Then some asshole says "Fix all the prolems". AI wipes out the humans. All of them. The Pope was last to go. "I fuckin' told yez!" were his last words.

Neither theist, nor atheist, nor agnostic. I think that if there is a diety, it's human or will be. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but soon and for the rest of our existence. If we don't kill ourselves first.

Quick - look up in the western sky. Venus and Jupiter are very visible. From Colchester, VT, anyway.

Human have been blasting porn into the universe for over 50 years, but anatomically correct nude man and woman on Pioneer - what were we thinking? spacedaily.com/m-carl-sagan...

Many wonder if humans will exist in 10 years, but cool. www.thebrighterside.news/post/physici...

Well done, Steve!!

Beaver Deceivers. Who knew? vtdigger.org/2026/05/24/i...