3I/ATLAS is swinging around the sun, leaving our little solar system alone in the vastness of space - but don't worry, be happy! Right behind it is RBH-1, a massive runaway black hole. I, for one, will be hiding in my bunker under the ballroom floor. www.sciencealert.com/jwst-confirm...

What did you do to resist the fascist state? Got our asses arrested and hauled off to jail for trying to bring care packages to detainees at the Burlington, Vermont U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement processing center. www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...

I sincerely wish death for no one, but c'mon cholesterol...

Good deal. This means that the water level on Lake Champlain might just be enough to get in'n'out of Malletts Bay this summer. vtdigger.org/2025/12/16/w...

The question is not 'what' but 'who' - and I use the term lightly -is pushing 31/ATLAS. This thing has been drifting through the galaxy for billions of years and is not a comet but a fully automated recon vessel. What comes next is anyone's guess. usaherald.com/is-something...

The "Buzzer", transmitting on 4625 kHz, seems to be active again. ovniologia.com.br/2025/12/russ...

The 13th Amendment, which abolished slavery and involuntary servitude in the United States, has an 'out' - "except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted".

Jupiter is very bright and visible in the New Hampshire eastern sky at about 30-40 degrees above the horizon. And Betelgeuse still hasn't exploded.

Things that I've never done, in no particular order: ►Shoved a UV flashlight up my butt ►Dedicated myself toward a life of chastity ►Put on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer at the laundromat ►Listened to a single sentence from Rush Limbaugh or Charlie Kirk ►Applied for an ICE job 'KThnxbye

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Gee, I think so Brain - but where are we going to get clothes? www.nbcboston.com/news/local/p...

A green glow in billion year old alien from another galaxy can mean either "Here I come, to save the day!" or "The Restroom(s) is/are currently occupied" depending on context. www.ibtimes.co.uk/3i-atlas-upd...

There is no such thing as 'common-sense gun laws'. The NRA sponsored (and probably written) PLCAA prevents, in almost all cases, the voices of the victims and survivors from being heard.

Happy #Caturday Hieronymus Bosch's iconic "The Garden of Earthly Delights" - the missing panel.

Things I do almost daily in no particular order: ►Take a nap

Happy #Caturday. Cheetah and her Cheetos.

He may have been a crook, but damn it, he was OUR crook!

Things I've never done in no particular order: ►Jumped out of a perfectly good airplane ►Googled "How to hide the body" just before hiding the body ►Tipped a cow ►Called a late-night AM radio talk show to complain about late-night AM radio talk shows ►Shivered me timbers

Not the pipe bomber that you're looking for.

Somebody pushed the button telling the aliens where we live, and on 12/19/2025 we will find out if they consider us as 'bugs' or just naughty little boys'n'girls deserving a stern lecture and maybe a little time-out. I, for one, will continue to misbehave. www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...

Holiday gift suggestion for that one kid on your list

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be fun.

If you're not following Brittlestar (The prime minister of Heard and McDonald Island), you're missing out.

According to my magically accurate and (almost) never wrong Scroll of Past, Present and Future Events, the winter solstice occurs at 10:03 a.m. EST (15:03 UTC) on Sunday, Dec. 21.

The International Criminal Mastermind Guild does not promote sloppy craft like this. We are professionals and generally leave the place cleaner than we find it. Dumping bins on the floor is just plain immature and the perps responsible will be sternly chastised. www.bbc.com/news/article...

He isn't going to be impeached. He isn't going to jail. He isn't going to die. The Dem's will take back the government and some - but not all - of the carnage he wreaked on our nation will be nullified. But not all. I have the sadz.🥵

That doesn't look like it was seized. Looks like it delivered its cargo of naphtha to Venezuela two weeks ago and is currently off the coast of western Africa. www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/detai...

Not so fast with the US Navy intercepting and seizing a Russian 'shadow fleet' tanker off the coast of Venezuela. gcaptain.com/sanctioned-r...

Look, if youse guys gonna skeet pictures of your lunch, so am I.

Planning to travel over the holidays? Great. If you see this, DO SOMETHING!

Unfortunately for the children, the US is not a party to the Rome Statute and thus neither Krasnov nor Hegseth will ever be extradited for their many, many crimes. See Kissinger et al. Lemony Snicket.

Old Vermont farmer just found out his land was mistakenly surveyed, and was actually in Massachusetts. "Thank the (insert favorite deity's name here)! I hate winter in Vermont!"

Yay, me. Just got my shiny new Technician Class Amateur Radio License and Call Sign. Privacy issues with publishing it, so no. Pirate Radio Krazy will be on the air, broadcasting all the hits, all the time! (narrator - no, he won't) Tech class is kind of limited, General gives you a lot more space.

3I/ATLAS - Well, now that's just plain silly. usaherald.com/ancient-sky-...

I have an alibi, please refer any questions to my legal staff of Dewy, Screwem and Howe. In other news, several dozen hydrogen inflatable Halloween lawn displays wrapped in Christmas decorations reportedly seen over south western New Hampshire are being tracked by radar. www.wmur.com/article/bow-...

You'd think with all those lights on that they'd be some sort of intelligent life down there.

Cold enough for ya?

"Riding that train, high on cocaine" challenge, participation trophy.

Bit chilly, innit?

Pete Hegseth targets the wrong boat.

Unfortunately for the children, the president of the United States is, in fact, a gibbering idiot. Lemony Snicket

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "Gee, I think so, Brain. But me and Karoline Leavitt - what'll the children look like?"

Tin foil hats? Tin foil hats, √ www.swpc.noaa.gov/news/strong-...

OK, boomer.

A date which will live in infamy. A quiet dawn. A sudden attack. An enduring legacy of courage. Today, we remember the servicemembers who gave their lives defending our nation at Pearl Harbor. Their sacrifice is woven into the fabric of our freedom. #PearlHarborRemembranceDay

Tom Waits - maybe 'beloved' is an exaggeration, but listen to "Road To Peace" on "Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards". Written in 2006. parade.com/news/beloved...

I cannot in good consciousness wish for the death of anyone, but I wouldn't complain much if he got karma'd like he did to 74-year-old Mary Filan. And if it was good enough for Ariel Sharon to be in permanent vegetative state for eight years, it's good enough for him. Cheers.

They've got a list? They've got a list, for god's sake. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

More better fun than Wordle: #stack271 5/5 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⏱️ 10m 55s 🔥 streak: 48 🥈 #stackdownsilverteam puzzlist.com/stackdown

Sometimes, I really love my little spot in New Hampshire. vermontjournal.com/going-green/...

The International Criminal Mastermind Guild mildly rebukes random acts of sax and violins that result in the waste of perfectly edible apple crumble and custard. The Crown Jewels are safely on display in our hideout. Thank you for your attention on this matter. www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-...