Good luck media orgs trying to come up with an April Fool's gag tomorrow that's more ludicrous than the reality of Trump's America.

Good.

"The monster Blair said 'I'd do it again'! And as it looks like we might be doing it again we can't help but agree that's the best course of action."

Once upon a time he was their ‘monster of delusion’… Now we’re back here again and the right‑wing press are on his side. These papers are a disgrace.

Full solidarity with Hannah Spencer, this is absolutely disgraceful behaviour. This is a direct attack on our democracy, Hannah is an elected MP that has the right to walk free in the city she represents without these extremists behaving like thugs

So, who still believes Epstein killed himself?

The new owners have reassured the Telegraph team they won't interfere with their batshit loony editorial stance, saying "The deranged ravings of Charles Moore and Allister Heath will always have a place at the Telegraph."

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

Release the Epstein Files

🚨Breaking: Following Spain's refusal to join the Epstein War Trump calls on loyal Americans to retaliate by boycotting pasta.

Solidarity, Mothin 💚

BBC *finally* report on the dozens of Iranian schoolgirls killed — about 32h later.

Says everything about mainstream media in the West.

🚨BREAKING: Congress, furious that Trump has taken the US to war without authorization, has regained control by retroactively authorizing the military action. "That'll teach the President" said the Democrat leader.

The real threat to democracy doesn't come from 'family voting'. It comes from the losing side refusing go accept they've lost

@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Once again Reform are spreading misinformation & smears, and the press & the media seem to repeat them.. its really important that the media.. take responsibility so when Reform or Farage says something they don't just keep repeating it"👏👏👏

Oh my god, the Greens are going to destroy our society and make our babies drug fiends doing sex work for Pablo Escob....hang on - Sarah Vine??? D'oh! Boy, do I feel dumb.

This is fun. 😀

Polls open until 10pm in Gorton and Denton. It's Greens vs. Reform - every single vote counts. 🗳️ 💚

This is massive, and disgraceful. No organisation called “Tactical Choice” appears to exist.

In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator... stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

NEW: Labour embroiled in dirty tricks row on eve of Gorton and Denton by-election. The party has put out a leaflet saying "Tactical Choice" say voters should back them to beat Reform. Only, Tactical Choice don't appear to exist. Story 👇 www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/labour...

We’re about to be dragged into another war in the Middle East for AIPAC and Netanyahu. We must do everything to support those fighting for democracy diplomatically, not with bombs. This is no different than the invasion of Iraq over 20 years ago. Congress must stop this war, before it’s too late.

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist." RT if Mick is right.

*guy gets arrested for a few hours and is returned to his palace* Mob justice is going too far!!

Dear god The Times is shit these days.

Plenty have clocked how Nigel Farage talks to women journalists — pure condescension: “listen, love,” “go write your silly little story.” Know your place. No shock from a man who praises Andrew Tate. The real surprise? It’s only being called out now.

“Reform’s candidate, an oddball far-right former academic turned GB News presenter, is facing allegations of sexual harassment, while their “interim” campaign manager.. has been exposed as a holocaust-denying anti-semite” Please god, G&D, don’t inflict this on us. open.substack.com/pub/adambien...

Matt is doing an excellent job here of convincing us that he is in absolutely no way bitter at all about his failure as an academic.. 😉

“Settlers threw eggs at us in Hebron.” Congressional candidate Effie Phillips-Staley did what many US politicians don't: she visited Palestine. The Democratic primary contender for New York's 17th Congressional District told Prem all about the backlash she’s faced over it. 🔗: youtu.be/BBQc_Onwzz0

🔥 This is important. Please do have a read.

Reform UK’s Ossett & Denby Dale and Dewsbury & Batley has seen 5 officers resign en masse. The Conservative cohort is causing major issues within the party.

Looks like he’s just seen the ghost of Virginia Guiffre. ✊

No!!!!! Not Hefner! But I thought he was the *good* billionaire with a hideaway full of much younger women he liked to parade submissive, nude and powerless for the benefit of rich old men. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/hugh-h...

Huh? The guy who founded Playboy had nudes of young girls? The guy who lived in a bathrobe & had blow out parties? Who would believe it? Old, saggy, wealthy white guys; is there ever enough for them? And a 60 yr age gap kinda gives it away. 🤮But she's "shocked!" www.huffpost.com/entry/hugh-h...

It's the 927th day of the Curling and the competition is starting to get interesting...

Why? Why ask the racist scumbag anything? Don't ask him to apologise. Don't ask his opinion of the country he fled to dodge tax. Stop reporting the shitty opinions of rich white men just because they're rich and white. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Bianca Sonnenberg’s uniform has become her security blanket. Before ICE arrived in Minneapolis, she would change when she finished her route. Recently, she’s hoped her identity as a US Postal Service worker would protect her from getting targeted by ICE operations.

Israeli attacks across Gaza have killed at least seven Palestinians over the past 24 hours. Four of the deaths came as Israeli forces bombed a residential building sheltering displaced people in Gaza City, an attack that sparked panic and left several others wounded.

Was Jeffrey Epstein a Mossad agent? The truth? He may have been far more powerful than a mere Mossad agent. Fascinating from @mazmhussain.bsky.social

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Israel lied again. Gotcha.

Harrods is our own Epstein scandal. This govt has blocked justice. And the survivors are furious with Keir Starmer 👇👇

Dammit - and I put my life-savings into Bitcoin before Christmas. Thank god I've still got my NFTs.

There's a one hour special on Nigel Farage and Reform UK, and whether they are ready to lead, on BBC2 Presumably, there will be a similar one hour special on Zack Polanski, and whether The Greens are ready to lead, as well?

Farage's troll army are rattled by the Green candidate in Gorton and Denton. They've claimed Hannah Spencer isn't actually a plumber. She's here to put the record straight!