have y o u, how very interesting. . do tell, what was this interrogation for. . ( completely at ease on the floor next to him, smiling and rolling her eyes at any possible compliments being thrown her way. gorgeous. apparently. sure. . ) +

( a soft scoffing noise as soon as he touches her nose. followed by a roll of her eyes ) please, i am not pretty and i don't aim to be either. . i think i would do a pretty decent cruella de ville, but i'm not a puppy killer ( just suspiciously looking back at his eyes. +

( a small frown on her face, followed by a quirk of one brow as she turns a little more onto her side ) i could take your spleen out to feed it to your cat, for my own entertainment. and i have done so before. like a disney villain would. no reason, just fun. +

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it's alright. . lucifer gets a pass ( a soft smile on her lips, eyes still closed. she heard him lay down beside her. after a few seconds, she opens her eyes and turns to look at him ) are you always this well mannered or am i just scary--

( peeking between her knuckles, she huffs a bit and closes her eyes again when she sees him sitting there like that ) . . . it's never this bad-- i'm allergic to bepo's fur too, which is when i threaten him with soap water. .

( her eyes droopy and her nose leaking, law looks up at him, rubbing at her face with tissue paper-- just absolutely miserable ) fank-you--i'befifne- ( she takes the allergy medicine with gratitude, taking one with the glass of water-- and g r o a n i n g again. making a move to lay down on her +

( her skin was burning so sweetly, a sense of bliss overcoming her senses as soon as robin kisses her. law cups a hand at the back of her neck to pull her in for another ) ( her lips push again and again, both arms wrapping around her middle. a more solid measure to keep her chest pressed flush +

( shaking her head immediately-- waving a dismissive hand towards the archeologist ) N O- no need, i'm fine-- this is- ACH OOO ( rubbing her closed eyelids with her fingers now and g r o a n i ng. why did god have to make her allergic to cats. this was torture at its finest )

o h- i ( her face warms so fast, an initial shyness taking over. law rubs at the back of her neck, unsure. but then grey eyes look to hers, locked in on those blues. refusing to look away )

( she nods a bit, moving to take a tissue lightning fast before another sneeze wracks her frame-- staring now at the furry culprit in his lap ) . . . oh no--

you have so much to accomplish. . and i'm sure you can find another conversation partner. . . and to kiss you in between of course

( keeping her hands to her mouth lest she sneeze out of the blue again- law nods slightly ) ( muffled behind her palms ) yefh- i'm alright. .

( taking the hanky from her hand and sniffling, very much like a wet cat ) yedh please. . some tea would be nice. . and a blanket. . and your company. . thank you

Happy Women's day to you as well dear

i couldn't do that to you. . mhm

( a big blushing smile grows on her lips ) alright alright, you convinced me

( her eyes seemed to grow wider upon hearing him divulge some information about his past. hungry for more of him, whatever she had heard or gleaned so far from the papers had intrigued her so ) ( law squints a little, then smiles again. the image of the banana growths on alligators is rather +

oh dear, oh dear, 𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙤𝙪𝙨 absolutely not, we're keeping you alive

( her lips purse together to keep from smiling, curious eyes flitting to his face while he rambles on about his cat. adorable. ) so she found you-- how sweet ( sometimes when law says innocuous things, her eyes and manner don't communicate it at all. this is one of such times, her gaze fixed +

i hate living

( giving her a scandalized look for two seconds-- ) it's-- either dust or dander. . . sometimes when bepo hasn't had a bath-- the dust on his- - his-- ( ACHOO--) ( covering her mouth and nose, looking rather defeated now )

( she turns a little, her head lolling back on one shoulder. the smile reaches her eyes this time at the sight. ) n o, she's not broken. she just likes you a lot. . fish you say? i could get some fish. . bepo's always fishing, he'd spare some for a kitty ( scooting a bit closer so she could pet +

um- yes it's fine, i'll just i popped a pill earlier, i'm waiting for it to- ( A CHOO) soWWY-

( her tone seems to soften ) i do! they seem to understand the concept of personal space. . i don't dislike other animals, but i tend to like cats the most. . ( she leans back with her hands on the floor, watching the cat rub up against her master. dead eyes fixed on the man's hands for a second +

o h god it's my allergies acting up i hate living, don't anybody approach me unless it's an emergency

// law talking politely and sweetly to the women, and then unapologetically staring at male robin is just so relatable

( her eyes shift back to his face for a second, noting the shyness before she looks at lucifer again. a satisfied smile growing on her lips. he was rather well behaved, and polite. agreeable. more than most other men were ) ( he gets a pass in her books ) mm, perhaps ( tattooed fingers +

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Behaviores Report: 95% goode, 5% harass of Ludo

I'm the strongest! :3

<-- grumpily wrapping her fingers with bandages, it's time for training

where is my wife? when is it my turn??

oh fuck this thing it better not be a cold

( sizing him up. sort of ) ( law lowers her gaze to the cat again, smiling at the sight. though her eyes remain dead ) mm nothing- your hair's very pretty today, did you do somethn with it?

( law smirks a little, putting her hand out for the kitty to sniff. stone grey eyes lift up to find the archaeologist's face. not saying a word. just, staring at him like there's something on his cheek.)

she does look like a lucifer. . can i pet her?

crawl inside me and find where i'm most ruined. love me there.

( a chill running up her spine, eyes closing and head spinning on a tilted axis-- a heavy lidded gaze falls to her face while she tries to protest. though she can't quite manage anything beyond a weak frown ) ( a hand heavy with rings moves, fingers curling into the front of her shirt. +

// I've decided. The only man she would consider dating at this point in her life. Is masc robin.

Sharing a kiss or a few, even sleeping together was something Law had experience with. But someone as wonderful as Robin, telling her she wanted to have a relationship with her, was a first. She smiles so bashfully then, the blush on her cheeks would wipe away any image she upheld so staunchly of +

Law's breath comes quicker, her heart pattering about like a pen full of rabbits. Thoughts and putting them to words, all but escaped her now. All she could do was watch her face, the way she avoided her gaze. Her face was hot when she nodded. +

Law can't help the bright smile on her face upon seeing her reactions. Her little laughs at her joking, though she felt in her heart that if anyone knew how serious she was being about the purpose of these gifts, it would be Robin. This dagger was sharp, enough to absolutely wreck someone's +

// please

A woman's favourite accessory ought to fit right inside a human being's thoracic cavity Just in case

She looks up from the bag to her face, taking the time to smile softly at her. "I'm a little silly about birthdays I'm afraid. You can blame Penguin and the others for that. They don't have to buy, they make me feel.. nice on mine." She leaves it at that, not being one to preach or pry. +

She agreed-- they did always go hand in hand, in her opinion. And smack dab in the middle of the spectrum were some of her favorite love stories, between monsters and men. Or women, as it were. Law sits down so her back is against the wall and waits for Robin to do the same. +