Watching Trump and Governor Stitt bicker is like witnessing two geriatric patients fight over the last cup of sugar-free Jell-O. It’s just a standard lover's quarrel—I’m sure they’ll be back to trading dentures and holding hands by the early bird special.

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So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 😂

BREAKING: Erika Kirk is rumored to be pregnant. JD Vance is reportedly checking the upholstery for a heartbeat. Their love child, Sectional Healing Vance, is expected to arrive in a variety of velvet finishes this fall.

A federal judge has officially barred ICE from utilizing taxpayer information provided by the IRS. In her ruling, Judge Talwani stated that the Department of Homeland Security's argument—that noncitizens lack Fourth Amendment rights—is essentially a recipe for abuse.

The new Trump Rx plan is truly a masterpiece of "efficiency." It’s basically a digital coupon book that tells you to pay cash and bypass your own insurance. I’d honestly rather choke on horse-sized ivermectin pills than trust this "deal.

HUGE: A new quiet court filing by DOGE admits that they LIED about giving employees full access to secret Social Security data. During that window, they uploaded it to Cloudflare. It may STILL be available online. It cannot be undone.

Remember, Trump is suing the IRS and the Treasury -- agencies he controls -- for $10 BILLION. They are defended by Pam Bondi, whom he also controls. This is not a presidency. It is a criminal shakedown of you and me: the American taxpayers.

Judge Schiltz stated that ICE's disobedience in a single month likely exceeded the total lifetime violations of some other federal agencies. ICE violated over 96 court orders in January alone

1,200 people ICE detained in the Florida Everglades concentration camp are missing. Completely disappeared. No one outside knows where they are or what happened to them.

As of late January 2026, the U.S. national debt has exceeded $38.5 trillion, driven by consistent federal budget deficits and accumulating at a rapid pace of roughly $1 trillion every few months.

SOUTH KOREA EX-PRESIDENT YOON GUILTY OF FABRICATING OFFICIAL DOCUMENT RELATED TO MARTIAL LAW DECLARATION - JUDGE

Turns out we can have nice things with the right, courageous leadership.

Do that in my home without a warrant and you will be dead on the floor.

Ask yourself. If ICE is going door to door, what’s next? Armed federal agents took a man away in handcuffs. A woman came out of the house and said the man was her husband. It also appears ICE used an administrative warrant, not a judicial warrant. That matters….

My urologist asked how I managed to cure my ED naturally. I told him my secret: "Every time I rile up a MAGA snowflake on TikTok, I get an immediate reaction. Four years of trolling later, and I've never been better." He had a good laugh and asked for my TikTok name so he could see for himself.

Buying an "AI Bunker" stick is like taking medical advice from RFK Jr. in a South Park episode. He’d say the cloud is an inverted food pyramid of toxic gluten that’ll make your laptop’s dick fly off. Imagine paying $100 for a "secure brain" when the free version won't melt your organs.

The United Nations just declared Trump's actions a violation of international law. Maybe, just maybe, they will do something about this. 🤞

Zohran Mamdani just signed an EO undoing the Executive Orders that disgraced, corrupt, Trump-supported Mayor Eric Adams made."

The Department of Homeland Security is pausing the immigration applications from an additional 20 countries after an expansion of travel restrictions took effect Jan. 1.

Imagine you win $1.8 Billion in the Power Ball, and suddenly you're the only billionaire in the country getting properly taxed

Oh, wow, the FBI "thwarted" a plot they likely spent six months hand-holding some confused teenager through? I'm shocked. It’s truly a holiday miracle that they managed to stop the very "ISIS-inspired" plan they probably provided the blueprints, fake explosives, and motivational pep talks for.

In 1989, someone asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist. He basically replied: "I think the government shouldn't let people rot, and since the U.S. is filthy rich but actively chooses to keep homelessness as a hobby, clearly we’ve just prioritized 'rugged neglect' over basic human decency." 💯

Trump just dropped 132 Truths in a single hour? Honestly, at this point, the 'TDS' is coming from inside the house. Most people count sheep to fall asleep at 11:00 PM; he counts grievances and personal vendettas.

BREAKING: The Grindr servers have officially collapsed again. Experts suspect the surge was caused by thousands of users checking to see if the Speaker survived this 'icky' encounter with girl cooties. ​Thoughts and prayers to the IT department for having to 'reframe' the bandwidth yet again.

The new Melania documentary reveals she secured an 'Einstein Visa' by claiming to be an anthropologist specializing in fossils. ​Turns out, she wasn't lying about the second part—she’s been studying a prehistoric specimen in a suit for twenty years. 💅🦖"

THANK YOU to all the artists canceling their performances at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. 🎵🙏🎶

Trump just warned supporters that if they don't donate within the hour, Democrats will seize their "tariff rebate checks" and hand them over to "illegals." 😅 The punchline? He probably raked in millions from people actually falling for it! 🤣🤣🤣

🇺🇸 "Constituency outreach"! She was diligently researching the vital economic impact of Bawitdaba... on her district. 925 for tickets, 2,400 on a hotel just the cost of thorough legislative diligence. Any politician who skips a Rock and Rodeo is failing the American people. A true patriot's sacrifice

Bless RFK Jr. for using his vast lactation experience to shame women. We were all just lost without his profound guidance on motherhood. Who knew the solution to our national crises was just guilt-tripping new moms? A true visionary, bravely tackling issues he'll never personally face.

BREAKING: In a stunning display of transparency, the champion of accountability abruptly ended a call with a reporter after being asked if his own Florida mortgages mirrored the financial maneuvers he constantly rails against as "fraudulent." Guess some questions hit a little too close to home!

A Christian crowdfunding platform heroically raised thousands for the WI Cinnabon worker who was justly fired after a viral, racist tirade against a customer in a hijab. Because nothing embodies Christian charity quite like financially rewarding public bigotry.

Russia is absolutely thrilled! They declared DJT’s security strategy "aligned" with theirs, specifically the parts about limiting NATO and reviving the 19th-century Monroe Doctrine. Nothing says "America First" like making Moscow publicly delighted.

MAGA Discourse at its Finest: Laura Loomer delicately inquired about Tucker Carlson’s Gulf payroll. Roger Stone, the diplomat, swiftly suggested a lawsuit and a therapist. Laura’s response: "Great, now I get to see who pays him." The conservative intellectual movement is thriving.

Billionaire Palantir co-founder launched his 'Masculine Leadership' initiative via X: a return to public hangings after three whole crimes. Because nothing says "future-forward tech" like proposing medieval solutions for "societal balance."

DJT called CNN’s Kaitlan Collins “stupid and nasty” over a question about WH ballroom expenses. Collins, ever the professional, gently clarified: “Technically, it was about Venezuela.” The level of political discourse is truly breathtaking.

#bailout #failedpolicies

A Nativity display at a church in Massachusetts is sparking a debate after swapping Mary, Joseph and baby Jesus for a sign that reads "ICE was here." Details: www.wpri.com/new-england/...

Senator introduces bill to eliminate dual citizenship: ‘If you want to be an American, it’s all or nothing’ so, send Melania and Barron home immediately, got it!

Total missile cost for the strikes is estimated at $750,000, alongside a daily operational cost of over $6.5 million for the naval assets involved. Yet, this administration and MAGA are worried about a kid drinking soda or a family affording a $5.99 hot chicken meal to feed their family. Priorities.

Here's PIGGY making damned sure corporations can use and abuse you without adequate compensation for making CEO'S rich while punching themselves in the face! REPUBLICAN'S MOTTO: KEEP 'em' OVER WORKED, UNDER PAID AND TOO STUPID & UNDER EDUCATED TO KNOW REPUBLICANS ARE SCREWING THEM!

I hope 🙏 i don't hear his name after Christmas ❄️🍁☃️🎄

New ADP data shows private businesses cut 32,000 jobs in November, missing expected gains. Analysts link this drop, especially the 120,000 small business cuts, to the economic uncertainty and increased costs caused by tariffs. Uncertainty over trade is putting the US labor market in trouble!

Now they're back pedaling! 😂😂😂 Trump officials say second strike aimed to destroy drug boat instead of crew. Because sending a bomb meant to blow up buildings is only gonna take out the boat! 😂😂😂😂

I can't believe it took blowing up 21 boats and killing 83 people in international waters for Congress to think, "hmm, MAYBE war crimes are being committed here." –@michaelprunka