We get this high-minded talk abt the importance of the press from the press a lot, but when they're asked why they failed—to accurately describe the actions of those in power, to avoid both-sidesing every single issue to death, etc.—we get the "what do you want us to do" smol bean defense. It wears

I remember around this time in like 2018 the NYT's top Dem nom prediction for 2020 was Oprah

Kyle Shanahan got arrested in 2005 for getting in the face of cops racially profiling Raheem Morris & afterward refused to apologize for it. Dark Woke has come to Santa Clara www.sportskeeda.com/nfl/news-kyl...

There's a universe in which Marvel didn't commit the original sin (deemphasizing the X-Men) & this was averted. Danny Rand Iron Fist in MvC3? Suck my butt. Better we should have 1,000 MvC2 Marrows than this. DC danced with the ones what brought them

me looting in arc rangers

c'mon that Silly Symphony dancing skeleton short is like 100 years old

Honestly didn't remember that the shoe incident (blessings upon Muntadhar al-Zaidi) happened in *December 2008* that can't be right

Each day of communally sharing the death of beacons of pure light & joy instead of getting to communally share the death of ghouls we can celebrate being gone

we often say someone was "the best to ever do it," but she was, in fact, the best to ever do it. RIP to the funniest woman who ever lived.

Dental hygienist to my mouth today but I was okay with it bc I'm a lapsed Catholic

You peruse your Blender Magazine in your childhood bedroom. The 26-in CRT TV doesn't have cable but for some reason it gets MTV2. The chronomages sent you back a little too far, but it will all be worth it in a couple years if that guy actually hits Bush with his shoe this time

Genuinely one of the weirdest guys

The most recent Dogist videos have been noticeably better re: keeping the focus on the dog & dog owner, so I must credit Dogist for doing a great job of Listening To Me

Acquiring the moniker "Concentrationkamp Perez" should be a career ender for just about anybody, let's see if it can overcome the power of Local Horny Vote

And people say journalism is dead

There's a 30+ minute video on YouTube which investigates whether Daria is in the Beavis & Butt-Head universe 🔍

Why wave of emotion hit me

Heading into my big negotiation. Anchoring impossibly low so that when they whittle my position down to nothing, I can look them straight in the eye & say "okay"

There are obviously going to be more examples as the years roll on, but the Red Letter Media guys have done a creditable job of modeling how to age with some dignity

Well we're either going to see a kid get prematurely crowned as the forever-MVP or we're going to see the worst QB to win a Super Bowl since Trent Dilfer. Choose your fighter

Maybe the weirdest type of guy is the "Tom Brady has actually gotten good at this" guy

They're calling it the least watchable Super Bowl

Zero possible way the Patriots blow this but let's see how hard they try

@shake1n1bake.bsky.social Have you seen this blog of a guy going through the SMAC quotes / techs one by one? I've really been enjoying it in my downtime paeantosmac.wordpress.com/2015/02/17/i...

Guy taking state-funded murders as an opportunity to wag his finger at you for not voting hard enough. Very cool!

IG Reels last night showed me that clip of Yasiin Bey laughing it up over "Rap Snitch Knishes" & you know what IG Reels credit to you, I'm never sad to see that

The thought of activating Push Mode in public with people screaming at me like it's under 2 min in the 4th of Vikings / Packers gives me hives, which is a long way of saying this brings me great joy

Aging into seeing your father become the guy who responds to every low-effort "Who in here love they wife fr?" post >>>

Flew too close to the sun & made a Hegelian dialectics joke in the boys chat

Can’t wait to skeet “Donald Trump smells like a 7-Eleven hot dog left of the roller grill too long” and then get disappeared by the secret police

An ARC wrecked my shit just outside of the extraction point with just minutes to go, & a random stranger helped me inside to safety & healed me (Clinton lip bite & thumb thing) that's real America

This is the mentions of that German woman who cosplays as Magik & anime mechs

Alpha Centauri reddit doesn't allow image responses I guess, so I wasn't able to post this in response to a guy saying he won a diplomatic victory with zero "nay" votes

I hadn't dared dream the NFL was this "decent" lol

If you're looking for inconsistency you're gonna be really disappointed to hear how I talk about both my stupid deep red home state & my stupid country

Thank God for Miles man. All those "lol can you believe people are celebrating 2016??" pieces were Wahlberg T-shirt levels of off the mark. He gets what they never will

The new year ushered in the usual retrospective of the world and ourselves a decade ago, with old selfies shared as if portraits of innocents unaware they were about to be hit by a bus. The truth is, even back then, we sensed a better future slipping through our fingers.

I think ARC Raiders is pretty good but it might just be the zennials I'm doing my runs with are funny

The dumbest man in college football must not be allowed to prosper. I hope it stings, Cristobal

"B-But how is this a viable business??" I stammer as Les Schwab fixes my tire for free on a national holiday & gently kisses my forehead

Had "Street Smarts" taped up in my locker. You know, like a cool guy does

NFC Championship

Now that is a fuckin quarterback. Tell me what it feels like

NBC might have the worst camera work of any NFL crew

Incredible how unlikable nearly everyone left in these playoffs are

It is cold comfort that this Seattle team will melt like wet tissue hitting a snot wall the moment Sam Darnold has to play an NFL defense, but it will be nice when that happens

The annoying thing about this is Sam Darnold is not good

UPDATE this is no longer on the table bsky.app/profile/jc-e...