Edgar Allan Joe
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📍 Portland, OR Strictly pro-labor except for Kyle Juszczyk
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Job Interview Tips that No One Tells You: 1. Call your interviewer dad, just once at the end 2. Squint as much as you can that means thinking 3. Pee first! Managers can smell when you’re full of pee
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wargen
about 2 hours ago
best case scenario is he really likes the music of Death In June which should also disqualify him to hold office
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Waikiki Wanda
about 2 hours ago
Enough with the purity tests...most of the authentic, tell-it-like-it-is men I know have tattoos like this
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Seeing this guy get dunked on before I heard The Nazi Tattoo Newz was surreal bc he's 100% correct specifically about Hakeem Jeffries being worse than useless
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about 2 hours ago
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Genuinely sorry for my Mariners friends. 2026 & beyond are so bright but I know that means F-all right now
about 17 hours ago
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Had to bring out the big dog for this one
1 day ago
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I don't plan on watching that new show with Alma Garrett but pls continue to run ads for it
2 days ago
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The Raiders are so godawful & the unanimous consensus before the season started was the smuggest "hmmm you really think it's smart to doubt Pete Carroll?"
2 days ago
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Bram Stoker's "Dracula" is an Irish shōnen manga. Nobody's beating the god-tier villain from an Irish shōnen manga
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3 days ago
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When my rival minister at the court of the Son of Heaven gives His Majesty disastrous advice
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3 days ago
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The Ducks haven't had a truly great QB since Justin Herbert left & I would like to see Dante Moore become that guy. That said I'm fine if today is 2008 Masolifense Sicko Shit (running until the other team petitions Congress to ban legs)
3 days ago
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Bitchmade conservatives & centrist types (same thing) are obsessed with creating the "Portland is dead/dying" narrative, & I wish it were true bc it wouldn't have just taken an hour to drive 8 downtown blocks
3 days ago
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I'm sure they're emblematic of the hubristic excess of empire or whatever but the little sprinklers in the produce section whip ass
3 days ago
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This can't be a real thing right
4 days ago
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wargen
5 days ago
(staring out at my five children picking vegetables on my sustainable farm, my wife in the kitchen making cookies) fuuuuuuuuck i fucked up so bad i hate this shit
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Every Thursday this season, Tagliabue wept
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5 days ago
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Just one more. This is the last one, after this one I'm going straight baby
6 days ago
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The vast majority are just pointing out that it's always been obvious what the game is, & the babe in the woods routine re: GOPs past is simply stupid. & in most cases, self-serving. But he is technically right, time was you'd call a Republican a racist, etc., & they'd say "noooo I'm noooot 🤭🤫"
6 days ago
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Specter177👻
6 days ago
Damn, if only the press had accurately reported Trump's fascist threats and what he had already done in his first administration, maybe we could have avoided this. But nah, a Trump administration is good for clicks.
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This is some Alpha Centauri flavor text shit (complimentary)
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6 days ago
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libby watson
6 days ago
honestly so chilling to receive a no-subject email from burger king
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It absolutely does not matter in the abstract bc there are real problems out there, but from a purely "what in tarnation" standpoint I think it's crazy for specifically on-here ppl in specifically 2025 to make the argument that registering with the US gov't is good
7 days ago
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David Lombardi should be sent to Chicago to cover Jake Moody for eternity like being buried with an Egyptian pharaoh
8 days ago
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Asking again for ppl smarter than me to explain why this was roughing. Not in a snippy way, just curious
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From the nfl community on Reddit: [Highlight] Baker Mayfield's first TD pass of the game goes to Kameron Johnson
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8 days ago
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Consort Wei really did an Inglourious Basterds to Cairen Jiang & then hit us with a "did I do thaaaaaat"
8 days ago
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Tough night so far for the "the Niners will simply beat Atlanta to become 5-2" crowd
8 days ago
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No offense to my Detroit friends but the Lions need to get their S together because I don't need this narrative
9 days ago
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The Colts were already on Turning Into A Pumpkin watch but losing to Jacoby Brissett? You know you can just contract the franchise right
9 days ago
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Finding out Julian Edelman is a huge Niner fan who also chews is making me like him. Unfortunate
10 days ago
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Losing isn't the end of the world in the playoff era but you'd really rather lose to a better team than Indiana
10 days ago
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How The Seattle Seahawks Savaged The NFL (Played .500 Football)
10 days ago
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In the boys chat talking about our S.O.s like they're college running backs "she brings a *load*," "she really knows how to pound it" things of this nature
10 days ago
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Gary Danielson on the Oregon/Indiana call
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10 days ago
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Obviously not the point but I need to know just how weird the racism at work here is
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10 days ago
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If the 49ers acquire Maxx Crosby they'll have two starting DEs in 2026 that say the word for very different reasons
11 days ago
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Holly Anderson 🍇
11 days ago
RIBBIT CITY ☠️☠️☠️
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Trying to get Fox to put me on air so I can cash in on grifting
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12 days ago
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Heart goes out to everyone who has to sell people on this Thursday night game. "Jaxson Dart has a chance to prove something tonight When NFC East teams clash, you can throw the records out "
12 days ago
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Allen Bored
13 days ago
E-Girl and her Antifa founder boyfriend
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greggy
13 days ago
fair enough, until she started singing i was like "joe is insane, i just havent ever heard this song" but then she started singing and i both knew the lyrics and had not heard or thought of it since
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Bela Lugosheen
13 days ago
want to feel old? pt 2
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Have Thought About This Song In The Last 30 Years Challenge (Impossible)
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MERRIL BAINBRIDGE | Mouth | Official Music Video | 1994
YouTube video by WHEATLEY RECORDS
https://youtu.be/5AlklK5q0wQ?si=fuThb-PAxIolxZYG
13 days ago
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Kelly
14 days ago
I can’t take anyone seriously who shows me even one thing they did with AI, what you’re showing me is stupid and I don’t give a shit
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Used to have a great reaction shot of Klinsmann making this exact face. Lost to time now. A tragedy
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14 days ago
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wargen
14 days ago
slamming? in the back of my dragula? it's more likely than you think
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Wondering if I'm going to eventually tire of MICHELLE's bit re: making music my parents would find enjoyable but the lyrics are about being a freak. Watch this space
14 days ago
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(Clearly not our most pressing issue but) Marvel Zombies is some real Surf Dracula stuff where it was fun as a 6-ish arc, & really not fun as a "long ass flashback to see how he got the surfboard" series
14 days ago
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Doing a copyright infringement bc they don't make Life in Hell merch
14 days ago
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On this weekend of all weekends we must assume that Trevor Lawrence falling only to get up & triumph is a direct rebuke to Mark Sanchez
15 days ago
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Personally I don't like that Rick Astley is telling that woman that no other man would date her
15 days ago
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