My student told me I dress like a rejected Friends cast member...major moment of self knowledge unlocked!

Anyone willing to share some favorite poetry collections published in the last 5 years? (Ideally collections featuring some prose poems 💝)

What the holy fascist fuck?!

teaching in carhartt work pants and boots today which feels like a true level up when you teach at as rural college

just ate two rancid lindor truffles

Reading list for spring...I always try to teach like it's my last semester because at some point it will be 😸

I have a dairy hangover from drinking an entire thing of eggnog

I will always be here to see @ambersparks.bsky.social dunk on this long-winded, cruel, uncaring, stupid, incoherent, and somehow (somehow!) beloved children's program (And thanks @barrelhouse.bsky.social for publishing it) www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/n...

Oh wow! I love these poems by @simeonberry.bsky.social in @havehashad.com It's not every day I get to read poems about playing D&D and being a 5th grader...What a treat! www.havehashad.com/hadposts/2-p...

Just noticed maybe the worst scarecrow

Just wow...love this little essay in @havehashad.com by Jessica Dawn thinking about how to change my classes next semester so I can teach it www.havehashad.com/hadposts/i-h...

Listening to mm... Food while cooking has become a Thanksgiving tradition

Proud to see BIG CHIEF on this list of Indigenous fiction. What a lineup! booktrib.com/2024/11/26/c...

firing up disco elysium again to help me make peace with all the knocking chaos

These pose poems by Daniel Findlay in @havehashad.com "Lately I’ve been hanging around gas stations. They pull me in like a planet tugs a flailing comet." 🫥 fucking slaps 🫥 www.havehashad.com/hadposts/two...

Here’s a reading list, hung on my fridge, I’ve been working through

I know @thedrevlow.bsky.social and he's a regular dude who dresses cute and gives good hugs This story though...it's bananas 😻 milkcandyreview.home.blog/2024/11/21/f...

This thing by Mollie O’Leary in @havehashad.com is terrifying and I want it everywhere! www.havehashad.com/ckrs4

Anyone have lyric essays they love and would recommend? I'm pretty much ignorant...there's no rec too basic for this guy 😸

they gave me one cookie to decorate at our toddler play group so I tried to make it count

drinking chicken soup out of an ordinary travel mug like I'm chaos itself

Prepping a class about desire for next semester... Current reading list: Eros the bittersweet Symposium Gravity and grace Iktomi stories if you can think of any other texts about desire, color me interested! ...esp looking for a novel in the public domain

I have a cute little story over at @cottonxenomorph.bsky.social about meeting a ghost at the grocery store and really feeling "living on a prayer" by bon jovi 👻😻 www.cottonxenomorph.com/journal/2024...

"the impossibility of bats: a pseudo-sestina" is every bit as weird and wonderful as it sounds. Thanks @taracampbell.bsky.social for this treat! gargoylemagazine.com/tara-campbel...

Author Nation taught me that self publishing is very much worth thinking about...even if you write experimental arty stuff like me. Controlling the way you make money is huge and my sense is most of us would make more money in self publishing (though still not very much😿)

Okay now I'm drunk on Vegas priced beer and about to see Kevin Smith...my life is maybe getting more rad

just got high with a podcaster and now I'm eating sticky buns until I die

I'm attending Author Nation in Las Vegas this week bc I'm low-key self publishing curious. ...what I've learned about my poetry collection: don't self publish it 😿

My student is wearing a Swans Children of God shirt and it's so rad, I'm tempted to just give him an A in the class right here and now

Omg guys... It's the saddest spam ever!

I know it's a plague but I kind of live for spam these days

Bitchy marginalia is one of the purest forms of art

Behold! The best thing I've found in a long time!

I'm attracting the best bots these days 👾

So apparently I have a little crystal that formed inside my inner ear which is why I'm getting these sublime dizzy spells like every hour or so... It's so amazing...I hope I'm never cured

my wife and I had a baby and it turns out he's a little goblin who eats smashed tater tots off the floor just like his parents...we love him so much

Young Thug's new album sounds pretty good and the Internet is a nightmare world...happy fucking Thanksgiving

I'm going to watch The Beach tonight and I'm so excited

Sometimes a book really does unlock a whole world

My clickbait is truly going next level. ...also "Cruise Hive" is the best named publication I've seen in a great while

Calling it a Jack “of” Lantern on a first date because her profile said sapiosexual

Death sliding into the kitchen at midnight while the house is quiet to eat your last cheese dog (the one you've been saving)

The spiders have once again started their annual move into the little space behind my toilet, and once again I'm a little flattered

from ENCYCLOPEDIA YEAR BOOK 1985

my student is writing a research paper about the loneliness of stock photos and I'm feeling that idea so hard

I'm such a big fan of anyone who spells it "xtreme"

If I could add a scene to the mad max movies, it would be the montage (currently implied) where they loot a dick's sporting goods and take only hockey gear

it has been a quiet morning...I can hear the refrigerator

when i was a kid i was at the zoo and they had a horse and as i got closer i saw it had my face instead of a horses face. it was laying down then a zoo keeper pulled it off by its rear hooves because it was dead. i think it affected me

Sunday business