ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

I love injuring my right trigger finger Guess we’re going no-shield mode tonight lol

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Nothing makes me happier than Battlefront 2 being active again, such a banger game

Maybe my best daylist name ever

Omg a 9/11 quarter

You know what I kinda hate? When I’m like “Hi how’s it going?” to a customer, usually old, and they lead-paintedly respond “I’ll have a black coffee” or some shit like ANSWER THE QUESTION YOU DON’T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY, BUT PLEASE SHOW ME THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH

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The matchup is winnable. Never give up.

I’ve been getting nothing but Statefarm ads on this youtube video lmfao. This is my 8th one. Here for it honestly.

Punxatawney Phil is an opp

Sex gifs

Genesis X2, more like Genesis ZZZ

Electric Avenue is closed due to road work so I'm not really sure where I'm gonna rock down to now

Call her Adam Sandler the way she gave me Eight Crazy Nights with that bum and them biddies

Your outie uses a single layer of toilet paper to wipe

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Thank you AI-generated Martha Stewart, very cool

Found some HEAT earlier today

straight up jschlonkin it

Guy walks in at 1pm Me: “Hey, sorry, we’re just closing up. I could well you some donuts or a drink real quick” *walks off in a dramatic huff* “this place is fucking terrible” Me: “glad you feel that way, have a good day” The guy then flips me off from his car as I’m locking up. fuckin what???

Last night I lost to 3rd and 1st, both sets game 3/5, for 7th place. I stay getting hoed lmfao

I hope we finally get a good Smash game on the Switch 2 :)

Damn shawty, looking very lobotomizable today 🫦

The effects of leaded gasoline and lead paint really cannot be understated. An entire age group of people is just completely cognitively stunted and the world is fucked as a result.

She call me John Wilkes Booth the way I shoot my shot at her head when we lincoln up

What can I say, pretty lowkey year for me 😮‍💨

Merry Christmas my friends ❤️

Excuse me spotify what the fuck?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SKIBIDI BABY GRONK VERSUS SUPER DIDDYYYYY BEGIN!

Spootiefy ripped

Creature

The most incredible sky this morning

MUSTAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD

They advertise to you at the urinal now. Hell world

They call me the sandwich

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHERRR

New Linkin Park album kinda fucks

Well hello there Miss Beautiful

Born to ponder the stars in the observatory of my arcane tower, forced to pay rent

*jeff the kills u*

It’s not even 6 yet the fuck

There aren’t even rivals in the aether anymore. Because of woke