“Don’t even make an attempt to hide behind the tree and make sure to wear your baggiest jeans.”

He’s no James Bond that Southampton spy😂😂

W h a t T h e F u c k

The day that an apoplectic Anfield lost its patience with the sterile passivity that serves as the antithesis to everything it has ever known. On Chelsea 💤 #LFC open.substack.com/pub/anfieldi...

Alexis won 1 of his 9 duels on Saturday. F u c k i n g h e l l.

Unity

Just randomly remembered the time Darwin jumped in the crowd and started scrapping Colombian fans. Bring the mental bastard back

Just a whole load of nothing really.

Look absolutely knackered all over the pitch. Should perhaps spend some time on the training pitch.

Frimpong and Gomez on the pitch and Curtis Jones is at right back. Only Liverpool😂

They‘ve came out even more lackadaisical. Incredible. What does he say In that dressing room

We concede some seriously shit goals😂

You would think that Rio could cause some serious damage to Gusto. He likely gets doubled/tripled up on by about 15 minutes.

First time I’ve noticed this. Must be new. Great work.

Arne on Mo😳

Well deserved

A look at how Haydn Murray‑Holme, one of the U18 players of the season, has emerged as one of the most interesting prospects in the LFC Academy with an outstanding technical level. Breaking down why his development is worth paying attention to. #LFC open.substack.com/pub/anfieldi...

Absolute state of Real Madrid. Literally a circus. Would not be judging Xabi whatsoever for ‘failing’ there.

And so it begins😂. Sensational football.

I know this is generally what a Champions League semi final looks like, but that PSG - Bayern game has ruined me. This is shit

Audibly laughing at Theo Walcott trying to hype up this shit Emirates atmosphere. Compare this to Atlet last week 😂

Think 3-0 Arsenal but would love to be proven wrong! Just don’t see enough speed and physicality in that Atleti team to compete. Simeone is probably the perfect manager in this context however.

Remember Carragher saying Cole Palmer was the closest thing to Messi😂😂😂😂

Well written but depressing read. Thank you for sharing (I think)

Want to read about Liverpool losing to Man United? Probably not. Anyways. The season begging to be put out of its own misery provides yet more justification for the mercy. #LFC open.substack.com/pub/anfieldi...

Usually a defeat to that lot would be a serious weekend ruiner - the October game at Anfield certainly was - but idk, 19 defeats and a load of drab draws later, feels like the norm.

Genuine 0/10 from Frimpong this half

Pathetic start

If you're looking at that bench and wondering about The Yutes - give @leor7.bsky.social's work a gander. Well worth the coffee a month.

Keep the faith. Try not to predict the lineup for the benefit of your own mental health.

If they get promoted, John Stones reeks of Wrexham

Lol what

❤️

It was to be penalty heartbreak for the valiant U21s in their PL2 playoff defeat to Crystal Palace, but there were notable eye-catching displays: Detailed review and player analysis in this piece. #LFC open.substack.com/pub/anfieldi...

Club reporting that Salah news to sell out all their hospitality on the final day (Half) joking

🥊We need first-team players who punch corner flags #LFC

Can’t take your eyes off this🤣

Kvaratskhelia been watching Gakpo clearly 👏

Freddie Woodman du du du du

Get in there son

Leo is very much my lifeline to the academy and his report is extremely helpful--but the most interesting part for me was his confirmation of THE CLUB's commitment to Slot's 433/4231 with wide wingers and narrow FBs. Makes our summer recruitment even more baffling tbh.

The Premier League 2’s 20‑game season is over; the playoffs await. Our U21s host Crystal Palace on Sunday in the Round of 16, aiming to break Man City’s grip on the title (4 of the last 5). In-depth season review + playoff preview 👇 #LFC open.substack.com/pub/anfieldi...

Salah, Robertson, Alisson and Jones leaving in the same summer would an absolute disaster for the dressing room

It's unlikely, but Chelsea could end the weekend in 11th place.

Numerous iterations of fantastic Liverpool sides have faded into the sunset in the eight-and-a-half years since Mo Salah and Virgil van Dijk’s first derbies, and yet the pair’s fire still burns. Analysis of Everton 1-2 #LFC open.substack.com/pub/anfieldi...

Numerous iterations of fantastic Liverpool sides have faded into the sunset in the eight-and-a-half years since Mo Salah and Virgil van Dijk’s first derbies, and yet the pair’s fire still burns. Analysis of Everton 1-2 #LFC open.substack.com/pub/anfieldi...

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That Arsenal quadruple going well

6 - Liverpool have now scored six 90th-minute winners against Everton in the Premier League - the most one side has against a single opponent in the competition's history. Bragging.