Rewatching #Talamasca and I realised that #GuyAnatole is a BADASS. He disengaged the 🔫 safety and had his finger on that trigger. Dude was ready to fire off a few rounds for that already fucked mission. 🤣🤣🤣 Sir, what were you doing while studying for your law degree? 👀

Woke up & remembered when someone left a comment on friend's fanfic. They had REWRITTEN her entire fic & demanded that she replace her work with theirs. 🤣🤣🤣 This was the comment. It was promptly deleted. What's the #craziest #wildest comment you have received on your #fanfic?

Someone referred to #Gasper as "Guyser". 😒😒😒 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 🤣 #Talamasca #GuyAnatole #TheVampireJasper

bill fichtner is so fucking funny man what do you mean you straddled that man and called him a puppy and caressed his face and told him you were gonna give him purpose then you were SURPRISED folks wanted your characters to fuck

Whenever Lestat pisses him off, Daniel threatens to kill off Louis in the books; every single time, Lestat immediately bursts out crying. This happens roughly three times a month. #IwtV #DanielMolloy #LestatdeLioncourt #LouisdePointeduLac

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

I wanna know how the Jasper & Olive partnership came about. 🤔🤔🤔 #Talamasca #TalamascaSpoiler

Having watched episode 6, I would not be surprised if Guy's mother was turned into a vampire. 🤣🤣🤣 #GuyAnatole #Talamasca

1) I hope #Talamasca gets more seasons. 😁😁😁 Episode 6 was wild. 2) I hope Jasper fucks shit up. 😈😈😈 3) I called it regarding the 752!!! 😁😁😁 4) #TalamascaSpoiler looking forward to seeing a partnership between Helen & Ridge. 😎😎😎

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If your fanfic has spitting/spit kink, PLEASE PUT THIS IN THE TAGS. I don't care if it's one scene. TAG IT. 😩😩😩 #fanficauthoretiquette #fanficwritingetiquette

Heartbroken over Guy and Jasper's short-lived friendship. Sigh... #Talamasca #TalamascaSpoiler

#TalamascaSpoiler #Spoiler #TalamascaSpoilers Jasper just cannot keep his hands off Guy. Because that knee touch/pat, in the van, was not necessary. 😏😏😏 Honestly, I hope Jasper gets to Guy first. 🤣🤣🤣 #Talamasca

And repeatedly smooshing his face with his hand! Just constantly touching that boy all over.

@archiveofourown.org, the math is definitely not mathing. Is there a bug in your system? I have received 4 emails so far about a password reset request. #makeitmakesense Double checked that my email is secure as fuck. 😩😩😩

Between 2 days, I have received 3 separate emails with the information shown in the screenshot below. At this point, I genuinely believe that someone is attempting to hack my #AO3 account.

Saw 2 photo spoilers for episode 5 of #Talamasca. Yeah, I have so many questions. AMC writers, I hope you didn't fuck it up. This show needs as many seasons as The Walk Dead has. 😁😁😁 #GuyAnatole ##TheVampireJasper

It's always the people who do not have any work on #AO3 that behaves like entitled assholes. There are filters and a mute option for a reason. USE THEM.

@archiveofourown.org I doubt this was an innocent mistake. This line: "Receiving password reset emails that you did not request does not necessarily mean that your AO3 account is at risk." - does NOTHING to put me at ease. Not in this day and age when down to my period tracker is being hacked.

So, I'm not the only one who noticed how Jasper kept closing the distance between him and Guy. Good to know.

It's not a vampire show until the ML is pinned between a hard surface & a vampire. 🤣 The last time I saw someone this pinned was in Daredevil S2, when Frank pinned Karen to the floor & shielded her with his body when her apartment was being shot up. #TalamascaSpoiler #Talamasca #GuyAnatole #Jasper

I don't trust anyone in #Talamasca Hell, I don't even trust Guy. But, I sure hell hope Jasper and Guy succeed in taking down that organisation. Just burn it to the ground.

Whose ever idea it was for Jasper to keep touching Guy's curls, may their pillow be cool on both sides for the rest of their lives.

I see your vision, I share your vision, I LOVE YOUR VISION Jasper, get your ass here, we have a twink to turn!

Guy & Jasper finally met in #Talamasca!!!!! I am excited to see where this show goes. 😎😎😎 I am also ready for those Guy/Jasper #fanfics!!!!! Whoo!!!!! 😁😁😁 #TheTalamascaSecretOrderspoiler #Spoiler

This is in response to Sheila Atim being cast as Akasha. Tell me you don't know the history of The Vampire Chronicles without telling me you don't know the history of The Vampire Chronicles. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

What an ignorant, non-review, by an ignorant individual. 🙄

These are comments for the same fic. 1) Folks want to make money off of someone else's fanfic. 🤣🤣🤣 2) I guess scammers have found AO3. 🤣🤣🤣 Because this smells like a scam.

I'm still high as hell on DM/Zamasian cocaine and nothing's gonna bring me down

I am ready for the chaos that is Assad & Eric doing an interview together. 😁😁😁 #AssadZaman #EricBogosian

I need more BTS photos of Assad and Eric. #TheVampireArmand #DanielMolloy #AssadZaman #EricBogosian

((I felt too much empathy for the rats, so I preferred to put Marius in their place)) 🐀🎀 ★ #iwtvfanart #iwtvarmand ★

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I need this like I need oxygen.

His hair is so big because it's full of secrets. 🤣🤣🤣

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it? Ummm...how screwed am I that I need 3 therapists? 🤣🤣🤣 And how screwed am I that it's these 3?

Book Lestat 🤝 Show Armand Wanting to fuck that old man

The most problematic ship? Censorship

From time to time, this needs to come out #TheVampireLestat #TVL #Loustat

I can't wait for their very rude awakening. 😈😈😈

I am seeing these photos of Eric, and all I can see is "Daniel 'Did you eat the baby?' Molloy". I think it's the sunglasses. 😎😎😎

To writers who may have their work in Google Drive, please see below. I know people whose files have been deleted from their Google Drive without their knowledge or any prior notification. www.tumblr.com/bravehyde/79...

Delainey Hayles is returning for season 3. YAY!!!! But, will Armand's Ipad return for season 3 as well? 😁😁😁 #TheVampireLestat #IWTV #TheVampireArmand

A word of warning: There will be no containing me when the trailer for The Vampire Lestat drops. I will NOT keep calm. #TheVampireLestat #IWTV #LestatdeLioncourt

I NEED that Armand/Daniel belt loop scene.

I love the headcanons/theories folks are coming up with. This one is damn good. #DanielMolloy #TheVampireLestat #IWTVspoilers

Can't wait to hear Daniel say, "You fucked your mom 😑" in the most deadpan but-OF-COURSE-you-did voice.

Showed my mother the shirtless scenes of Lestat (Sam Reid). She liked those scenes. 😁😁😁

So ready!!!!!