Sucking (blood) AND fucking, that's why.

A pox upon people standing outside my house having loud phone conversations late at night. Go do that INSIDE *your* house.

Chapter 2 be upon thee archiveofourown.org/works/803844...

Reposting now Ao3 is back up. Please read my thing. 🙏

It takes a lot of time to pack and ship that many items. A lot of them, including mine, were very big. These people are working very hard. I will be patient and understanding. I am a reasonable adult. I... I... I WANT MAH PAINTING!!!

For some reason this isn't listed, but AMC uploaded the clip. Seems smoother, and with actual subtitles. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3odq...

Who wants a little Talamasca crack treated seriously? 🤭 Come read Not Now, Kitten; Daddy’s Got a Stake Through His Heart for lessons on how NOT to kill a vampire! archiveofourown.org/works/80464001 #Talamasca #TalamascaFanfic #Gasper #Crackfic

A gentle little moment

CW // weight loss Weight loss meds: *have only had a noticeable effect on my appetite since yesterday* Scales: So you lost 8lbs since Wednesday. 🤗 Girl, I did NOT??? This is real life, not a scammy Tumblr ad or a Doctor Who episode.

Fucking Bridgerton stomping me in the feels with something I knew happens in the books. 😭 #BridgertonSpoilers

Me with my new meds: Day 1: I don’t feel anything. Day 2: I think I feel something? Day 3: No, actually, I'm not feeling anything. Day 4:

whatever you do please do NOT use chatgpt

A taxi van parked on my street was blasting music at volumes I didn't think were attainable without professional sound equipment, before 8am on a Saturday morning! And maybe I'm the grinchiest, grouchiest Scrooge McHatesFun who ever grouched, but maybe, just maybe... that's kind of unacceptable???

😊 Armandaniel fic rec of the day! 😊 Rarely have I been this sat. #iwtvfanfic #Armandaniel #devilsminion

yay i love them 😍

😎 Armandaniel fic rec of the day! 😏 Watch me get blocked by Armand! 🤭 #iwtvfanfic #Armandaniel #DevilsMinion

don't be afraid, just start the tape. 📼 #iwtv

In case anyone is interested, I slept for almost five hours.

The problem with having to take naps for health reasons is... I don't wanna! The FOMO is real. They eat into my day like mad and don't even make me feel better. I just feel much *worse* if I skip them. I'm going to take one, because I'm a responsible adult. But I don't want it!

Season 3 of @annerice.amc.com's The Vampire Lestat debuts this June, and we've got an exclusive clip for #IGNFanFest. https://bit.ly/4tSTaym

#InterviewWithTheVampire #TheVampireLestat #iwtv Production designer Andres Cubillan shared what appears to be an in-universe promotional piece for Daniel’s documentary about Lestat. 📸: andres_cubillan_soto

Too eepy to properly freak out about the clip, but please know I was CACKLING at "NO THANK YOU!"

Oh yeah, he's coming. #TheVampireLestat

COME AND GET YOUR JUICE.

if u see eric bogosian getting lightly cyberbullied by his two hot coworkers who r half his age do NOT save him he's right where he wants to be

I love when people say there's floating anal in the IWTV pilot. There really isn't, but you deserve to think there is, as a little treat.

Assad, Luke, and Keith Kjarval #assadzaman #lukebrandonfield #iwtv #devilsminion

Might have to mute every word to do with cycling. Somehow, Bluesky keeps throwing posts at me about the rest of the world arguing about whether bikes are evil or not. I'm Dutch. We figured this out long before I was born. This is like watching people argue about whether the earth is round or flat.

"I showed you my plank pls respond"

In Dutch, instead of 'hitting the wall' when you suddenly can't anymore after overexerting yourself, we have 'the man with the hammer' who will catch up to you and knock you flat on your ass. Chat...he got me.

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

This is such a fun advert? 😮 And not just because of Assad yelling he wants prawn dumplings. "Yes, you do, Darren. 🙂‍↕️"

Congratulations everyone

About to slap someone over these weight loss clinic/weight loss study questionnaires. It's literally all, "How ashamed are you about being fat?", "How ugly do you feel?", "How lazy are you?"

Thinking about my painting, which is probably in the shipper's warehouse rn waiting to be packed.

Interview with the Vampire TV show is really good man. They’ve made a show where every male character in the ensemble is a different kind of gay little bitch

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

#gasper wip??? #talamasca

First time back in my hometown in 2.5 years for my niece's 18th birthday and to meet my nephew's baby. Completely exhausted after 3.5 hours on public transport and 3 hours in the chaos that is my family, but content and filled with yummy Greek food my sister made. 😋

I'm going to take a little nap-nap and then I'm picking my kid up from the after school program early so we can watch the women's 1500m while Mr. Luce cooks us dinner. 😌

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT DROPS FIRST OFFICAL ROCK SINGLE “LONG FACE” PREFORMED BY THE WORLD’S FIRST IMMORTAL ROCK STAR Sam Reid as Lestat De Lioncourt - IWTV: The Vampire Lestat _ Gallery - Photo Credit: Frank W. Ockenfels III/AMC The Vampire Lestat Returns this Summer on AMC and AMC+ LISTEN NOW The…

In celebration of my new favourite fanfic I made some fan art - and a sticker.

I really hope those 'episode names' are mostly placeholders, because it's giving "The Ruthless Pursuit of Blood with All "Toledo" a Child's Abandon"

Also, it really misses me off when people mock the Dutch language, but making any non-Dutch speaker say "Kjeld Nuis" is just mean.

Ah yes, the noble tradition of imprinting on an athlete you've never seen before and caring too much about their win.