I participated in the #planetouchedsecretsatan2025 this round and got the chance to draw @emilythesmelly.bsky.social's beautiful tiefling Tarnatha! Such a joy to draw! #dnd #dndart

Just misread Crackerjacks as Cumberjacks and, hey, horny bears, you can have that one for free 👉😎👉

I know it's deeply obsolete on phones, but the old phone layout is a way better way to input text using a TV remote. I'm so sick of full keyboards navigated by a d-pad 🙄

My dreaming brain trying desperately to convince me that not only is there a Worm Method for dealing with pimples but also that i definitely know it

So the good? news is that I had a dream about my superhero team (and also Jason Todd 😌💕). The bad news is that none of our was creatively usable. I envy people with dreams that are at all coherent

Hot take: stealth games should have a fast forward time button. Listen, I can wait for the guards to cycle through their rotation, but please respect my time 😮‍💨

Old ladies: if your man doesn't know how to act in the grocery store, leave 👏 him 👏 home 👏 Or train him at a less busy time. Some of the least specially aware people grocery shopping today 😮‍💨

The roman catholic church to Martin Luther:

Yeah I got some battle scars. *rolls up sleeve to show bruise on my inner arm where my bowstring keeps hitting me despite my arm guard* Yeah, I'm a bit of a badass.

I have no problem with a Turkle jerk, but man I find it just unfathomably rude to have your sounds on while you're watching reels in the presence of other people 😡

Split Fiction looks like a solid platformer with beautiful graphics but man it doesn't understand novel writing 😅 Not that publishing is an foolproof measure of skill, but it is NOT a surprise those two are not published!

your outie finishes a wip before starting a new one

A list of reasons to make art: -horny -spite -for the bit -if you don't who will

Not to be 100 years old but when did we say that buying something online meant I wanted to sign up for their newsletter?? Remember when that used to be a separate thing??