John Oliver: "If ICE can bother some guys at a roofing job, bystanders can bother ICE at their state-sanctioned kidnapping job."

Awkward moment when you learn the US senate may get rid of Columbus Day for Charlie Kirk Day and that’s like trading one bad holiday for another

Thank God I don’t live in MS

I’d be on this app more if I wasn’t pretending there is no President until 2029.

@lisaguerrero.bsky.social Hey Lisa as a former NFL cheerleader what do you think of the talk about that male cheerleader on the Vikings?

Is Twitter down or is it just me?

www.newsweek.com/taco-trump-m... Our revenge for “Let’s Go Brandon!”

Being single when most people you know are in relationships is like being a Rockies fan looking at Dodgers, Yankees, and Mets fans.

May 28, 2002: Sacramento's Mike Bibby hits the game-winner with 8.2 seconds left in Game 5 of the Western Conference Finals. Bibby scored 23 PTS and Chris Webber had 29 PTS/13 REB as the Kings took a 3-2 series lead with a 92-91 victory. Kobe Bryant scored 30 PTS for the Lakers.

The original Broadway cast of ‘Hamilton’ are set to reunite and perform at the upcoming Tony Awards, hosted by Cynthia Erivo.

Twitter is down which means I’m here

Then he shouldn’t be in charge of the country’s health

@lisaguerrero.bsky.social Lisa, with graduation season coming around, you think your book would be a great graduation gift?

I never thought I’d see an American pope in my lifetime.

The Rockets being a first round exit and being a 2nd seed should be a wake up call to the FO and be proactive in free agency.

Well I would hope so.

Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey:

I finally met the Texans owners

Pope Francis lifted the world as he led the Church with his profound moral voice. As he returns to God, may his call to humility and concern for the least among us continue to resound.

Congratulations Susan Crawford

Make this make sense

The Department of Government Efficiency, for example

Pretty soon I may hope to be here more often. I feel like this is slowly becoming the only social media that isn’t hurting my mental health.

We will not be distracted. We will not be discouraged. We’ve got our eyes on the prize. And we will build the prosperous, free nation for all that we deserve. The time to organize is now. OcasioCortez.com

To me, the U.S. doesn’t have a President until 2029

Twitters down long term. This may make me stay here longer.

I wonder what kind of power Trump has cause this is Vanessa Guillen’s older sister and just by meeting him once she’s now all MAGA and wants to run for Al Green’s seat. SMH.

JUST IN: LeBron James becomes the first player in NBA history to score 50,000 career points. cnn.it/3F0SmCS

As someone that’s trying to pretend there’s no President until 2029, it sucks I will miss State of the Unions for the next few years. I always watched those regardless of party of President.

Hearing about the Trump Zelensky situation reminds me of my family friend who has a Ukrainian gf. Her family is near the Eastern part where most of the fighting is. I wonder how she’s thinking about all this.

Vaccination eliminated measles from the U.S. 25 years ago. But it can still spread in pockets where vaccination rates are low, like the west Texas county with a current outbreak. Here's how fast.

The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Harriet the Spy. Mysterious Skin. This hurts a lot. RIP Michelle Trachtenberg

Vaccinate your kids guys

Refrence

😂

For my Bluesky people: Be thankful Kanye isn’t on this app.

The US economy added just 143,000 jobs last month, fewer than expected

I try to use this but I always go back to the other app cause most of the people I know are still there.

The Astros & the Cubs are the only two MLB teams not on Bluesky. What a shame.

I wrote this over a year ago. And some the fuck how, here we are. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Do you believe in God? I believe we just got confirmation he exists 👇🏽👀

God I hope not, cause I don’t trust Texas after the 2021 snowstorm.

I want to be here more but most people I knew from the other app is still there.

Eggs up 37%. You can thank Bird flu in the streets and Bird brain in the White House. www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

I remember when Conan was the host of the Tonight Show for 7 months and then was booted out by Jay Leno. I was so upset by that, I just pretended the Tonight Show didn’t exist for 4 years until Jimmy Fallon took over. I’m gonna do the same for the U.S. Presidency.

I’m still gonna pretend there is no President until January 2029.

Kinda funny that MAGA wants us to “get over” January 6th and “look forward not back”, when they still haven’t gotten over the Civil fucking War.

Snow this morning

The only thing I’m celebrating today is #MLKDay. ✊🏽

I’m gonna pretend there’s no President for the next 4 years. So