they should make hrt for dogs

why the fuck are they called box cutters if im not supposed to gut y-

we drinkin pbr now

all i wanna do is have some fun

dog a bit cooked (delivered soup to girl cause she's sick)

dog climbed a v7 :)

im so dog-pilled even my coworkers call me doggie

they let a dog blue itself

guy who almost remembered the slang for cocaine: “yo do you guys have any white kids”

someone invite me to a lobster meal i dont want to eat any of it, i just want to take all the meat out for you :)

maybe crazy frog is crazy about love?

sweaty sweaty pits

a second angine de poitrine album has hit the ears

you have nice bangs, i have nice bangs what if we banged?

i used to get crazy nosebleeds as a kid, why couldn't this occur in my adult years when i could capitalize on how hot it is to be covered in blood

people who say they are okay with the demiromantic dog having alexithymia when the dog is still demiromantic and has alexithymia after 2 dates: >:(

dog (me) being left unattended all weekend just wait til the mouse comes home and sees ive chewed up the sofa and the blankets and the shoes and the rugs and the

guy who's only ever shitted: what the fuck is a fart?

gyattineau, quebec

counterpoint:

climbing is a scam im fucking hungry all the time now

dog that has gotten two (2) V7's at the climbing gym in last two weeks c:

awe fuuuuuuuuck im breaking throoooooough brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

thinking about bush and war criminals (separately)

getting a hand tattoo was the most gender affirming thing ive done in the last 5 years

i got post-nut zoomies

im a good dog c:

angine de poitrine is when primus and buckethead abandon their sweet baby child and it gets adopted by king gizzard and the lizard wizard

a dog that got its friend to bleach its hair last night, and then walked home with a bag on its head because it was too low of a social battery to rinse the bleach out at said friend's house

need to make my ugly wrinkly brain more cute and smooth

he has that thing where he looks way older than everyone around him, projaredia

they never stopped to ask if this *couldn't* be anywhere in the world

shawty kicked me out cause i couldnt undo her bra i have paws you fucking jerk :(

im aloud to have an ego (climbing harder routes than the cis boys at my gym right in front of them)

theymab napoleon dynamite be like: "i already told you, my earring fell out, god!"

lesbian dyke boyfriend who had to patch their work pants cause their ass is too fat i got that mewtwo build

proud dog and the abandoned bridge it found on maps

frotting with slim jims

weef

train tracks i've seen this week :)

a dog got to see some trains today

it rains lsd on venus

if anyone tries to tell you it rains lsd on venus, do not listen to them

newer york city, the bigger apple

my friends apartment has view of train tracks and i get to watch trains go by :3 (there have been none yet :( )

this hurt btw!

EFRIM MENUCK FROM GODSPEED YOU! BLACK EMPEROR IS PLAYING A SHOW NEAR ME IN MAY HOLY FUCK

need to top a boy with my deadname, its not a want, its a need

knotfest is the most misleading fucking festival name i've ever seen