godpuppy
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miss fern 🏳️⚧️😘
about 6 hours ago
they should make hrt for dogs
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why the fuck are they called box cutters if im not supposed to gut y-
about 8 hours ago
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we drinkin pbr now
1 day ago
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over 1 year ago
all i wanna do is have some fun
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dog a bit cooked (delivered soup to girl cause she's sick)
1 day ago
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dog climbed a v7 :)
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2 days ago
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im so dog-pilled even my coworkers call me doggie
4 days ago
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they let a dog blue itself
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7 days ago
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hxrper
8 days ago
guy who almost remembered the slang for cocaine: “yo do you guys have any white kids”
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someone invite me to a lobster meal i dont want to eat any of it, i just want to take all the meat out for you :)
7 days ago
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maybe crazy frog is crazy about love?
9 days ago
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eaei
9 days ago
sweaty sweaty pits
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a second angine de poitrine album has hit the ears
10 days ago
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you have nice bangs, i have nice bangs what if we banged?
10 days ago
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i used to get crazy nosebleeds as a kid, why couldn't this occur in my adult years when i could capitalize on how hot it is to be covered in blood
11 days ago
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people who say they are okay with the demiromantic dog having alexithymia when the dog is still demiromantic and has alexithymia after 2 dates: >:(
11 days ago
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dog (me) being left unattended all weekend just wait til the mouse comes home and sees ive chewed up the sofa and the blankets and the shoes and the rugs and the
11 days ago
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guy who's only ever shitted: what the fuck is a fart?
11 days ago
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gyattineau, quebec
11 days ago
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counterpoint:
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
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climbing is a scam im fucking hungry all the time now
11 days ago
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dog that has gotten two (2) V7's at the climbing gym in last two weeks c:
12 days ago
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awe fuuuuuuuuck im breaking throoooooough brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
12 days ago
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thinking about bush and war criminals (separately)
13 days ago
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getting a hand tattoo was the most gender affirming thing ive done in the last 5 years
13 days ago
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i got post-nut zoomies
13 days ago
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im a good dog c:
add a skeleton here at some point
14 days ago
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angine de poitrine is when primus and buckethead abandon their sweet baby child and it gets adopted by king gizzard and the lizard wizard
14 days ago
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a dog that got its friend to bleach its hair last night, and then walked home with a bag on its head because it was too low of a social battery to rinse the bleach out at said friend's house
15 days ago
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need to make my ugly wrinkly brain more cute and smooth
15 days ago
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grab
about 1 month ago
he has that thing where he looks way older than everyone around him, projaredia
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they never stopped to ask if this *couldn't* be anywhere in the world
17 days ago
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shawty kicked me out cause i couldnt undo her bra i have paws you fucking jerk :(
17 days ago
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im aloud to have an ego (climbing harder routes than the cis boys at my gym right in front of them)
17 days ago
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theymab napoleon dynamite be like: "i already told you, my earring fell out, god!"
20 days ago
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lesbian dyke boyfriend who had to patch their work pants cause their ass is too fat i got that mewtwo build
20 days ago
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proud dog and the abandoned bridge it found on maps
22 days ago
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eaei
24 days ago
frotting with slim jims
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lily 👁️👄👁️
24 days ago
weef
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train tracks i've seen this week :)
24 days ago
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a dog got to see some trains today
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25 days ago
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allie
27 days ago
it rains lsd on venus
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if anyone tries to tell you it rains lsd on venus, do not listen to them
27 days ago
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newer york city, the bigger apple
27 days ago
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my friends apartment has view of train tracks and i get to watch trains go by :3 (there have been none yet :( )
27 days ago
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this hurt btw!
29 days ago
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EFRIM MENUCK FROM GODSPEED YOU! BLACK EMPEROR IS PLAYING A SHOW NEAR ME IN MAY HOLY FUCK
about 1 month ago
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need to top a boy with my deadname, its not a want, its a need
about 1 month ago
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knotfest is the most misleading fucking festival name i've ever seen
about 1 month ago
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