dog has planted 1400~ flowers the last 2 weeks

went to a train museum last weekend also my tummy looks insane here

🖤 [old comm]

dog might go do self-administered uppies at the climbing gym

prince rupert's drop shaped prince albert

changing my name to liv be like "hey whats up, my names 54"

bpd bapst plue dribbon

i didnt say you're fast as fuck boi, i said you're a fascist fuckboy

this just in, local boydyke challenges self-given t4t label by dating cis woman for the first time in 5 years

killthewolf.bandcamp.com (it is out today)

boydyke cuts the sleeves off its band tee on a warm summer day

y'know when ur eating popcorn and you bite one and it just deadass tastes like regular corn

what if i ask someone on a climbing date and just smurf them the whole time

bpd is so funny "if she doesn't eat a burger with me on this swingset i'll kill myself"

oddly gender affirming to hear someone's face blindness was fucking with them cause i didnt have my collar on lmao

dude who doesn't know what LAN parties are: who the fuck is Ian?

boydyke cuts the sleeves off its band tee on a warm summer day

me poorly teaching you how to season food "okay take my advice with a grain of salt"

im a dog that keeps having dreams where i enter a seemingly normal house and then find a hidden labyrinth of endless hallways and junk-filled rooms down in the musty basement

dog that got to see efrim menuck play music last night and got a cool poster from the show :)

one mouse three jars @mouse.rodeo

fuckin american tgirls will give you deer in headlights when you mention terry fox, but they sure as fuck know who that bald dad on the computer is

bro im soooooo ber

fuckin comedy geniuses shortening punchlines be like amomgst

she asked if i wanna 420 i said nah girl i think oral is mid af and im asexual af fuck

they call me the big skeeter

dog on film circa 2025

its goon, or nothing

nobody ever talks about the fact that theres a resident evil game where the main antagonist is trans and goes from being some white haired pretty boy into this badass electrical lady with feet shaped like fuckin heels

estrogen cocks

feelin' like a million dollar chungus

im gay and sleepy and i really hope my boss is nice to me tomorrow

montreal was cool look what i got

hi gamers and women

*checks inventory*

dog that tried so fucking hard on this climb

i found abandoned train tracks yesterday

toxic intergenerational incest yaoi

asked them what flag this is, turns out it wasn't afghanistan

my climbing gym has so many visibly queer people that intimidate me

i climb so i can carry beautiful women in my arms btw

chat i had to dig up an urn at work today it was certainly an experience

holy fuck grouper tour this fall

its okay now i got delivered chocolate and candy and a hug last night and it fixed everything

digging up dirt to make new flowerbeds at work, turns out some of the graves at work are buried rather shallow 🥴

6-7ing her tits

to whoever was buzzing my apartment at 5am this morning could you like, fucking not? that was creepy bro

i cal 'em like i cium

dog brain soup today :(

first u pork then u pine