fencing should have more hockey energy let me see them chirping each other and occasionally fist fighting

i cant stop listening to annoying emo music

i think i like this pfp better

dog tummies look like this btw

they let a dog get a library card

dog tummies look like this btw

pressure cooker? yeah, when [female related news], the press-sure cooked her

are you from mxssissippi? cause ur the only mx whos piss i'd sippy

john remover but its just some cis dude who got a free pack of synth plugins for garageband

me at the punk show for a band called "cum sauce" "yo you guys here to see cum sauce?"

how would you react if she hit u with the shakespearean vernacular

this girl said she dont eat pussy i said damn girl ur presbyterian?

i got to see a hercules beetle today now i want one

i told her that im leaking leaking government documents

chat i have 3 dates with 3 different people this week pls wish my awkward autistic ass some good luck

@mouse.rodeo spotted in my house IN MINECRAFT???

is there a single fuckin distortion pedal reviewer who doesn't play blues or dad rock as their demo? ;-;

after years of runescape, i can only fuck at 100bpm

you're seriously gonna call me faggot without using tongue?

pilk (piss milk)

kirking or not kirking gang violence?

do y'all think there were just, decades worth of cum-stains all over the house in monster house?

at the cum factory, putting in seconds

call my wife ben stiller the way i'm still in 'er

girl named janelope

wheres all these car shop boys that keep blowing trannies and how do i get them to dm me?

me describing two british they/thems hooking up be like "yeah, Bean's on Toast"

she asked me to skibidi, i said how high?

my wife just suggested she'd make me a calendar of soft-core tgirls posing on trains

vorenado

new dress hmu if u want me

every day im shuffling

gay astrophysicists be like: twink death of the universe

they let a dog turn a baggy shirt into a cunty dress

getting an unregistered hypercam 2 tramp stamp

forgot that making a new account exposes me to the most watered-down lib perspectives i just want to look at hot and funny trannies 😭

blind chaser be like "lemme feel your jaw, baby. i need to make sure you're clocky"

fallout 4 synths are so trans coded "my designation is h6-29, but i like the name jane"

godspeed you! black emperor has been playing gathering storm and the cowboy at their shows lately and holy fucking shit i need them to tour here again so i can die happy hearing that shit live

this winter was supposed to be spent playing runescape and instead i've gotten sidetracked with settlement building in fallout 4

im still a dog btw

when is somebody going to release the linguini gundam kit

the best way to reactivate your bsky account is to simply make a brand new account because your lil perfectionist brain somehow deems your last account to be "flawed"