Sonic spin dash + diarrhea = the most devastating move ever... in my opinion

Would it be OK if I be a culture vulture to the emo community?....I just want to change my name to Romeo the emo 🥺🥺🥺

I wish I was at the casino right now 😫

Everytime I get a tummy ache I think to myself "How dare my body betray me...treacherous tummy" in a British voice

I haven't done any whore shit in awhile please someone be proud of me...jkjk

Damn snow...I never knew 10 cm could be so heavy...I much perfer 5 or 6 cm

Just ate a labubu...turning it into a lapoopoo...jkjk

Might go Christmas caroling later and might as well twerk it while I sing...call it serving festive cake...jkjk

L society

It's so over

The elections are over and I was the only one that voted for Hatsune Miku...my rez is so fake...smh

Bugs bunny is such a weenuk...like why hasn't anyone beat the brakes off that fuzzy lil freak

Welp...I better be off since the woods won't haunt themselves

My favorite part of the day is cheering on my bro whether she is folding laundry or going back to school...she is an amazing person

The best thing about living in Saskatchewan is that we don't have daylight savings time...the only time we touch our clocks is when we buy them

I survived Halloween yay

What a week today's been...n it's not even noon yet...smh

Nobody tells you that music gets better as you gain life-experience, but it’s true 🤷

When I die I hope everyone bring they're favorite doll so I can have options on what to possess

Reload🪽❕❕ #cybergirl #cyber #cyberpunk #cyberpunk2077 #cybercore #webcore

I'm adding SoundCloud rapper to my resume....just to spice it up a little

Inhale..exhale. Annihilation! #cyberpunk #cybergirl #cybercore #cybery2k

I will never be a passenger princess 😭...I be asking shit like why are you going 80 km on the backroads n shit

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My hunt for mutuals continues. I enjoy yapping about nonsense, nerd shit, fitness shit, mundane shit, important shit, just about anything worth or not worth yapping about. I also enjoy saying weird shit that may or not be funny. My interests are too many to list, so I'm fun to keep around #promosky

Someone farted in Walmart...n now I've decided to become evil...this city must burn for its crimes

It's already Friday...damn I guess I go hate outside of clubs I can't get in again #choppeduncissues

I wanna start an argument with someone so I can say stuff like "well you can put sugar on a hemorrhoid but that doesn't make it a sweet treat"

When I was young I didn't know that I had to eat pumpkin seeds the same way you eat sunflower seeds...I ate those things like chips...smh

I shouldn't have done a face reveal...I have nothing left to reveal...no more mystery left😭😭😭

My favorite thing about the Amish is that they can deadass look at a baby n be like it looks like a Jebediah

Being a nobody on the internet is kinda cool...like nobody here knows my shoe size and I think that's neat

It's so orange outside this am...its like I woke up in the great pumpkin charlie brown....jkjk...but it makes me wonder if there are still some wild fires burning out there

OMG...I'm at a thousand followers...I'll be shaking ass at 2k n shaking my Wang at 3k...jkjk

Funny number ah ah ah 🦇 #sesamestreet

Face reveal...cause I'm bored

Helping my niece with her crafts and not gonna lie holding tape for an 8 year old is way more stressful then holding the flash light for your dad

they circumcised my autism and all i got was tylenol

I'm mentally fizzled out...I think I should stand in a field n hope an alien abducts me

I honestly believe that if I had a pet donkey everyone would think I'm cool...they'd be like hey its just like shrek

The northern lights are so pretty tonight...so green

So spooky out the bush near my house has something in it.. hopefully it's just a bear or something

Justin Bieber looks like he takes benadryl for funny I'm here for it

Dollar store pretzels are so underrated...like how did they manage to get these to taste like salted saw dust...10/10 would recommend

Let’s Take Tylenol Together

Don't you just hate it when you finally get a lot of sleep n now your body is all greedy wanting more...like brother we got shit to do

Hi bluesky what did I miss...or is there nobody here again?

Happy 36th Birthday to The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! It first aired on September 4, 1989 🥳 I still have my childhood tape of “King Mario of Cramalot,” a parody of the classic King Arthur legend with a golden plunger rather than a sword 🤭 The show was based on Super Mario Bros. 1 and 2. 🧵1/?

Always keeping 5 dollars in my wallet and telling people the king gave it to me (it's my treaty money)

Erm...America is this true? Yall don't see this every night?...I literally thought everyone could srr it if they just looked north