Jealous of everyone heading to IML but know it’s gonna be ok cause next year I can go and be leaps and bounds better navigating Chicago now.

I escaped containment earlier

Out of surgery. New bionic hip installed.

I’m so anxious about my surgery tomorrow.

Since I won’t really be able to cook after the surgery on Tuesday I decided I had to use up the veggies and cheeses I had in the fridge to clear out the perishables before surgery. So now I have three chicken fajita casseroles going into the oven as meal prep for post surgery. Ha

Our 10 minute Sunday grooming we usually do is now 50 minutes in and giving me clumps of hair like this. Appears Wanda’s summer coat is finally coming in.

This was an absolutely phenomenal breakfast

Ugh. The Hamilton 4K Collectors Edition is $80!

Pre-admission testing for next week’s big surgery. It’s time for that total hip replacement I’ve known was coming ever since my accident in 2017.

As we approach Pride season, a reminder.

Got my shiny chonky boy

Columbus truly has a wonderful and supportive gay community. The number of people who have offered me assistance while I’m recovering later this month really blows me away. Like not just my close circle that I know I can rely on, but acquaintances who are really sweet too.

Given the Met Gala this week and Banksy’s new piece I decided to watch Ocean’s 8. I forgot how enjoyable these movies are.

'Hocus Pocus 3' is officially in early development, Deadline reports. Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy are all set to reprise their roles as the Sanderson sisters.

It’s too cold for May 6th.

Looking forward to voting for her this fall.

Been anxiously awaiting for this release. Tried it tonight and it’s pretty good. The root beer flavor is very very light, mostly just tastes like regular CTC. Just periodically get a hint of licorice, mint, or anise.

Name your top 15 shows ever, gut instincts only: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cougar Town WandaVision Agatha All Along Schitt’s Creek The OC Marvel’s Runaways Agent Carter Smash Smallville Ms Marvel The Good Place Loki Justice League Unlimited Gargoyles

You guys… I made a root beer float pie and OMG IT’S DAMN GOOD.

Wake up! The April Apple Music replay is up!

Started playing Super Mario Wonder on the Switch 2 and Rosalina is hilarious as an elephant.

First colonoscopy complete! Was pretty easy. They did find 4 polyps but are not concerned with them.

One of my good friends who I am immensely attracted to is being my escort for a colonoscopy on Friday and I’m worried my brain under anesthesia is going to try and make out with him and his husband. Do I just preemptively confess that I would actually love a threesome to avoid the messy confession?

Well… having a full hip replacement on May 19. So hopefully by July I’ll be up and walking well!

I should mow but I really don’t want to.

It’s kind of cool you can look at your Amazon history going back to 2000. Like I can see the very first things I bought on Amazon back when I was 17.

Accidentally added way too much feta to my everything bagel salad so threw in a bunch more onion, garlic, and poppyseed to make the flavor of the evening bagel seasoning stronger.

Backyard movie night

Got my second hammock for the backyard built and Wanda jumped up right into it with me. 🤣

i’ve resigned myself to being the eventual emotional support third

The Disney Movies subreddit has absolutely nailed the top 5 Disney movies in their voting. Maybe not the exact correct order for the top 5 but absolutely the top 5.

TGIFCF!

Now which of my oomfs caused this?

garlic rt if you agree

Love my new Rosebud Motel

Me all day: Why is my ear doing a weird popping thing? Why am I sneezing so much? Why is my appetite out of control? Why do I have no energy? Me just now putting all these things together: Oh shit. I’m getting sick, aren’t I?

I have a few mutuals with this fuckslop shit pike. Block and report. I can’t believe someone like thus exists. @bbsouth.bsky.social should never be allowed to do anything in this community again.

Four years ago today my baby girl came home for the first time. Happy Gotcha Day Wanda!

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

Someone woke me up. And I blame oomf for texting me a hot picture yesterday that is stuck in my mind.

Darlene Mitchell on #dragrace :

I’m shook. #dragrace

Well shit… that was good. Nini ate it up. I’d actually listen to that song.

Team Arya Stark #teammyki #dragrace

Did Anne Hathaway’s parents intentionally make the historical connection or did they just like the name Anne?

Good morning!

Fully functional this morning..the BSky app I mean. 😜 #fcf

A little semi out in the hammock.