Done with work! Tonight’s spooky viewing is gonna be Agatha All Along and can’t wait for this one. Such a good show.

we need to ammend the constitution to let this man run for President. Only a person who knows how to speak to the gays this way should get our next vote.

On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote. zohranfornyc.com/register

It actually tracks today..

Probably just me, but I DO NOT GET THE BIG FUCKING DEAL. That’s what humans look like under clothes?? It’s just a body. Bodies are human. Humans have sex. Clothing is not natural, nudity is. Just total insanity!

Where are my Team Valor gays? Who still plays Pokemon Go?

It’s October 3rd 💓

If Cancelled is about the Mahomes it sucks. If it’s about Blake it’s a bop.

this feed has everything: swifties and charli stans at war, fat cock friday posts, jocktober, mean girls memes...

Life of a Showgirl… it’s fine. Was hoping for a return to the vibes of 1989 but it’s more of the Folklore/Evermore/TTPD boring but fine.

Now that I’ve lost so much weight I’m feeling much more confident in my cock size. Being a grower and not a shower is great, but when you’ve got extra weight hiding it more it does not inspire confidence.

I’m not saying that violence is the way, but I am saying that when you wound people and corner them and sneer in their faces telling them you hold all the power for long enough, soon enough some of those people will start showing their fucking teeth or giving you a feel of them, and that’s on you.

While I’m on a posting spree, something annoys me about ‘there’s a rise of political violence on the left.’ Right-wing extremism is removing people’s rights. It’s giving people more power to abuse vulnerable groups than those groups to exist. The natural response is called ‘fight or flight.’

Tonight’s Spooky Season movie was The Haunted Mansion (2023). Truly like it so much better than the 2003 one. Rosario Dawson is always a delight.

Me by 8pm every night as I think about causing some chaos:

POV: you’re under my desk before my 10am meeting

If a serving of Reese’s Oreos is 2 cookies, why does my package of Reese’s Oreos have an uneven number of cookies?

Guess what I’m doing this weekend. Never played Galaxy 2 before.

Am I the only one that doesn’t have a strong opinion of Taylor Swift either way? She has some albums I think are great and some I think are bad.

LaKeith Stanfield would make a great T’Challa when the MCU resets after Secret Wars.

October 2 and it’s gonna be 81 today. I swear I moved away from Florida over a decade ago. When is fall gonna come?

I need someone’s mouth this morning.

Good night cuties. Rest well.

Watching Hocus Pocus to kick off spooky season right!

Happy October 1st, fiends! 🎃 HORROR QUEENS new limited set available now! 🔪👻💅🏼 feyandfiend.com

AI is dumb as fuck. 🤣

Every time I read the news I get filled with dread and then Happy Nation starts to play in my head thanks to X-men 97.

Doing leg day in my jock for jocktober.

September 30 vs October 1. Welcome spooky season. Celebrating the Maximoff family either way.

if you've already been (rightly) criticized for not getting out into the community, the *worst* thing you can do is use AI to create images of you getting out into the community this man hates nyc so much

Oh I am turned on.

Good morning and happy locktober to those who celebrate. Now please, show me that locked dick.

Watching The Paper. I laughed when Oscar said he’s not on any dating apps and suddenly you hear the Grindr notification.

Last day of September and our highs are still in the 80s. What is this nonsense?

Ugh. I really loved this sleeveless Marvel Pride Spirit Jersey but it’s way too big now. Anyone have a M or L of it they want to part with? I’ll even trade you for the 2X if you want.

"Dolly Parton" and "health challenges" in the same sentence is giving ME health challenges omg

I’ve wanted this necklace for a few years now. Finally got it and so happy.

Well I tried getting up but Wanda said no

Just another hour of sleep please.

Getting so many Disney+ ads now that my subscription has officially ended. Ha.

Estoy cansado. Necesito una siesta. Practico hablar español para mi vacación en Puerto Vallarta en Diciembre.

Don’t you wish you had the pillow next to me to watch a 3D movie in bed with me?

Why is it going to be nearly 90 again on Sunday? It’s too damn hot for the end of September. I want to pull out my cute sweaters not my tank tops!

Watched the live action How to Train Your Dragon, really enjoyed it. Have never seen the animated one so no idea how it compares.

Morning lovelies

I can’t get over her cuteness sometimes

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep 1. Pokémon 2. Star Wars 3. Marvel

WTF Apple.