Always gotta love a being(having) a person(character/OC) who's a walking Bad End™ magnet.

trying to build a long term meal plan and i want to PULL MY HAIR OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It sucks that scented candles almost always seem like a waste because they leave behind a shit ton of the scented wax Might get back into candle making just to reclaim the wax lol

god, so much is happening, and I just cannot handle ANY of it...

cod DAMN I wanna be able to VRC rn lololol

Super excited to show my latest VRChat world: a 1:1 recreation of Mario Bros. Plumbing from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! ⭐️ Not only can you hang out in a Brooklyn basement like a true plumber, but you can also watch every single episode of the show, including Super Show, 3, and World!

GOsh I wish I could/would change forms/shapes dbwuhcijdHJCksd

i went looking for a goofy philomena cunk image to put here but uh ummm sorry what was i saying

My OCs/favorite characters before and after I set my sights on them

so when you're near me darling can't you hear me eso es

mamma mia here i roll again my my how can I resist it? mamma mia does it show again? my my just how big I'm getting

I shoulda topped more when I still could lol

ABC can’t erase everything

jerma

Taking my time while rolling my berry friend to feel em up a bit...

That or growing just enough to feel it happening~

I need to make 100k a year so I can eat out constantly and gain 40 lbs

So anyway I wanna gain 10-20 lbs per hour right now and be like a ton?

Serendipity just CANNOT tease me like this 😩😩😩 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I'm the kind of bitch that would land you in bariatric care. If you wanted 👉👈

I just think being 700 lbs would fix me.

Do you hear music?

LRP Me when I start streaming

I keep having sneezing fits with masticated bacon in my mouth and it SUCKS omfg

⚡🧠⚡ 🫲😩🫱 🪟🫁🪟

The new Milo vid is fantastic He always draws attention to why people can fall into anti-intellectualism, but in this one the topic is so simple and dumb that he really has time to bring up each of his gripes with the lack of critical thought we're reckoning with today.

Everything Joda draws hurts my guts and soul with how good it is and how much i want to be it AHSDAIBUNCHAHCAHADCBDCHABCDAHLUBLUDACBLUDAC

Blehhhhh Got kink overwhelmed and now I'm unhelpfully restless in a disruptive way

*holding head in hands*

Burger Palace lobbying the government to delist "food addiction" as a real thing... ...10 years later, it is commonly accepted that the "joy" derived from gorging on 3 triple-cheeseburgers is the as natural and "healthy" as the endorphin rush after a run...

So... I'm on the hunt for some good 6xl or even 7xl t-shirts and I'm a little out of touch with my clothing sources. Looking for anything with gaming, geek, fat furry themes. Does anyone happen to have any good sources/websites? The only ones I currently know of are: Sharkrobot Fangamer

It’s not like they need to learn how to roll themselves, they’ll have that done for them. Let them have their fun, might end up being the last steps they ever make if things go poorly.

When the berry to be can still waddle around and tries to run for help before their legs sink into roundness and they get beached. Maybe they lose balance and roll off their footing after they try to shift from toe to toe leaning side to side in a last desperate attempt to keep moving.

:/

sometimes my body is a logistical problem (horny) and sometimes it’s a logistical problem (less horny in the moment but probably still horny in retrospect)

Ooooo monoco is coooooooooool 👀

Thinking about: Eating like a king, grazing from a table of treats while being entertgained. Sharing the table with dear friends.

Freakin can't stop thinking about this Bwehhhhhhhkcflyguhvgjfg

It's always the moment AFTER you've maneuvered your nearly quarter ton body into a commited comfort in the only chair that can support your weight and give your legs a rest as you catch your breath that THEN you realize the remote control(s) have moved out of reach >:(

When the berry to be can still waddle around and tries to run for help before their legs sink into roundness and they get beached. Maybe they lose balance and roll off their footing after they try to shift from toe to toe leaning side to side in a last desperate attempt to keep moving.

Might get crazy with it someday and find some sand trout so I can use them to fundamentally change my biology and rule the universe for thousands of years so people hate me lol

FUCK i've gotta figure out a way to be able to go back to cons 😠

GOD I miss being able to do stuff for fun and enjoy it.

There’s something especially cruel that laying down- one of the most restful things you can do- hurts when you’re unfit.

Bruh, there ain’t no way I’m NOT gonna be bedbound by the end of 2027.

So lit I had to bail on a shitpost