Wow, and also the saddest post anyone’s ever made

Slide Frankenstein under Naked Gun

Trump being stuck in 1985 New York is another sign of mental decline btw

This last FF is real good though, rec But I’m gonna rewatch Bugonia after this and omg that shit was nuts Year rankings update OBAA Sinners Weapons Bugonia Phonexian Scheme Superman Naked Gun Fantastic Four

Me: I think the hippo is the most dangerous animal 7-year-old: You’re wrong, it’s the anaconda Me: Ok that’s a good choice 7-year-old: Wait no it’s an anaconda with bat wings! Me: sure

A friend just made this joke and I’m stealing it: One might even say AB is the Burfict example of CTE yuk yuk yuk

This fucking asshole

That’s great, have fun being less watched than the Hallmark Channel

1) Musk looks fucking bllllleak 2) “If you tell an audience whatever they want to hear that is a swindley thingy to do” uh huh, righty-o, got it 👍🫡

lol bruh, be for real

I think one way to understand what is happening in modern politics is that social media has taken groupthink dynamics that previously applied to dozens or hundreds of people, and scaled them up to millions

You don’t hate the media enough.

This is one of those “oh yeah that’s why you want Rudy on your team” games

This is disturbing on many levels.

Currently on a text string wondering if Bruce Campbell could’ve been better than Tom Hanks if given the opportunity.

On First Take, Ryan Clark is dressed like the Mad Hatter and Cam Newton is dressed like himself and I’ll let you guess who looks more ridiculous

Bruh Fuck this loser head to toe with a steel-headed dildo

Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.

What an absolute cunt thing to say

The Phoenician Scheme, that’s my 4th best movie of the year One Battle After Another Sinners Weapons The Phoenician Scheme Superman 5th lol

Xena is OP as fuck, man

Parasite at its core is about being a father

I just watched the first scene from the Welcome to Derry show on HBO and paused it to say holy shit

Bruh watch Rubio

Follow-up question: “You sure seem to not know a lot of shit you dumb fuck, so are you just atrocious at your job or a lying asshole?”

It’s literally in your hands, asshole

Halftime! The Wolves have shot 7 free throws Luka has shot 12 lol fuck me

The dumbest motherfuckers alive are destroying our country one day at a time

Oh ok then

Once again, the first democrat that says they’re gonna jail this little rat gets my primary vote

There’s no such thing as a catch, nothing, they overturn anything for any reason, the NFL sucks

It’s a “foul” but Christ I hate SGA

OKC booing Durant is some of the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard You couldn’t waterboard me to boo KG

NBC gets it

Also Jalen Williams is a Marty McFly level dork

I hated Ja so much and SGA is like Ja on steroids Fuck SGA, fuck everyone who likes SGA, fuck him as a staff, record label and a crew Ant lost to Jokic in the playoffs then beat him the next year, Ant lost to Luka in the playoffs then beat him the next year If these trends continue motherfuckers

Does this motherfucker know anything?????

What happened to Erin Andrews’ face?

(Stares at the, what, $40m team the Trump asshole assembled for Texas Tech) We’re never getting another undefeated team again

I never thought I’d see a better player than Barry Bonds. I can’t believe I am seeing a better player than Barry Bonds.

My handwriting has gone to shit but I think this works

Think anyone has gotten Kevin Durant and Kevin Durand confused?

🚨Jim Carrey’s fresh out of fucks, and we are here for it!

One of the things people will be protesting this Saturday at No Kings is Scott Bessent sending $40 billion of our money to Argentina while Trump plays golf and Congress says nothing. That isn’t “hating America.” That is America First. Republicans want bailouts for oligarchs.

Bruh the Swamp Thing TV show fucking rules