Wyoming “Bo Pilgrims” it. If there was ever proof history repeats itself, it would be dumb assess delivering checks on the Red and Green carpet, after #txlege already preferred the art and showed why it was undesirable. (Unless you are getting Dan Patrick $$$ ). www.wyomingnews.com/laramieboome...

It’s not. As Obi-Wan said: “The Texas Senate. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious.” The most important thing to know is your boss’s dick is already is Dan’s pocket. And they are alright with that. #txlege

Honestly, exporting Texas roosters to engage in cockfights-pretty novel way to promote Texas agriculture. But you know what they say-what starts with Texas changes the world. #txlege www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/w...

Larry McMurtry would have strong views on Google’s plan for a massive data center in Archer County. Like Gus says in Dove, he’d tell us that lawyers & bankers (& tech bros) destroy good country. I imagine that they will pave over his bookstore & the last picture show. #txlege @lmcgaughy.bsky.social

Dear #txlege , Don’t ever, ever, ever do any of these things in this article or tolerate those who do. www.npr.org/2026/04/29/n...

Why would any lawyer let their client testify before this committee under these circumstances? On the surface, several have suggested the camp‘s legal strategy to date has been, at best, tone deaf and at worst, probably ensured both criminal and civil consequences for the camp operators. #txlege

Today is the perfect date-Thanks to Sandra Bullock and all those who Miss Congeniality! #txlege

Dear @letterkenny.bsky.social @producestandpod.com @markforwardd.bsky.social , Happy The Ginger and Boots Day! Celebrating the 100th anniversary of a drunk Boston man attempting ALLEGEDLY to unlawfully interfere with an ostrich (Sadly, it ends poorly for the ostrich).

David Beckham paints garden gnome. #txlege www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Charley Crockett, bringing the Artemis II crew home. He may not be able to get into Canada, but his tunes are over the moon! Like @lmcgaughy.bsky.social and @evanasmith.bsky.social always say-there’s always a Texas angle. #txlege

Pleease! Lt. Gov. talking out his ASS-for to steer house campaign donations & to F’ Dustin & then when “IT” doesn't happen, in his best bankruptcy talk radio voice, to tell everyone he single handed SAVED the Texas House-when he didn’t do a thing. Stay off the Red Carpet. #txlege

Who’s the best pilot you ever saw? Gus reminded us that the issue is always monkey Damn fine pilot! #rightstuff #usaf #grissom #txlege

What the Alamo and San Jacinto Lone Star-F*ck is this? Look do you shitty politics if you want to, but you keep Davy Crockett’s name out of your f’n mouth! This is a horseshit post #txlege

I wonder where the Battleship Texas is now 100 years later #txlege

There must be a way to apply this lesson from 1649 to modern times, but my expansive time in penance hall at my Jesuit high school (& a quick ChatGPT search) strongly suggests I should leave it to both the Irish and the S.J.’s to sort out. @jamesmartinsj.bsky.social @jesuitsglobal.bsky.social #amdg

Thank God that 100 years later, no one is trying to still spread bullshit “white genocide” claims about South Africa.

One of Lt. Gov. Dewhurst’s favorite sayings-in the kicker (and a fair description of Public Policy Development by the Governor’s office since 2000) #txlege

Read How Congressman DeLaCruz became the Texas version of Sen. Susan Collins as she is both “troubled” and “concerned” at the plight of her constituents. #txlege #texas

According to The English and Rupert Murdoch, Austin is totally F’d and will soon be a ghost town. i’d like to offer them the opportunity to kiss my Lone Star ass. #txlege www.dailymail.co.uk/real-estate/...

I’m 10 shots in to an evening of a lifetime, Boys!

Fuck yea, hell ya boys! Let them know where you are from! Make them read the program and they’ll say say Sudbury or Texas and they’ll say ”of, course” #shoresy #texas Fuckin’ Frogs ! #txlege

In Eight Episodes, Holly Hunter is the greatest Starfleet Captain of all f’n time. #startrek

San Antonio, Texas Born Marine, Juan Jose Valdez, was an American Hero #txlege www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/u...

What’s this un-Texan horseshit that a guy FROM NEW YORK CITY decides who my Senate candidate is! F that! NEW YORK CITY DONT GET TO CHOOSE MY HOT SAUCR AND IT SURE DOESNT PICK WHO SIT IN SAM HOUSTON’s SEAT. THis is so disrespectful to every Texas primary voter! Sit down bus driver! #txlege #texas

I’m so old I once spent Primary Night with Delwin Jones as a Democrat #txlege

RUT-ROH! Man, that is some wizard level dumbassery by these two political 4-D chess players. Also love the Soprano’s homage to “Pie O My” (ironically forgetting that the horse was set afire and f’n burned to the ground) by the dumbass chief of staff. #txlege

Dear @elainegodfrey.bsky.social , On behalf of all Lubbockites, we appreciate you taking time to visit Prairie Dog Town. on behalf of the Hib City, please come back to see Buddy Holly’s grave, the 1st location of Stubb’s BBQ, and enjoy the Allsup’s burrito.

This article states 2 important truths @lmcgaughy.bsky.social & @texasmonthly.bsky.social taught me: 1)A good reporter has and keeps receipts; and 2)Lubbock’s top tourist attraction is Prairie Dog Town-then Buddy Holly’s grave & the 1st Stubb’s BBQ #txlege www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

See, it’s a historical fact-the little ladies just can’t run Texas without the help of men as principled as Pa Ferguson. I wonder how it will turn out for her. Edith Wilmans, the 1st woman elected to #txlege will also run in 1926

GIANT is 70 years old! It’s been around for almost 40% of the time Texas has been a state. And the fact that it explains more about this place than any other work SOOO long after it was made is perhaps the most trenchant commentary on how short of a distance we’ve traveled over that time. #txlege

There ain’t nothin’ that will side track the Texas Legislative process faster than feral hogs. Finally, common ground that Texas and Oklahoma can agree on. Do yall’ allow them to be shot from helicopters called “Pork-Choppers”? Husband/wife hunting trips are a great anniversary gift #txlege

Man, i don’t know what you can say here. He knows he has a wife & 3 daughters, he knows he was a Texas Lawman. Just the saddest thing to see. In the scope of spoken ethically and morally debasing actions of Texas politicians-it’s easily in the Top 20 #txlege www.mediaite.com/politics/hou...

Dear #txlege , Everything old is new again.

The opinion and underlying facts are just disgusting. You can read the opinion here #txlege #appellatelaw www.casemine.com/judgement/us...

100 yrs ago, the Dallas Court of Civil Appeals allowed a 37 year statutory rapist to marry his 14 year old victim in jail (who he had been interfering with for 3 to 4 years) in order to dodge his charges. #txlege #appellatelaw

Jesse Jackson made several trips to Pink Dome. My favorite is the time as a guest of Rodney Ellis, he asked to borrow Ellis’s cell (back in the days when they were rare) & watching Jesse Jackson give a masterclass in banging the phones (as Rodney silently calculated the phone bill) #txlege

In the building, there are only a few people like Gus & Call-but it’s ok to try. Gather everyone, I only want to tell it once- Don't be a surly bartender, don't steal another man’s horse, don't tolerate rude behavior. Make your time here a helluva party. #txlege m.youtube.com/shorts/o6aMl...

May we have the courage of Mox, Billy Bob and the rest of the West Caanan Coyotes to stand up to the Coach Kilmers of this world and their bullshit and hatred and protect those who need it. RIP QB1 #varsityblues

As if you need one, another f’n reason to hate Manchester United.

As @evanasmith.bsky.social says, there is always a Texas connection-like the 442 rescuing the shit out of the 36th T-O. God bless these 7-what mattered to them is our country #txlege

Remember their sacrifice for our country. Daniel Betsui Jenhatsu Chinen Robert Murata Grover Nagaji Akio Nishikawa Hiroichi Tomita Howard Urabe May they rest in peace and their sacrifice never forgotten. cc: @jamuseum.bsky.social abc7chicago.com/story/japane...

In every day and every way, I miss the hell out of Trevor Rice’s Christmas mix for the Texas House floor. Btw, the way the Texas Senate celebrates Christmas still sucks (especially with Patrick). Only the Texas Senate could f’up Xmas! #txlege m.youtube.com/watch?v=HEkl...

If you were the ASL interpreter in the green shirt at the Rich Brotherton tribute at the Paramount tonight, i just want to say you were 🔥 🔥 , you owned the dance floor, and I’ve never fallen in love so quickly

As @evanasmith.bsky.social used to say, there is always a Texas angle. Admiral Bradley was born and raised in El Dorado, Texas #txlege

This is sooooo Spurs. #northlondonisred

100 years ago, when #txlege still had stones. gotta love the editorial cartoon of the Txlege as a chap wearing, blustery cowboy with a 10 gallon hat and handlebar mustache

Tomorrow is Stir Up Sunday, the last Sunday before advent. In England, it’s the day to bake Christmas fruit cakes and more. I wonder why this tradition doesn't exist in Texas. Late in life, I discovered Christmas fruit cakes didn’t have to taste like mass produced widgets. @paulaforbes.bsky.social

Dear @paulaforbes.bsky.social , Help, I have a T-Giving problem. I’ve been invited to a Texas-Canadian‘s house for Turkey and she’s going to serve Nanaimo Bars, a Canadian 3 layer no bake cookie bar, for dessert. Is there a Texas version that I can try to complement it with? Gobble, Gobble!

A moment we all yearn to achieve #tonykornheiser #pti

This is sooo @minakimes.bsky.social keeping us up with the latest news, just 100 years early.