In every day and every way, I miss the hell out of Trevor Rice’s Christmas mix for the Texas House floor. Btw, the way the Texas Senate celebrates Christmas still sucks (especially with Patrick). Only the Texas Senate could f’up Xmas! #txlege m.youtube.com/watch?v=HEkl...

If you were the ASL interpreter in the green shirt at the Rich Brotherton tribute at the Paramount tonight, i just want to say you were 🔥 🔥 , you owned the dance floor, and I’ve never fallen in love so quickly

As @evanasmith.bsky.social used to say, there is always a Texas angle. Admiral Bradley was born and raised in El Dorado, Texas #txlege

This is sooooo Spurs. #northlondonisred

100 years ago, when #txlege still had stones. gotta love the editorial cartoon of the Txlege as a chap wearing, blustery cowboy with a 10 gallon hat and handlebar mustache

Tomorrow is Stir Up Sunday, the last Sunday before advent. In England, it’s the day to bake Christmas fruit cakes and more. I wonder why this tradition doesn't exist in Texas. Late in life, I discovered Christmas fruit cakes didn’t have to taste like mass produced widgets. @paulaforbes.bsky.social

Dear @paulaforbes.bsky.social , Help, I have a T-Giving problem. I’ve been invited to a Texas-Canadian‘s house for Turkey and she’s going to serve Nanaimo Bars, a Canadian 3 layer no bake cookie bar, for dessert. Is there a Texas version that I can try to complement it with? Gobble, Gobble!

A moment we all yearn to achieve #tonykornheiser #pti

This is sooo @minakimes.bsky.social keeping us up with the latest news, just 100 years early.

For 50 years, @lyndacarter.bsky.social has been rocking my world as Wonder Woman. Five decades of Kicking Ass and Taking Names and making it look so very Glam! You ARE a wonder, Wonder Woman! #lyndacarter #wonderwoman

Was in Lowell, Mass. and found further proof that you can wander far from Austin but still run into @austinkleon.bsky.social and his challenge to show your work

Anna Lapwood is doing something Winston Churchill never did-visiting Texas! Her 2 city Texas tour is all sold out and she’s bringing the power and passion of her music to her performances in the same way the PM used to awe audiences with his words. #annalapwood #texas #classical #organ

60 years after the Beatles first played in Dallas, Anna Lapwood is leading a 2nd English Invasion-this time led by the power of the Pipe Organ and her Masterful Playing and Arrangement. Both legs of her Texas Tour are sold out. She is classical music’s bomb diggity! #annalapwood #texas #beatles

Dear #Texas, we are so lucky! 2 shows of Anna Lapwood are inbound! She absolutely is the 💣!!! And she has been slaying all summer-2 packed shows at the Koln Cathedral (and SRO in the streets outside); Overnite Proms, and killing it at the Royal Albert every chance she gets. #dallas #collegestation

This 1790 print might be the first recorded incident to accurately capture the reactions of wargamers in the middle of play. @guws.bsky.social @kingswargaming.bsky.social #wargame #gaming #wargaming

On this day in 1775, the Continential Congress didn't have a quorum. #txlege

When people tell you correctly that the Texas Senate is full of insufferable, entitled, craven, self centered, stupid jackasses who are out of touch with the common man, remember that French politicians have been doing it better, more in style, and for so much longer. #txlege #theFrenchpsst

The Kilgore Rangerettes carrying on a Labor Day tradition. #txlege m.youtube.com/watch?v=BJny...

Just like Extension Office Moves #txlege

I can’t tell you how much it hurts me that my younger staff will never know about the “Labor Day of Love”, or wondering if Dean and Frank were going to turn up, or running a bake sale and putting the money in the boot of a fireman standing in the middle of a busy intersection. #txlege #mda

This is the perfect analogy of #txlege , Except in #txlege, the millionaires makes the children (women, the poor, the elderly etc.) apologizes for getting in their way.

Should wearing a Hawaiian shirt to a wargames be known as Bae-ing or Brown-ing? what type of outfit would be known as “going Full Bae”? Maybe we need a article “History of Hawaiian Shirts by Participants in Military Simulations” @sebastianbae.bsky.social @iantb.bsky.social @guws.bsky.social

Dear @texasmonthly.bsky.social , This is what a lone cactus looks like in the middle of Central Park in New York City. Do you think it is sad because it is all alone? because Jerry Jones is ruining the Cowboys? @paulaforbes.bsky.social @tacotrail.bsky.social @bbqsnob.bsky.social

There is no bigger game. Bravo Coppa Cervati! Best wishes to Sacco and Laurino! May Saint Elena protect both teams from injury and help them outrun the Devil! #coppacervati #sacco #laurino

Dear @nytimes.com , If you are going to write about NY reporters receiving gratuities from the Adams campaign, the phot byline under the story shouldn’t say the 3 NYT reporters “welcome tips”. I blame Jay Root because he’s from Texas. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social @nytimes.wtf @texastribune.org

Margaux Laskey, the NYT’s cooking newsletter @paulaforbes.bsky.social , is featuring an updo of Cowboy Caviar. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1020...

John Adams writes perhaps the 1st document preservation letter in American legal history. What can’t this mad, little Massachusetts legal OG do? Legislator, lawyer-simply the bomb diggity! Never been one like him in #txlege

Perfect @tracesoftexas.bsky.social picture. Cowboy boots, Cut and Shoot, and Floyd Patterson’s black shoes and black socks at weigh in. He passed in 2023, he’d fought both Patterson and Liston, was a schoolteacher, army veteran, elected official and lawyer. www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/c...

I wonder if @nickofferman.bsky.social , actor/woodgod, is related to this younger Offerman actor of days past. Both appear to know the heavy weight of what it like to carry a performance on their own

This is the way we should be teaching math in Texas. This need to be in the Governor’s next call-Hullabaloo rumble strips from PreK to 16 #txlege

Dear @tacotrail.bsky.social , How can we narrow the serious “Giant Bowl of Guacamole Gap” between Texas and New Jersey? Should Texans be concerned about being left behind in these culinary arts? #txlege @texasmonthly.bsky.social

Important weekend content from your favorite food reporter. I bring you New Jersey’s very own giant bowl of guacamole.

The column appeared on Sept. 6, just after 41-year-old Trump had placed newspaper ads attacking U.S. foreign policy, starting speculation he was seeking political office. As far as I can tell Duggan’s prophecy has never drawn any notice in the online era. (He died in 2006.) 4/4

He is eager to go to the USSR to make deals with the Russians, who “really want the feeling of Trump Tower in New York.” He will “substitute the Japanese yen for the fading American dollar.” 3/4

Trump “plans to turn the White House into a condominium,” names everything after himself (including Camp David, which becomes Trump Village II) and holds his inauguration in Atlantic City. 2/4

In September 1987 a Newsday columnist named Dennis Duggan sarcastically predicted a Donald Trump presidency. This ‘80s vision of a President Trump calls everyone a “loser” and names several tabloid-beloved criminals, including John Gotti and Leona Helmsley, to the cabinet. 1/4

Hell, Doesn’t matter where he was born or died, his action made it clear that Francis Ganley was a Texan #txlege

Sometimes in the middle of all the chickenshit we deal with, we get reminded that once there were real heroes-little guys who didn’t take bags of money from other people to do their bidding or lie on their homestead exemptions-who just f’n got the job done and allowed us to sleep safely #txlege

Also tell your member, not to do this-don’t send the ethics committee investigating the member fake letters of support that are from alleged staff members (especially if it’s really easy to confirm the mendacity of the forged letters) #txlege www.denverpost.com/2025/07/22/c...

In “The Hunting Wives”, one of the fake East Texas guys is running for Governor. You know because he has a cowboy hat. He’s also cheating on his wife-like #txlege would stand for that (unless some morally derelict elected official got a giant sack of money to look the other way). Oh…wait a minute…

Whatever you do-DO NOT WATCH ALL 8 HOURS OF THE HUNTING WIVES! It’s not good bad TV, it’s truly hot garbage. Just fast forward to the sinful cable bits, then move on to the next one. Here’s the spoiler page for the entire series-save the precious hours in your life #txlege ew.com/the-hunting-...

That being said, totes loves me some Malin Ackerman since 27 Dresses and Watchmen. Credit is due-she gives Coach Taylor’s wife a run for the money. She’s Landman crazy wife good. And that’s an above average Texas accent for a girl from Sweden. She is the only reason for a Season 2. #txlege

“The Hunting Wives” is the biggest piece of shit pretending to be Texas that I’ve seen in a while. I heard that it was filmed at a former presiding officer’s property in North Carolina. F’ you @netflix.com #txlege

What are the odds? Texas Highway editor @hoinski.bsky.social and a California art curator both “finally make it to Marfa” in back to back @bsky.app #marfa posts and find slightly different things to celebrate. Tell me that’s not an article. #marfa #godblesstexas

Things Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick told me: Pink Pony Club is the perfect rhythm for doing CPR to (and is also a great way to celebrate a Hot Biological Girl Senate Special Session Summer)! #txlege

So, Angela Norris’s approach in Landman was right #txlege #landman

Please make sure your #txlege member knows not to do this www.wyff4.com/article/sout...

The joy of the quiet moments of Open Studios …time to finish a painting, the other artists popped out for a bit and I was left with the sounds of garden birds 🧡 #OpenStudiosStirlingshire

Col. Rudder and the boys just getting it done. #txlege #tamu