Two tours thru the Texas House. RIP #txlege

100 Years Ago in Texas: Austin had a variety of July 4 celebrations from institutions still around #txlege #austin

100 years ago in Texas: from the Sulphuric Springs Daily News. #txlege

100 years ago in Texas: From the Falfuruas Facts. A great question from Uncle Sam. #txlege

100 years ago in Texas:From the Cuero Daily News #txlege

#txlege No one ever asked JLC to clear his teaching assignments with the university systems staff.

What would a Texas Dadliest Band bracket look like? #txlege

How the hell can it be 2026 and I didn’t know about Fidel F’n Castro eating BBQ in HTown wearing a cowboy hat? I blame @bbqsnob.bsky.social And @paulaforbes.bsky.social Now, thats a Texas Monthly article-photos and backstories of 20 most famous people hovering up ribs, briskets and sides #txlege

the University of Texas is Little bitch! Sark wrote a check that his players are aren’t willing to cash!!! sark always chickens out and so do his dudes. Enjoy your liberal austin stuff-At Texas a tech, we know how to get it done. #lowTUT #txlege #texastech #wreckem #Gunsup

Texas Tech tells UT to “Nut Up OR shut Up”- Sark and UT will nut up and agree to play cupcakes rather than face a real football team. F U. UT-Longhorns always chicken out #ttxlege #texastech #wreckem #gunsup

Texas Tech tells UT to “nut up or shut up”—-and the great thing about Sark (and the Gutless UT board of regents) is going going to SACO (Sark Always Chickens Out). #txlege ought to make them fight. TECH Is everything right about Texas. #wreckem #gunsup #texastech www.espn.com/college-foot...

So #txlege

Wyoming “Bo Pilgrims” it. If there was ever proof history repeats itself, it would be dumb assess delivering checks on the Red and Green carpet, after #txlege already preferred the art and showed why it was undesirable. (Unless you are getting Dan Patrick $$$ ). www.wyomingnews.com/laramieboome...

It’s not. As Obi-Wan said: “The Texas Senate. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious.” The most important thing to know is your boss’s dick is already is Dan’s pocket. And they are alright with that. #txlege

Honestly, exporting Texas roosters to engage in cockfights-pretty novel way to promote Texas agriculture. But you know what they say-what starts with Texas changes the world. #txlege www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/w...

Larry McMurtry would have strong views on Google’s plan for a massive data center in Archer County. Like Gus says in Dove, he’d tell us that lawyers & bankers (& tech bros) destroy good country. I imagine that they will pave over his bookstore & the last picture show. #txlege @lmcgaughy.bsky.social

Dear #txlege , Don’t ever, ever, ever do any of these things in this article or tolerate those who do. www.npr.org/2026/04/29/n...

Why would any lawyer let their client testify before this committee under these circumstances? On the surface, several have suggested the camp‘s legal strategy to date has been, at best, tone deaf and at worst, probably ensured both criminal and civil consequences for the camp operators. #txlege

Today is the perfect date-Thanks to Sandra Bullock and all those who Miss Congeniality! #txlege

Dear @letterkenny.bsky.social @producestandpod.com @markforwardd.bsky.social , Happy The Ginger and Boots Day! Celebrating the 100th anniversary of a drunk Boston man attempting ALLEGEDLY to unlawfully interfere with an ostrich (Sadly, it ends poorly for the ostrich).

David Beckham paints garden gnome. #txlege www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Charley Crockett, bringing the Artemis II crew home. He may not be able to get into Canada, but his tunes are over the moon! Like @lmcgaughy.bsky.social and @evanasmith.bsky.social always say-there’s always a Texas angle. #txlege

Pleease! Lt. Gov. talking out his ASS-for to steer house campaign donations & to F’ Dustin & then when “IT” doesn't happen, in his best bankruptcy talk radio voice, to tell everyone he single handed SAVED the Texas House-when he didn’t do a thing. Stay off the Red Carpet. #txlege

Who’s the best pilot you ever saw? Gus reminded us that the issue is always monkey Damn fine pilot! #rightstuff #usaf #grissom #txlege

What the Alamo and San Jacinto Lone Star-F*ck is this? Look do you shitty politics if you want to, but you keep Davy Crockett’s name out of your f’n mouth! This is a horseshit post #txlege

I wonder where the Battleship Texas is now 100 years later #txlege

There must be a way to apply this lesson from 1649 to modern times, but my expansive time in penance hall at my Jesuit high school (& a quick ChatGPT search) strongly suggests I should leave it to both the Irish and the S.J.’s to sort out. @jamesmartinsj.bsky.social @jesuitsglobal.bsky.social #amdg

Thank God that 100 years later, no one is trying to still spread bullshit “white genocide” claims about South Africa.

One of Lt. Gov. Dewhurst’s favorite sayings-in the kicker (and a fair description of Public Policy Development by the Governor’s office since 2000) #txlege

Read How Congressman DeLaCruz became the Texas version of Sen. Susan Collins as she is both “troubled” and “concerned” at the plight of her constituents. #txlege #texas

According to The English and Rupert Murdoch, Austin is totally F’d and will soon be a ghost town. i’d like to offer them the opportunity to kiss my Lone Star ass. #txlege www.dailymail.co.uk/real-estate/...

I’m 10 shots in to an evening of a lifetime, Boys!

Fuck yea, hell ya boys! Let them know where you are from! Make them read the program and they’ll say say Sudbury or Texas and they’ll say ”of, course” #shoresy #texas Fuckin’ Frogs ! #txlege

In Eight Episodes, Holly Hunter is the greatest Starfleet Captain of all f’n time. #startrek

San Antonio, Texas Born Marine, Juan Jose Valdez, was an American Hero #txlege www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/u...

What’s this un-Texan horseshit that a guy FROM NEW YORK CITY decides who my Senate candidate is! F that! NEW YORK CITY DONT GET TO CHOOSE MY HOT SAUCR AND IT SURE DOESNT PICK WHO SIT IN SAM HOUSTON’s SEAT. THis is so disrespectful to every Texas primary voter! Sit down bus driver! #txlege #texas

I’m so old I once spent Primary Night with Delwin Jones as a Democrat #txlege

RUT-ROH! Man, that is some wizard level dumbassery by these two political 4-D chess players. Also love the Soprano’s homage to “Pie O My” (ironically forgetting that the horse was set afire and f’n burned to the ground) by the dumbass chief of staff. #txlege

Dear @elainegodfrey.bsky.social , On behalf of all Lubbockites, we appreciate you taking time to visit Prairie Dog Town. on behalf of the Hib City, please come back to see Buddy Holly’s grave, the 1st location of Stubb’s BBQ, and enjoy the Allsup’s burrito.

This article states 2 important truths @lmcgaughy.bsky.social & @texasmonthly.bsky.social taught me: 1)A good reporter has and keeps receipts; and 2)Lubbock’s top tourist attraction is Prairie Dog Town-then Buddy Holly’s grave & the 1st Stubb’s BBQ #txlege www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

See, it’s a historical fact-the little ladies just can’t run Texas without the help of men as principled as Pa Ferguson. I wonder how it will turn out for her. Edith Wilmans, the 1st woman elected to #txlege will also run in 1926

GIANT is 70 years old! It’s been around for almost 40% of the time Texas has been a state. And the fact that it explains more about this place than any other work SOOO long after it was made is perhaps the most trenchant commentary on how short of a distance we’ve traveled over that time. #txlege

There ain’t nothin’ that will side track the Texas Legislative process faster than feral hogs. Finally, common ground that Texas and Oklahoma can agree on. Do yall’ allow them to be shot from helicopters called “Pork-Choppers”? Husband/wife hunting trips are a great anniversary gift #txlege

Man, i don’t know what you can say here. He knows he has a wife & 3 daughters, he knows he was a Texas Lawman. Just the saddest thing to see. In the scope of spoken ethically and morally debasing actions of Texas politicians-it’s easily in the Top 20 #txlege www.mediaite.com/politics/hou...

Dear #txlege , Everything old is new again.

The opinion and underlying facts are just disgusting. You can read the opinion here #txlege #appellatelaw www.casemine.com/judgement/us...

100 yrs ago, the Dallas Court of Civil Appeals allowed a 37 year statutory rapist to marry his 14 year old victim in jail (who he had been interfering with for 3 to 4 years) in order to dodge his charges. #txlege #appellatelaw

Jesse Jackson made several trips to Pink Dome. My favorite is the time as a guest of Rodney Ellis, he asked to borrow Ellis’s cell (back in the days when they were rare) & watching Jesse Jackson give a masterclass in banging the phones (as Rodney silently calculated the phone bill) #txlege

In the building, there are only a few people like Gus & Call-but it’s ok to try. Gather everyone, I only want to tell it once- Don't be a surly bartender, don't steal another man’s horse, don't tolerate rude behavior. Make your time here a helluva party. #txlege m.youtube.com/shorts/o6aMl...

May we have the courage of Mox, Billy Bob and the rest of the West Caanan Coyotes to stand up to the Coach Kilmers of this world and their bullshit and hatred and protect those who need it. RIP QB1 #varsityblues