can someone bring me some donuts tysm

what is the worst website and why is it klm.com

friends: this keeps coming up and i need a good answer. what's the north-south version of "bicoastal"? like say if the person you love lives in minnesota and you live in texas. asking for...me

Update: was in fact fantastic. Shout out to Bomb Bomb in Philadelphia

A good sign: Waitress to bartender: dude, last night was so much fun Bartender: oh yeah? Why? Waitress: we were so slammed 🎉

Learn the secrets behind Michelin-starred Texas barbecue with Evan LeRoy (LeRoy and Lewis Barbecue) and Paula Forbes (Texas Monthly) and their cookbook NEW SCHOOL BARBECUE on May 13th at BookPeople! More info + RSVP: www.eventbrite.com/e/bookpeople... @paulaforbes.bsky.social

it took me an embarrassingly long time to complete this, and i picked the restaurants

hello you can WRANGLE SOME WORDS about my best new restaurants list, if you wanna!

is there anything better than sitting on a patio in san antonio on a perfect spring day listening to birds FLIP THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT

excuse me ryan gosling on snl, dawn is the key

important announcement: the band that practices at the house across the street, and is actually quite good, HAS A NEW SONG. i think they've lived there 4 or 5 years and have only practiced the same 10 or so songs the whole time. FIRST NEW SONG!!!

my house is on a corner at a four-way stop sign and the number of cars that simply blow through the intersection at like 40mph is BONKERS there are also speed bumps?!

I’m going down to Austin, Texas, I’m going down to save my soul. Get that barbecue and chili, eat my fill then come back home

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN may i present the best new restaurants in texas

the best thing on the internet is videos of little kids DEMANDING TO WATCH THEIR BAD BUNNY

not me being a baby about the cold and then looking at the temp and it’s 61 😂

the croquembouches in the current season of bridgerton are gonna push me over the edge

i am sorry i just googled "what time is the super bowl" (5:30 ct)

i think the only texas food side effect more prolonged than permanently smelling of post oak smoke is permanently smelling of crab boil

i know there are things going on in the world and believe i am angry about them but new bridgerton. has. frosted croquembouche? is this a pastiche of 2004?

minneapolis i love you <3 <3 be safe yell loud. i hope you have hot cocoa waiting for you at home

minneapolis is hurting. for restaurants, many of which are owned or staffed by immigrants, this situation is catastrophic. please read www.startribune.com/restaurants-...

minneapolis is hurting. for restaurants, many of which are owned or staffed by immigrants, this situation is catastrophic. please read www.startribune.com/restaurants-...

is it ever gonna rain again

i have lived in texas "63° means puffy vest" many years

just throwing butter into pots with absolute abandon right now

my neighbors are playing “throw a football really high up into a tree to knock <object I cannot see> down,” it’s officially Christmas Eve Maybe Santa can give an assist? 😂

also this is a good time to remind folks that IF YOU ARE A COOKBOOK AUTHOR IN OR FROM TEXAS, EMAIL ME i am dying to write about your cookbooks

oh no i have plugged 2026 cookbooks into an edelweiss filter, there goes my afternoon

don't broiled oysters sound nice this time of year?

if you are in line to vote for pet mayor of 37th st STAY IN LINE

there is a line to vote for the pet mayor of the 37th street lights

I see y’all with the housemade chicken nugs and now I am ready for fancy fish sticks

today i will attempt to defeat austin's final boss: getting from lamar and 183 to 10 miles south in Austin by 6:30pm

when the auto transcription software thinks chef is putting obstetric caviar on everything

i have been having a hell of a time finding chives in austin since before thanksgiving, can i blame the chivelord of reddit

I love yarn company marketing emails being like “there’s still time to make holiday gifts” have you met me no there is not

AUSTIN not my usual beat but my mom is coming to town and has requested korean food. she has a seafood allergy. i'd normally do oseyo bc they have a sizable vegan menu but they have an event that night. ideas?

speaking of cookbooks: TIL the legendary japanese culinary academy textbooks are available in english online for free, you are welcome

yes i am silently judging all of your best cookbook lists, emphasis on silently

it is raining. a waymo just drove by my house with its windshield wipers on. why...does a waymo need to use windshield wipers

look i am not saying every austin stereotype is true but sometimes SOMETIMES when a cashier asks you how you're doing and you respond "i'm fine, how are you?" the answer is an unironic "alright, alright, alright"

i am just a girl sitting at a sushi counter by herself the day after thanksgiving tapping on mmlafleur ads on my phone like, oh those are kind of my colors

Houston Chronicle recipe by me from a few years ago! Still hits 🥰

this and darlene love made my entire day. thankful for busta and the turtle boys

it is frankly rude they scheduled the packers game against the dog show 😤

I love when Austin cosplays cold 🥰 (not ironically)

this thanksgiving...maybe some texas wine? if you can find some?

yum

can we bring back blogging i am serious