i want to get top surgery for my birthday

mad that one of my favorite cafes no longer sells my fave treat in a gf version so i'm making it my damn self

my love of hand painted ceramics far outweighs my budget for hand painted ceramics ($0)

is the matcha craze over or should i still feel guilty for buying it?

i need to fuckin make out

never eating again bro

applications open for ppl who wanna hang and talk about feelings and entwine souls

yearning to be cared for softly in the club tonight

love my cats but they have to know i need more than 2 hours of sleep

starting a new organizational diet with a new app, let’s hope it lasts this time <3

i am but the emissary for this system

i have so many questions about what kind of sexual activities you can get up to in a holo deck

ya boys need an internet detox

i need to leave this country bc i want to be able to eat bread

i’m nesting

found a bunch of kids arguing about hygiene in the comments of a scent kink meme post i hate the internet

it’s no shave (my head) november

been attracted to cis men at an alarming rate lately

rating epilepsy a 0/10

i miss sleeping

half of being a social media manager is just blowing up for things that took you 10 minutes to make

i’m going to single-handedly bring back jumpsuits

weird how we’re told not to project queer identities onto ancient people bc “they wouldn’t understand themselves by that label”, and yet we continue to refer to them using modern labels in every other instance

have to listen to music so one of the other guys in my head will stop whining about being bored at work, it’s like giving a toddler an ipad

Strike Force Bowling (2004, PS2)

Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day

aesthetically, being multiple people is horrendous

listening to modest mouse makes me want to chain smoke

puffs on these like a cigar

i should be able to post voice memos here

shoutout to the brief moment last year where i had 420.69 in my bank account

maga tow truck driver didn’t know i am 1 year on t <3

we’re rebranding BEAR WITH US

Tomb Raider (1996, Saturn, PS1, PC)

they’re trying to bring back the dodo, there’s some kinda poem there

i got amwich n oup

in my evil lab mixing my evil concoctions in my evil graduated cylinders and still i go unrecognized by the evil scientific community

been getting really into thinking lately

yeah gimmie the poop drink

clocking in after getting 3 hours of sleep

getting a latte delivered and making curry :D

mold loves me

didn’t know resident evil coined the genre term “survival horror” that’s so sexy

turned my mac mini from 2009 into a retro gaming rig with the power of linux and spite

today is my last day of freedom ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

this flare up has been so bad i might try smoking weed again

he died, god bless

i’ve found that being on the internet is not intolerable bc i care what other people think about me, it’s because i have an insatiable need to defend others from the assholes