Bowling time!!

It’s a cat-Porsche sandwich 🥪 With a good kitty @notafedipromise.bsky.social

Conga time!! #megaplexpicnic

SUPAAAAA SUBAWWWWOOOOO #megaplexpicnic

Also, hi bluers!!! twitter is down and im too giddy to wait to share

"Im gonna take a photo of you" "NO, Im gonna take a photo of YOU" #megaplexpicnic

Just some quickies cause Im super excited to share!!!!! #megaplexpicnic

this was an older one but I still think its relevant

Locked out again for a few more days, back to here for a little while :3

#RECALL: SIG SAUER ROMEO5 Red Dot Firearm Sights due to ingestion hazard; Violations of Reese’s Law for Products with Button Cell Batteries & Child Resistant Packaging. Get free recall kit. CONTACT: 603-610-3000 or www.sigsauer.com Details: cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...

What a gal

Super Subaru!!!

ik they are gonna be crap but Im excited for my megaplex photos to get scanned

Im up in here snuggling

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

Merry Christmas Yall!!!!!!!!!!

I enjoy how my small fuck ups with family get multiplied by them. Literally, a small crass joke made me feel like I ruined the dinner. Gonna drown myself in rum, fucking haaattteee trying to talk with my family

The struggle is real.

Question: do you put cloths in the washer; you turn them correctly, turn inside out, or just toss them ass in?

commission for @nairn.bsky.social!

'Tis the season! 😆

me looking at my bank account after christmas shopping and paying for a vacation site

RRAAAHHH STOP SPOLING THE COMIC

I AM IN LOVE WITH DRAGONS MILK!!!!!

getting freaky tonight

Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer theonion.com/delighted-he...

How it is trying to maintain friendships with furries except it this and than everyone hates everyone else and you wanna be friends with everyone and than you are just left alone cause everyone thinks you hate them

'Tis the season.

The officd is trying to freeze me and I dont appreciate it

An utterly tragic story. This happened outside the US, but this kind of danger exists every time you run a portable generator. Carbon monoxide is a deadly gas you cannot see or smell and one portable generator can produce as much carbon monoxide as *hundreds* of cars. abcnews.go.com/Internationa...

For #wickerwednesday I’m staying indoors for Christmas away from horrible retail customers 🎨 @corginamedbruno.bsky.social

Thank you @sketchywolf.bsky.social and friends for bringing us two modified Mercury Sables. What are the @‘s of the other two people?

am I really getting too old for the modern internet? no Seymour its the children that are wrong

I wanna see disco rollerskating furries in leisure suits

Be careful if you're buying gifts from third-party sellers, vintage stores, or on other secondary markets! Should there be recalled products on the shelves? No. Do they show up occasionally? Yes. 1/2

I remember last weekend some dodo head was bass blasting the wafflehouse. Never wanted to kill a man more in my life than being hungover with friends at a wafflehouse

I’m puppy.

"Darwinism!" "Survival of the fittest!" etc. No. If a person can learn to post, they can learn how to prevent kids and themselves from getting injured by consumer products. Resign our fellow Americans to "Darwinism"? No, friend. Never.

If swallowed, water beads can expand in a child's intestines and cause injuries or death. Do not gift water beads to young children this holiday season.

Cartoon Network posted Morby art

grown ass dog

Oh no

no sleep cause not late for work, arrive to work on time. MY DAMN BOSS AINT HERE

#RECALL: Academy Redfield 12- & 18-Gun Safes. The lock can be opened by unauthorized users, posing a risk of serious injury or death. Get repair or replacement. CONTACT: 888-922-2336, academy.com/product-reca.... Full recall notice: cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...