Starting the week with fire: our set at Summer Breeze 2025 🔥. #MetalMonday #MusicMonday youtu.be/x1HWgl2hD-E

It's finally the time of the year for the new @richardosman1.bsky.social book. Trying not to read it all in one day, will probably last until Satuday at least

10/10 headline. No notes. "Fish Buttholes May Be The Reason We Now Have Fingers, Study Finds" www.sciencealert.com/fish-butthol...

Great to see @thetomcampbell.bsky.social on the news, and he had to end with "Love you, bye" to prove it was him. www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Ac...

Wordsworth called Byron ‘coarse’ and ‘epigrammatic’, ‘a panderer to the basest artistic urges’ and secretly insane. Byron referred to Wordsworth simply as ‘Turdsworth’.

ALEXA SHOW ME HANDSOME INDY WRESTLING COMMENTATORS @vedascott.bsky.social @northwrestling.bsky.social

Happy Birthday Dean Devlin @electricentertainment.com #RealMastermind #HeadLibrarian

Man, I love Jamie’s voice. And face. And playing. This was a fun moment on a fun night a lonnng time ago. #JamieCullum Friday Night with Jonathan Ross - BBC One, 2009, Series 17: Episode 8. #DigitalHouseOfTimothy #Backstory

Dice, dice, dice... make a girl go crazy 😵‍💫 (this is an unhinged rewrite of Lizzo's "Boys")

It is a big commitment 😅

Disclaimer xkcd.com/3126/

This made me laugh. And then I sat and thought about it. This is correct.

Yup

Great episode by @hawkconservancy.bsky.social youtu.be/KDnfV9MNDg4?...

It's costly being in the members club of @trientertainment.bsky.social‬ as now I feel I have to buy some sitcoms on various streaming platforms to make them easier to watch. I now own Blackadder on VHS, DVD, Bluray and Amazon Prime...... might be my vote for all time now Red Dwarf is out

A couple of great videos on YouTube from @hawkconservancy.bsky.social dropped today. I'm with Cedric on how awesome Tawny owls are, should never be overlooked. youtu.be/XP_Fg6MsZ-M?... www.youtube.com/watch?v=snNV...

#NationalDayOfRockNRoll 🎸 Today we celebrate the music that changed everything! Discworld fans will remember 'Music With Rocks In' from #SoulMusic ... "The #guitar screamed like an angel who had just discovered why it was on the wrong side." — #TerryPratchett 📚 bit.ly/soul-music-d... #Discworld

You blew us away, @hellfest.bsky.social! Thank you for bringing the heat 🥵. For those who've missed it, watch the entire set on YouTube: www.youtube.com/live/dr4GZMB...

Pyramids, released on this day, 1989! "All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.” — #TerryPratchett #Discworld

A very special announcement! We are coming back for Season 2! #TheLibrarians: The Next Chapter on @tntdrama.bsky.social

Just one of my favourite books of all time, have re-read this book countless times

This Leverage Redemption was some nice bits of character work. Feel like we saw a lot of the stuff we miss from the crew with Elliot just wanting to get rest and out of the other peoples conversation the whole episode @christiankane1.bsky.social played it so well. #LeverageRedemption #CloneTownJob

Season 1 Worlds MVP and legendary Fnatic player Shushei passed away yesterday, his family have confirmed. As one of the true pioneers of one of the greatest esports titles, he paved the way for millions of others. RIP and fuck cancer. #lolesports #esports #leagueoflegends #LEC

RNG now to possibly be eliminated for the rest of year, who'd have guessed it woud be their play rather than their business practises. I find myself strangly hoping for OMG success at this point as it will mean RNG failure. #LPL

The professor at the Naval academy calling out an admiral. The judge in Wisconsin refusing to hold court. Greg in IT at Social Security forcing DOGE to literally drag him from his chair. American heroes showing true bravery while Senators shrug saying "what do you want us to do, we're scared"

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

1776: Look, we are going to war against Europe's greatest army and probably be hanged because we think the one thing you should never do is let the unelected richest guy run the government. 2025: Man, thank God the unelected richest guy is here to tell us what to do with the government!

Deeply Serious PPgod Casting @initialise.bsky.social @raafaacasts.bsky.social #lolesports #leagueoflegends #lpl #esports

Favourite line from Leverage Redemption Season 3 so far "..of course it is, because US isn't so much a country as a giant ponsi scheme" #LeverageRedemption

Leverage: Redemption Season 3: Trailer, Paris Heist, air date, plot, & more www.technadu.com/leverage-red...

Today’s vague thing to be angry about: Places that claim to be pubs or bars but in reality turn out to be restaurants. A dirty trick to play on a travelling comedian.

What’s worse is standing at a bar, ordering a drink and getting the response, “Do you have a table booked?”

LPL IS BACK TODAY! Split 2 Day 1 Group A Bo1’s WBG v EDG WE v BLG EDG v WE BLG v WBG WBG v WE EDG v BLG English Cast with @initialise.bsky.social on our usual sites!

Remember, if you are wishing COVID-19 a happy birthday, you need to sing for roughly half as long as it takes to wash your hands

If they don't call it asp-irin then everyone involved will have wasted their time

Everyone talks about China nicking American ideas, but as far as I can tell China thought of having an insane Cultural Revolution wayyyy before the USA caught up

Had a fabulous day at the @hawkconservancy.bsky.social! It was amazing to hear about their conservation work & see all of the birds, especially this little burrowing owl & plus the incredible sight of the enormous cinereous vultures nesting! 🖤

Got my scam stuff mystery box today and only one duplicate from the box I ordered in 2021 (and as they're a trick that gets used up I take that as a 100% win). Loving one item in particular which alone would cost half the value I think. Thank you @shwood.com

and I know people will take this as lol Emily laneswap enjoyer) I find it funny how anti-laneswap people are when placed side-by-side with fearless since there are just certain champions who will get destroyed in lane that lane swaps solved for (making more interesting comps).

This #WorldWildlifeDay we're highlighting some of the ways we're investing in our planet 🌍🦉 By investing in us through visits, donations and support, you're investing in a better future for birds of prey. Thank you 💚 Support our work: www.hawk-conservancy.org/support-us/

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

Now *this* is a sense of humour in adversity.

Rousseau would have been a great blogger I think.

literally every time I talk to friends

I stand with Ukraine.

Introducing Stilton the Steppe Eagle! 🦅 He's a very chatty chap, so make sure you swing by his aviary to say hello on your next visit. 🌍 Steppe Eagles are an Endangered species of bird of prey, and sadly it's estimated that populations have declined by around 60% since 2010.

It's possible to win a game of Monopoly after only four turns. Tonight we'll be looking at all types of VICTORY in a brand new episode of QI with Sandi, Alan, Rob Beckett, Daliso Chaponda and Lara Ricote! BBC Two, 9pm.