Just some silly ass spooky stuff now that we're in October. Cuz If the insta people must be subjected, then so shall YOU.

You look skinny.. yeah I know you're trying but you need to eat. C'mere, pull up a chair and you can tell me what's going on while we peruse the local mat of advertising.

Hey peeps, many library cards will give you free access to Kanopy! Here are some horror movies they have in their library: The Vourdalak, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, Train to Busan, Exhuma, Oddity, Let the Right One In, The Wicker Man, Birth/Rebirth, Titane, Starve Acre, Ganja & Hess.

My content? It's free but its Just me telling you how proud I am of you while I slowly bleed from my ears. It's wholesome. Little spicy.

A forest foliage colored friend

Thar be fungus among us!

Watching the 90s Addams Family and suddenly your heart breaks knowing you have a brother out in the world who would never hold a seance if you we're lost.

Guess I'll sleep when im..something something

Weird how the wallets always empty before October even starts.

This praline whiskey says you taste like boring

Your sleep paralysis demon doesnt do a deranged twerking lap dance on your chest? (long drag) Be alot cooler if it did...

The great raptor-ture?

It's been too busy of an Autumn Equinox here to really celebrate and enjoy. I hope yours was smooth and comfortable, reminding you why this is our favorite time of year.

The face you make when you're trying to make a STUPID silly spooky video and get a black eye from a skeleton.

It doesn’t matter what your gender is, your race, your sexual orientation or age or economic background or religious belief, we are all united by one thing: Our excitement for glow-in-the-dark stuff.

Even the spiders are helping to decorate for Halloween. It's Time. (PS, LOOK at the size of this guy!)

The SOBs DID IT! 90s Halloween Sound LIVES AGAIN!

Nope, I retract that. Not sure it conveys what im aiming for.

Don't worry, EVERYthing iS weIRD!

"I'll tell YOU WHen ivE HAD enouGH!" was a real quote today when a dumb ass coworker said i didn't need more coffee.

I made jambalaya again and it was delicious. I think i have a problem.

This one's for you, lovers youtu.be/D7heQB5ST3g?...

Powerful Purple Hued Portion of Palatable Halloween Goodies! And non Purple ones too! It's Beautiful.

Tremendous art from a Wonderful Person Alert! Go lend a hand, just in time for spooky season

Ah yes. It's that part of September where I break from hospital ptsd and then I gather up the pieces and cement over that shit for the rest of the year. Oh joy.

Oh .. oh no

My Literal Soul for the next 2 Months

Scenes from a fleeting summer

Hey yo, I make the nice ziti yeah?

Escaping the island and heading into work for "labor day" weekend. Oh sweet irony. Be safe out there, all.

"Thanks for working so hard in this new position, but its going to slow down and we'll need you back where you were...at the old pay rate." Ah yes. Of course. Silly me.

"No Mr Belvedere, Don't Touch Me There!" and other failed spinoffs

KEEP YA GODDAMN EYES PEELED

Come on over n sit a spell, its still going strong and its a nice night. How ya been?

(Feels the slightest 65F breeze. Dons his cap and sweater to quietly smoke his pipe and have a pint in a quiet, time worn tavern by lantern light.) Well, thank fuck.

Delivering multiple dolls to one house from the Annalee Doll company. Nothing Creepy or Suspicious about that.

IT BEGINS

Oh no, someone turned OFF @therealelvira.bsky.social ! I didn't think it was possible!

How do you all possibly keep eating at McDonald's for these toys without getting an extreme case of........... THE RUNS?!

Hi guys and gals! It's Wednesday, Let's kick back with a cocktail and SCreAM inTO ThE VoiD!

Just a little peek into things here. Crickets, frogs, moonlight over the marshes and bay. Not much to some but....it's home.

Kill It With Fire

Didn't spot the local rare bird tonight in our travels. Failing my Nigel Thornberry Era.

Feeling OLD today. It isnt often, but im tired and I've never liked having it creep up on me. HOWEVER, this is all after swinging a sledge to breakup concrete, move it, repour, repaint some interior, cleanup the yard, and strip a metal wagon in 8 hours. Stiiiilllll got it.

I fukkin hope so

I made a smol friend today and his name is SKWISHY and I love him

Listed fucko, im sunburnt and exhausted from hauling around people's crap all day. Be nice or Fuck Off