going to ShopRite in south jersey before the eagles playoff game is a special kind of torture

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

I need a shock collar or something to zap me when I’ve read too much depressing news for the day

wake up in the morning everyday and feel like screaming 🙂‍↔️✨

retail therapy for the soul

definitely was not mentally prepared enough for how busy work would be today 🫠

welp a week of my child coughing directly into my face seems to have caught up with me 🫠

If ever there were a year that this was more accurate...

I think I’m burnt out from 2026 already

all the Jamie Campbell Bower Vecna thirst trap TikTok’s are sending me but they’re so correct

2026 resolution: be kinder to myself. turning 35 this year… soo will be challenging myself to not feel old

First Godzilla Illustration of 2026

managed a couple nice hours into 2026 until a breaking news headline brought me back to reality

me and who

omg lmaoo

I need to be here 😫

how to keep toddler boys entertained during the winter when I don’t want to be outside: a memoir

my child lives off babybel cheese to the point he may be formed of 90% cheese

my husband got me a steam deck for Christmas so we have been trying to figure out phasmo together. at this point @devilligan.bsky.social and Clym have made it look easy we are so bad at this 😅😂

Merry Christmas here’s my cat in a bag ♥️🎄🐈

gunna watch Jake Paul getting knocked out on repeat for my mental health

why didn’t I take today off work like the rest of the world apparently 🥲 send help

I think I’d feel unstoppable if I was ever not too lazy to utilize false lashes

It’s been 11 years to the day since I visited the Stanley Hotel 👻 one of my favorite weekend trips ever

I am getting all my Christmas shopping done today (saying this to hold myself accountable)

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. (Going with #2 movie #1 must not be named)

when you text your friend for encouragement but you remember you’re too similar

Become ungovernable

everyday I debate with myself whether I should get bangs 😖

how do I just go about my life with no divinity release date available siiigh this is how I felt when bg3 first got announced 😂

Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

I am queen of eating snacks that will give me tummy aches

WAKE UP DEAD MAN may be my favorite KNIVES OUT movie. It is wildly ambitious, with Rian Johnson using the structure & pleasures of a locked door mystery to say something about the state of faith in America right now. That something? People should choose mercy & grace instead of rage and vengeance.

help

omg guys it snowed

I live in fear of being in one of those nostalgia tiktok videos of someone’s high school yearbook

I’m fucking seated

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LARIANNNN AHHHHH

still metal as fuck, I say to myself while blowing my nose for the 293849297394 time

my gen z coworker just asked me what I meant when I typed “lotr” to her in our work chat, I’m not sure I can recover from this

@terryenby.bsky.social I got the terry pratchett cow book and since I have no self control I didn’t wait till christmas. so currently watching my husband being forced to read his 3rd rendition as the toddler holds him hostage signing “again” every time he finishes it 😂

anyone else get goosebumps when treebeard announces the last march of the ents and that music starts up or is it just me #lotr

alright well, bring her back was kinda meh.. but that’s one movie crossed off

called out sick and dying of the plague, what horror movie should I watch to catch up on my ever growing list? hmmmm

merry crisis

my jobs systems have been down the whole morning so far

why is this week 12 years long