Bad Bunny literally says “selfie, say cheese.” in english what the fuck else do you turds want? You complain when you can understand the lyrics, when you can’t. There’s no pleasing the constantly aggrieved Right.

GINGER BOWL: Maye Vs Darnold

1I/'Oumuamua (2017) and 3I/ATLAS (2025) would never!

Every four years, it’s my time to shine

Democrats need to weight the presidential primaries on vote margins within the electoral college. So called swing states should rightfully get more of a say in the game. Democrats going all in on electoral college mathing might actually lead towards the elimination of the electoral college.

Every Uber pickup I’ve done in the last 6 months (only about 5?) has been late. Like it’s at least 5 minutes off from the estimate. Either riders aren’t showing up on time so they juice the estimates, or they juice them because they want to lock riders in once they agree to the fare.

DE-ICE? ANTI-ICE? Yes please.

There are no Qanon ICE agents who want to defect after the most recent Epstein documents? Not one? I mean I can’t be surprised but like your pedophile boss and his pedophile friends are making you disappear children into camps staffed by pedophiles and you’re cool with that?

I’ve cracked the code of Chicago/central Illinois thin crust pub pizza. What a delight.

Kirk’s death got a bunch of normal people fired but Good and Pretti’s deaths are going to get a bunch really bad people fired. We cannot stop there though. Justice requires these monsters never interact with society again.

Seize Zuckerberg’s Hawaii compound, and Facebook. 😂

If It Happens before mass pardons can go out signed, Congress must occupy Vance with fascism keys and impeach and remove.

Pardons are only covered by the US Constitution. Not state laws and certainly not international laws. Good luck to you fascists. The children of your victims or the victims themselves being children, will hunt you until you leave the earth.

I brought handwarmers to Christmas this year and handed a couple packs out to everyone because I bought 3 boxes on clearance at Costco last year. The price was simply too good (and I forgot I bought them and didn’t need that many ever).

Charge Kyle Rittenhouse with Conspiracy to defraud the government and a few others along with Nicholas Black for the straw purchase of that firearm. Rittenhouse and Black conspired to lie on that ATF (the same crime Hunter Biden committed). Both men under oath admitted to the crime.

Getting so mad you have to press 1 for English on a phone call that you vote in a tyrannical fascist government that will murder its own citizens rather than just pressing 1 and moving on with your day pretty much sums up an entire generation

They sprayed his eyes with chemical irritants an said he was resisting because he was grabbing at his eyeballs which were burning?!?

These people must never be let back out into society.

Buddy, I’m from the future. Believe it or not, it gets worse for everyone after you.

It’s so funny that the evil billionaires in popular media from the last 30 years were so secretive and shadowy while putting on a humanitarian face à la Bill Gates but in reality they all are now like “Eugenics is real and good. You should be forced at gunpoint to sign up for my computer program.”

US pardons mean nothing outside the US. Extradition for trials must be a promise of every Democrat running in 2028.

So Republicans (and rich liberals) will bitch about forgiving student loans but this is cool?!? God I hate so much about this place I love so much.

Listen, if we don’t arrest 5yo kids, how are we going supply the ICE pedophile prisons with children? Betcha didn’t think about that, didja lib?!?

Guys, we still a Space Force. Trump never jokes. When he gets the things he wants, everyone just keeps them around like they are normal.

I can’t go to the grocery store alone right now because ICE is racially profiling and abducting people who aren’t white

Trump’s going after Norway, and I’m guessing Chile soon, for being two of the tallest, skinniest countries and distracting from our Big Beautiful Country (BBC). Many people are calling USA a BBC on this Big Beautiful World. Trump was then overheard wanting to ensure all Politicians Are White Guys?

There is no better example of right-wing propaganda than this

@spacecowboy17.bsky.social For You feed is so good. I’m constantly amazed by how good it is.

Theft is wrong. These should be found in a sock drawer after grandpa passes, like discovering that grandpa was a Nazi who escaped Mossad.

My mom passed from lung cancer last month at 64 years old after an 18 month battle. Scott Adams’s death from cancer at 68 takes a little bit of the sting off though. Here’s a guy with every advantage and money at his disposal and even he missed a diagnosis until it was too late.

A modern Count of Monte Cristo set 10 years from today of a young man sent to CECOT and he comes back to happen to everyone still breathing from this administration who was responsible for his kidnapping, deportation, and imprisonment because the libs in power tomorrow won’t actually do anything…

Did Matt Stone and Tre Parker know the whole time that tree-fiddy and perfidy were the same thing?!? I have to know now.

Why haven’t Canadian humanitarian observers crossed the border to observe the ongoing situation in Minneapolis?

Every ICE guy thinks of themselves as an Eddie Blake from Watchmen: a violent, cigar-chomping, and nihilistic antihero (who the audience learns is also a racist sexist rapist but society keeps them around for some reason).

AI CEOs were certain Trump would crash the economy so they could blame their promises not being met on the crash and Trump. When it didn’t happen, they just kept dumping more money into the problem. “Oh, the plagiarism CSAM machine was so very close to changing the world! Dangit! Bailout plz!!”

I’m guessing Trump’s on a secret anti-dementia med that is still in clinical trials and he is experiencing the “in rare cases” side effects. Probably hastening his decline. They cannot admit it because it would be terrible for him, Republicans, and whatever big pharmaceutical company makes it.

My 8yo is pretty damn smart but the Meta Quest 3 might be the most frustrating interaction we’ve ever had. She wants to master it but it is so clunky and impossible for me to help in real time. I can pull up the app and see what she’s seeing but it’s nothing like an iPad or Xbox.

Annexing Greenland, while tragic and awful, would probably put a cap on this whole thing. It’s a thing so crazy they cannot sell it to the pre-assisted living home boomers who voted for him. And JD Vance has zero juice. Almost as off putting as Ted Cruz and that’s saying a whole hellavalot.

This is murder by an ego injured man who shouldn’t be walking the streets free ever again. His father calls him a Conservative Christian and that he couldn’t be more proud of him.

Pekin, Illinois mentioned! Look up the racist history of Pekin and you might start to understand why this father is very proud of his son.

It should go without saying, but if there was video of Mike Brown’s murder, it would show the cop was the aggressor. Even with all the camera angles, conservatives still lie about the facts so what do they do when the only surviving witness is the murderer? You guessed it.

Murder.

Is Hawaiian Independence happening?

America is spending untold money building “data centers” and we have to steal Greenland now?!? There’s a 99% chance there’s a secret meteor on its way to Earth in the next 18 months and they’re gonna eugenics the bunkers.

I’m shocked Bari Weiss hasn’t scrubbed this from the internet. youtu.be/SjscskqLx0U?...

Ashli Babbitt truthers are incredible because she was climbing through a broken glass window when she was repeatedly warned not to or she would be shot and she got shot and it’s all on video and there’s nothing to dispute but they still dispute it wasn’t her fault.

We should have known the Epstein files weren’t going to be released when Bill Clinton demanded they release them in full, knowing full well they wouldn’t.

Did you or someone you know ever wind up on America’s Funniest Videos? I knew one family in our suburb who got 3rd for a video of a piece of trash they thought was a crocodile? I can’t remember but AFV thought it was funny. 🤷

I’m just glad Scott Adams is still alive to witness the America First Maduro attack.