Taking a heroic dose of beef brisket today. Wish me luck. I’ll see you on the side.

Injecting Testosterone into murder drones to improve performance, much to the chagrin of the drone engineers who all know future wars are won by drones not covered in grey market testosterone, but rather won drones designed and quality tested by normal nerds who aren’t obsessed with testosterone.

In their march to the sea, Sherman’s men killed any bloodhounds, mastiffs, or any other dog that looked like it could track runaway slaves. Sorry, pups, it wasn’t your fault you were created for evil deeds, but you had to go anyway.

I Think You Should Leave And Run For Congress. Also Detroiters Was A Documentary.

I 100% agree with the victims but oh my god shitty Video Editors, please stop using horrifically bad noise cancellation plugins. It makes it seems like these women are AI from 12 months ago and can ruin public perception unfortunately.

These are Clark’s beeswax chuckas. My pair had the soles separate from the upper on the last leg a business trip. Had to walk back to my car exactly like this in winter. But this guy appears to have sewn a piece of leather to the bottom. So. Fucking. Odd.

Fill your garage with Hogwater.

It brings me no joy to report I got the sickest tattoo today. Ok, I brings me a lot of joy. Look at this sick fucking ink. Thanks to Hannie Trollmaster Tattoos tattooing today in Peoria, IL out of In Bloom Tattoo Collective. You can normally find Hannie at Dekalb Tattoo Company in Dekalb, IL.

Workshopping a new guy to laugh at: Warfighter with a hurt tummy

Now that the conservatives have obliterated any political power of the southern states, can we weight democratic presidential primaries based upon relevance in the Electrical College in the last 3 or 4 elections?

I regret to inform you this album feels good. #kanye

Happy Normal Father’s Day to all my normal fathers. And a very shitty Weird Father’s Day to Elon Musk and Donald Trump and the rest of them.

The back walls?

Julia Roberts: Renee Nicole Goode is not a symbol. She is an American woman, a queer woman who was doing the very best she could do to be good in an unjust world. And I am honored to celebrate her life and her legacy tonight, because the life she gave is our responsibility to carry.

Arriving in hell and being greeted by your caseworker, the demon who made Tim Cook and Apple switch to fabric weave charging cables, and thus the rest of the industry. You know you’re in for it.

Has a Silicon Valley turd stolen @maklelan.bsky.social ‘s work and created a model based on his scholarship and social media? “And the fit for this stolen content has been…”

Trump’s fall campaigns are going to be glorious. Dolly that brain on stage and play the hits!

It’s a beautiful day, Bluesky is open, and people are having a wonderful time.

If we ban guns, all of America becomes The Ballroom.

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

I’ve tried several flavors of AI and it never cites stuff or has footnotes. How hard is it to add a superscript 1, 2, etc. to your hallucinations? I was at the thrift store and tried to get Gemini to describe a painting and it went on a wild hallucination about how I just found a rare piece of art.

Growing up evangelical, I used to think “No way could the Left Behind series happen. Normal people would be like “Holy shit, this guy’s the Antichrist.” Revelation isn’t a prediction like evangelism preaches, but it’s insanely crazy to me now since news media is like “Trump says normal things.”

Jesus on the cross, begging his father to build the ballroom.

Actual Batman vs Nolan's Batman An absolute soul-crushing abomination. Stripping all color, joy, and life from breathtaking media and replacing it with drab, gray sludge. This isn't art. It's cultural vandalism and aesthetic terrorism.

Trump gathered all of the very worst people in the country in one place and got them to break a million laws and then pardoned all of them, and now local law enforcement has to go get them one by one as they commit new crimes.

AI cannot watch film. Machine vision can analyze every frame. It can tell you every technical aspect of every frame, how long cuts last and scenes and structure. But it cannot watch. It cannot enjoy the holistically experienced film. It can regurgitate criticism though.

Happy Mother’s Day! I’m spending it bribing @bencollins.bsky.social to get Peoria mentioned a little bit more. It’s all kinda all we have down here.

Man, Trump really hates his base.

Guys, is it good for the economy to put 14 gallons of $4.94/gal of gas on a 30.74% interest credit card with only $150 open on the balance? Asking for a not me…

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Here’s how the AI Boom, such as it is, has impacted my life: it has been used as an excuse to lay off my friends for bot equivalents that never came. It has made mass culture and art immeasurably worse. I have a stalker with AI psychosis. So, no, I don’t more data centers. I want less of all that.

Just finished Children of Strife and was pleased to hear @aptshadow.bsky.social only listed BlueSky as his social media.

Broke wedding vow: I will always remember to smile with you. Bespoke wedding vow: I will never publicly reveal I test your vagina flora, nor share the results.

Aliens gifting us technology like me blowing a dandelion into the breeze.

Bilateral carpal tunnel surgery. Chooses local anesthesia only. Feels surgeon cutting extremely thick Neanderthal ligaments. Celebrates emancipation from this prison by driving myself home.

in a very real way every cybertruck sale is a fire sale

Is there a fire sale on Cybertrucks? I’ve seen so many today. 🤔

What are the odds I can safely drive from Arizona to Illinois tonight if Trump nukes Iran? I won’t wait to fly back tomorrow.

Donald Trump hold a physical copy of today’s newspaper above his head challenge

They’re keeping him on life support until tomorrow to let him die on Easter. They are so pissed it wasn’t Good Friday though.

Hell yeah this museum rocks.

Saw a pickup truck with a shit ton of rebar on a roof rack with the license plate of COONCRT and I made my daughter look at read it out loud to acknowledge how much joy it brought me to see a functional vanity plate.

Drag Pam Bondi back in front of Congress to answer for the DOW being at 45 now.

Democrats should go all in on national voter ID, but force the federal government to fund state records research for missing birth certificates and whatnot. States could get grants to update archives. It would be an economic boost.

Footage coming in showing that Kat Abughazaleh has removed her silver medal.

just mentioning that iran shut down the strait of hormuz not the gay of hormuz, happy pride

What if we kissed on the couch by the painter of light?

OPERATION EPICURY