Filed for future use.

Arsenal taking the lead right after Louisville equalizes against the Spirit:

LFG Spirit!!

Stanisic putting his head in his hands because he thought he fucked up the pass, followed by putting his head in his hands because he can't believe what he's just seen is *chef's kiss*

Apropos of absolutely nothing: Glen Powell is not very charismatic and I find him to be an extremely boring lead actor

Nick Woltemade looks like a stretched out version of Anthony Gordon

Check swing calls being completely vibes based is very funny

Arsenal are so good at set pieces they're now scoring from opponent's long throws

Worst part about living in DC is the unannounced flyovers that make you wonder if there was a huge explosion somewhere

Arsenal are set piece FC (complimentary) Spurs are set piece FC (derogatory)

Palace led the league in xG, shots, and big chances coming in to today. Arsenal limited them to seven shots for a combined .47 xG today. This defense is unreal.

Not sure about taking using the double yellow lines on roads as inspiration for your kits like City seem to have done

Overall I think Gyokeres has played pretty decently this season but I can't help imagining what Mateta looks like in this team as I watch him wrestle with Saliba and Gabriel.

The way they freeze frame a slight touch on the ball that happens after he hits Saka's knee is a guarantee they're overturning it

Is this the first ever underperforming xG + hat trick combination

What an incredible double whammy

Throwing home has got to be one of the worst decisions of the season

ABSOLUTE CINEMA. A moment for THAT Rosemonde Kouassi game-winner 🎥

Szoboszlai getting a yellow effectively because he kicked the ball too hard is very unlucky but also very funny

Fernandes doesn't look at the ball once when going in on Saka there

"clear and obvious" mistakes my ass

Watching Match of the Day and there were literally 7 Brentford players charging into the box before Sesko and Mbuemo half-heartedly jog in. Not often I think a team's main issue is effort but this is Sunday league stuff

Martinelli hearing Arsenal fans say he's done every time he doesn't start for 3 games

it's unfair that Liverpool have plot armor

Arsenal are set piece FC (complimentary) Spurs are set piece FC (derogatory)

If Gyokeres can keep doing this against teams of Forest's level, he's gonna score plenty

People talk about Arteta loving DMs but not how he turned Xhaka, Rice, Merino, and now maybe Zubimendi into goal scoring midfielders 🤔

Timber-Nwaneri-Madueke is the new White-Ødegaard-Saka

Calafiori already with a couple pre-assists with balls over the top this season 👀

Every new striker transfer makes the Gyökeres deal look better in comparison

In all sincerity, the lack of urgency DC residents are feeling from electeds at all levels is incredibly disheartening. Yes, we keep us safe, but it might be nice if it felt like anyone else was actually trying.

Gyök heard you were talking shit

Counter pressing goal alert

That's an outrageously good header from Timber

Need a good soccer writer to do a deep dive on bogey teams and why/how they're a thing

"Technically offside, the worst kind of offside" Pretty sure that's the Futurama quote

Probably the closest we'll ever get to another Sol Campbell situation so Eze is already a hero if this happens

Realizing I'm twice as old as Max Dowman

Chloe Kelly breaking out Thierry Henry's corner flag celebration, that's Arsenal heritage

Analyst Me has some doubts about squad-building, risk, and expenditure. Fan Me has that fucking nerd in a headlock and is telling him to touch grass.

Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.

Arsenal fans gain Mamdani, lose Partey, what a week

If an unnamed Premier League midfielder does leave an unnamed Premier League club, it's because they couldn't agree a contract that suits both parties. I won't forget that and I hope the wider fanbase are louder and more organised if a situation like this ever comes around again.

If you want to stay intellectually honest, you must constantly interrogate your own priors. Revising your opinions is a sign of intelligence, not of weakness. To that note, I did some thinking over the weekend, and I suddenly, and powerfully, think Thomas Frank is Bad.

Reject Any Partey Extension

Renée Slegers statue outside the Emirates when

Stay calm stay calm stay calm stay calm

Between 4th and 7th from 10am-5pm!

A big "fuck that" from me.