What's that?

Catwoman impregnated me once.

Y'all need help delivering a baby? I can birth things.

Man, oh man, you're the guy of my dreams.

How can it be a change for worse when they've just earned a sparring partner for life to improve their skills? Would he mind if he used a chainsaw?

Hi, sailor! Do you wanna brawl and deepen our budding bond?

Daredevil sounds fun to fight with.

Your fault for having such a confusing and common name.

I didn't hit my growth spurt until I was like... Seventeen.

He wants dinner too

// my computer died before I could get to the other accs so that's a sign for me to go to sleep

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓: ⠀ ⠀— 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖔. ⠀ ⠀

The owl does not concern itself with water on a sitting duck.

Don't look. I'm living my dream free from your judgements.

Where's other me, I need to test something out.

The hand finally grabs him, and just as he's about to slice at it with a knife or unload a mag in its wrist, he feels his arms go limp. There's a tickling in his forehead — he knows his skin is breaking and new bone is growing, but it barely hurts, healing fast.

A force is trying to nab him, to turn him into a Halloween creature. But he still has a date with Catwoman and he would like to see her boobs without turning into a werewolf, so he zig zags around the godly hands that try to grab him.

Another day where I haven't used my Chainsaw for killing purposes. Dude, this sucks.

My "someone discussed Vaporeon without me" senses are tingling.

“Nah, dude. I'll pay you, no worries. Just get some good action shots of me, I'm gonna climb up that ladder and jump down so you can catch my flight and landing.”

“Thanks, I made it myself. It's likely the best costume in the world, has absolutely no flaws or weak points. I'm making a website to announce myself in, so people can send in requests for me to go and deal with law breakers.”

“Can you take some sick pictures of me for my website?”

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ

( @clickplanet.bsky.social ) Staring.

YOU CAN'T, THERES A GRADE TINFOIL LINING ON MY MASK MOTHERFUCKER! NOW LET ME LATCH ONTO YOUR BELLY WITH MY CHAINSAW.

JUST DO IT, LETS KILL IT!

You tell me!

// i need everyone to know where this reference comes from but I can't upload videos here for some reason and it's PMO

YOU GO, RAINBOW!

Organ Ally!

But the news covering it don't know that. It's a speciest and homophobic crime now.

Whatever gender you wanna be, bud, we support you. Ally!

Guys, we can't kill it, it's Queer. It would be a hate crime.

Huh. So you're genderfluid.

“Roy Tillman from Fargo.”

QUICK, GIVE ME A FLYING RIDE, DROP ME ON TOP OF HIM AND ILL SAW HIM IN HALF!

COME BACK, COWARD! ( Chasing after it with a chainsaw. )

Good thing I lined my mask with tinfoil paper so no alien life can get to me.

YES, HAHA! THE MOST POWERFUL! I HAVE A CHAINSAW AND YOU DON'T, IDIOT.

( Chainsaw revving sound )

Lemme kill it lemme kill it pleASE OH PLEASE LEMME KILL IT

Alien? Kill alien? Kill alien WITH CHAINSAW?

-𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙤𝙣."