Yeah! It's my best friend's best friend.

Oh. That. See, I wanted to see if I can reach the top of the building. I'm looking for my friend Eagly, and I know eagles nest high up. I just hadn't thought the building would have been this tall!

[ Takes the palm, steps in, puts both hands on his waist. ] Aaah. Nice crib. This your place?

I'm coming for you.

It's gonna remain a mystery, because you don't want me in your club.

You don't want me to fall! That'll forever be in your conscience, Doggy.

DOGGY! DOGGY, OPEN THE WINDOW!

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.

[ Clinging to the window sill with the tips of his fingers. ]

Well, you stuffy rich assholes can stick that club where the sun doesn't shine if you don't want my awesome book recs. Your loss.

Hey! Hey! [ Knock knock knocking ]

What about during an Unnamed World Pandemic? You guys wore masks then, right? This is no different.

[ Knocking on the window. ]

I'm not unmasking for a book club! That's so unfair! Why can't I join masked?

Fuck that club.

Yeah? I don't like the assumption that I can't.

But can I join the club? I got great book recs, guys.

Club? Can I join? I wanna join a club.

Can you prove to me that he didn't?

As Albert Einstein once said, don't bite the hand that fingers you.

Science grows at a breakneck speed because who would have thought they'd come up with a seed super enough to do whatever it is a superseed does? I bet it grows instantaneously into spaghetti bowls. That would be pretty super.

THAT'S Aquaman's son?? Dude... Who is his mom? Dolphin? Moray? Manta ray?

The... The what? What green? In the walls? Leave, it's led paint!

Then, if you're not speaking literally you should really let it be known. It causes confusion.

Yeah, yeah. @sharpshooting.bsky.social tell him.

Who the fuck is that? Nonono, I'm the one wingmanning, not you. This is MY wingman experience. Besides, I'm already excelling at my job. I already found someone with a red motif, Thank You Very Much.

Okay, okay. I got just the person, and I think I already did my job because they'd fuck you in a heartbeat. Said you're hot as fuck and all.

Got it right under control. What are your preferences? Color palette, gender, political affiliations. Just let me know.

Kyle, is it? Do you want me to wingman for you? I can do wings very well.

Empathy? Pfffffffttttttt, please. Who wanna see me shoot that bottle over there while I do a handstand? Now that's kinky.

Seductive Sunday is apparently where you post your best angles, and my best angle is with a chainsaw.

❝ 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆. . . ❞

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No, it's not. It's a multitrillion company that monopolises our entire lives on the internet and uses our data to bleed us dry of money and time.

Mmmm, I don't think you're right.

That's the same word.

Stretching.

A snack cake with a cream filling.