📲: You never told me 💔 📲: Is he scary? 📲: Also, do you want coffee?

There's an intern who carries around a polaroid in the office and I think I want to get one.

He's a busy man!

▶︎ •၊၊||||။၊|• ( "Okay, quick question while I get coffee... So you're telling me, a few weeks ago, you were on paid leave? Doing WHAT in GOTHAM? Out of all places?" )

// i'm eepy again

"Mm, yeah. I would argue, HOWEVER! Getting yourself out there is important, pal. I'll help you help people. Not for free though, right now I could be catching news out there..."

Squints. Taking a step back. Another step. Then, he circles the costumed guy. "Awesome costume. I can think of a few cool angles to capture you in—what kind of website?"

Shudders.

Staaaaaring. Eyebrows raised. "Hi. Can I help you?"

UP, UP, AND AWAY, PAL.

WAIT, WAIT. GET ME THERE. MY CAMERA IS READY.

We can be hot together, bro...?

[ Giving thumbs up for Spider-Man! With a hyphen! ]

I LOVE YOU TOO, CLARK!! THANKS FOR COVERING SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS FOR ME LAST THURSDAY!!!

GASP. I'm. Hotter...? Aw, shucks...

Yeah! Go on, take one.

Oh, I have chocolate and peanut butter. Take your pick.

THANKS, JOHNNY. YOU'RE SO COOL! ERR... HOT!

JIMMY, YOU'RE MY 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 BEST FRIEND EVER!

I KNOW. WHY WOULD I EVER MARRY MY BEST FRIEND? THAT'S NOT MY JOB.

Omg Spider-Man.

I LOVE YOU, JOHNNY MY BEST FRIEND!

SNIFFLES. TODAY'S NOT MY MOMENT.

🧍‍♂️

That's good to know. Even horses would take a nap... What about you?

"Look up. It's- 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉!"

Heh. Good to know that I woke up earlier. I mean, it's not like you'd need a horse either.

Where's the horse?

Humming, fixing his bowtie.

// and puter is still updating...

Superman. 🧐

Oh, thanks! It's my baby. I use it for fluff piece though.

A fellow photographer!

♇ᡣ𐭩 A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 A minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 26. Will contain semi-lewd themes; multi-ship.

📸

Not a big fan of flash sometimes.

Dropping his bag and flopping face first to the couch.

This could make a good story. 🧐📸

Superman’s pal, 📷 JIMMY OLSEN 📸

It's me. I dropped my sandwich.

🔴 BREAKING: LOCAL MAN CAUGHT IN SHAMBLES. MORE AT 11.

Since when did Superman grow his hair?

This time I'm just a guy.

😧

Big bat creature. And then there's a small bat that looks like a regular bat. Fruit-eating bat? Vampire bat? I'm not familiar.

SMALL BAT SIGHTING!

Creature.

I'M WORKING, CHIEF!