i will not be voting for newsom in 2028. (if theres even an election, heavily doubt there will be) if you dumbasses put his name on the ballot then im just not voting. quit prioritizing your party over the people.

democrats will ruin your life if you ask them to do more than just condemn people like this

any sensible country would devolve into the medieval age at times like these

sorry maybe this is an unnecessary level of stating the obvious, but sometimes when someone says they don’t think puerto ricans are “american,” it isn’t an opportunity to do a little civics gotcha & tell them about the insular cases. they just mean they think real americans are white.

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

this is why i hate marvel they just be sayin shit and expect me to care

the left notably absent from recent “kill all jews” chant

Liberals like to point at the 2016 Election as where America went wrong because most of them didn’t have an issue with Romney and those spineless bastards would argue against that if they weren’t already busy harassing Middle East voters for not voting for genocide

im sorry but its just survival of the fittest if youre paying hundreds of dollars to file your taxes instead of using freetaxusa

it wasnt sufficient youre just white

if we spent more time mocking people roundly and mercilessly in public for terrible takes, we'd probably have fewer wannabe fascists running around right now too. Ridicule is progress.

im still not over imaginal disk best album of 2024 idc

teachers dont act out of the intention of the rich elite hope this jelks your mind

i started this book last night and im over 200 pages in holy fuck what the fuck i didnt know something this good existed like oh my fucking god????

“i think i did a really good job with that trump derangement syndrome i deserve a sweet treat!” -Eichorn before he tried to have sex with a fucking child

1930s german politician with a suspicious mustache: “we are so back.”

its a war of attrition except the american people were never given the chance to hoard for winter

another year shielded against the devil 😌

whats the point of being american anymore being dead is way more in fashion

Yes yes yes!!

Hideo Kojima is the only cool gamer

“not platforming nazis is just as bad as doing nazi shit”

any light in this dark will be blinding

an all powerful god isnt real because if one was they wouldve sent an angel to kill that fucker elon by now

how does one sleep while working in their sleep

I kind of hate it that I have to make the villain I’m writing more complex than the cartoonish real world villains that are destroying everything.

how did they not do a retake on the daredevil one what the fuck was that uncoordinated mess

the government trending REALLY antiqueer is terrifying im gonna be gay and write a play about it

how is the distant worlds version of you are not alone just that good it doesnt make sense

i love you fredo fabrucci

the cool thing about writing is you get rewarded for being completely unhinged no I don't have a therapist why do you ask

how did we get to the point where people are treating a $50M opening weekend a failure

mewing in my dog's face so she knows I'm incomprehensible

did twitter just get fixed only to break again

so that was confirmation that miquella is saint trina, right

why does wicked look like an amazon prime limited series how do you have that much money and make slop

what the fuck were boxtops

sometimes i wish i was a drug addict or something because then i would have an explanation to all the weird things that i think and do on the regular

wish i was playing dungeons and dragons right now instead of swimming in this MASSIVE pool FILLED TO THE BRIM with SO MUCH PUSSY

sonic makes me happy 🙂

i am excited for madame web to an UNHEALTHY degree. i cannot eat anything without dakota johnson telling me about how he was in the amazon with her mom when she was researching spiders right before she died

no such thing as an ethical billionaire

you ever see something youve never done before and just know youd be the best at it i could absofuckinglutely carve ornate marble statues

did you know? the difference between democrats and republicans is the same as the difference between lowes and home depot

life incarceration should only exist for hate crimes

i do find it a little unfortunate that kissinger died. he was less than a month away from giving us a christmas miracle!

Shane McGowan died in mortal combat with Henry Kissinger this morning. Having given battle against the vile shade for seven days and seven nights, such was the fury of his final blow that it rent his beating heart in two with its delivery. We will sing of his tragic victory for a thousand years

i wish i had the confidence to be a subway rat

what a beautiful ending to a terrible day