Max: "In just the past couple of weeks, there have been three separate instances of such unfathomable corruption that any other normal presidency wouldn't have survived a single one of them, let alone all three ... historians will be writing books about this period for decades to come."

This is a tiny bit ageist. There is a cultural element at play. My 98 yr old mom is still up at midnight most nights. Old people in Latin countries and Europe still eat dinner at 10pm. What’s cool about getting old in general. We do whatever the fuck we want, because we are immune to being judged!

As if! This is where the people immune to brainwash meet. Where cults are recognized. Where Nazis, fascists and white supremacists don’t last. Bring it on trolls!

Can't thank Stephen Colbert enough for the decades of laughs he's given us. He's been positively therapeutic in these troubled times & I can't wait to see what he does next! 👀 (plus, he let me sit behind his desk) 🙏

Once a month I treat myself to a solo pho lunch. I sit right next to the fish tank. It’s practically a meditative ritual! I highly recommend it. Still under $20! #pho #food

🤞🏽. Maybe this is a step.

$$$ and power. They’re addicted and their dealer is Trump.

This is how it’s done. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #Festus, Missouri giving a lesson to the rest of the country.

I’d copy @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social policies, starting with free childcare.

This fact kills me the most too. I’ve lived in a blue bubble and feel mislead by my own previous cluelessness.

Why this GOP Congress sucks...

We are a shit hole country existing only to serve and enrich .01% of the population at the expense of 99.9% of us. Cue the pitchforks and torches, we need to tear down the castles.

🔥. Agree 100%. What will it take, Republicans in Congress?? What more corruption do you need to see? When did you ran out of values to uphold?

Tonight is the last show for Stephen Colbert. Let's all watch to give him the biggest ratings ever. CBS will die tonight after his final show. You know what to do.

What you see in the Sun, is the Chicago skyline from the Indiana Dunes beach, across Lake Michigan. You can see it from 50 miles of distance due to a form of superior mirage, because the skyline is seen above where it's actually located. [📷 wesskywalker]

Wordle 1,797 3/6* 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle Two in a row. Feeling a tiny cocky. ☺️

I do. They will not stop until they feel the pushback and pressure. #generalstrike yet? No? What will it take?

🔥 SPRINGSTEEN: "I’m here to support Stephen Colbert, the first guy who lost his show because a president can't take a joke - and the Ellisons feel they need to kiss his ass… small-minded people with no idea what freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about." 🇺🇸

🔥 Massie going hard at Ted Cruz

Hell hath no fury like a (wo)man scorned. Thomas Massie will spend his time left in Congress naming names. LFG‼️ We need full investigations into all people involved in the #EpsteinFiles. He won’t stop, and neither will we.

Mace just wants to stay relevant, by throwing shit to the wall and see if it sticks.

What other country pays off criminals with taxpayers money? Republicans in Congress must be real “proud” right now.

Flash news: cooking from scratch is not cheaper than fast food and it takes a lot of time, which most working poor don’t have, because they work more than one job to make ends meet. I’m speaking from experience. Fuck off to people who keep trying to tell poor people what to do.

BLUMENTHAL: Was the Capitol attacked on J6? SCHWARTZ: There was definitely trespass & violence B: So the Capitol was attacked? S: You're asking me to weigh in on sort of public characterizations B: You're insulting our intelligence. Do you really expect us to accept these canned answers?

Yeah. Many of us are. And I know we’re not geniuses. So wtf is wrong with those that don’t see it?

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This can’t happen soon enough. Trump has pushed the envelope long enough. It’s highway robbery to pay off thugs that are loyal to him.

youtu.be/JFFS7os5CCs The hypocrisy is off the charts. He’s itching to take over Cuba. I hope Cubans don’t bite.

I feel teased with this crumb. But can’t help the giddiness for one sign of sanity from the other side.

MacFarlane: I'm filling a notebook with misinformation spreading about January 6th today. The idea that these cases were wrongful, no case was overturned, not a one on appeal. And lots of people appealed. They had a 100% success rate for juries at trial.

🔥🔥 indeed. Now: all Dems need to do the same.

We can’t sit any of these elections out, folks. Primary and general. This goes for local and state. We all have a role to play. Not voting isn’t an option anymore. Not voting is a vote for the enemy.

I keep threatening I’ll stop paying federal taxes, but my family claims I can go to jail for that. WTF?

Colbert just won April ratings at 11:35, averaging 2.81 million viewers and becoming the only network late night show to grow both total viewers and the key 18-49 demo month over month. Tune in Thursday as we say goodbye to a show that has helped keep us sane for the last 10 years.

Trump goes after leaders and start wars like he does with wives. There is always an overlap period where he hasn’t formally closed on one relationship before starting another.

That’s what you get when you ask grandpa to give a speech at your graduation.

Stopped eating octopus after learning this. I wouldn’t want to be on their shit list.

I love me some futbol. But FIFA needs to learn a lesson. You don’t give anyone a peace prize when all they do is start wars.

Next: Obama.

Yeah. We don’t need history lessons from a known drunker and sycophant. These assholes will rationalize any action to grab power domestically and globally.

Somebody needs to channel their inner Walter and confront this mofo adequately.

Incredible performance by David Byrne on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert! Dance, Stephen, Dance!

#Wordle 1,796 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Two in a row. Hump day luck!

“Forever”??

So once applications open for the $1.7B slush fund, we're all going to apply and break their portal, right?

#Connections Puzzle #1073 🟦🟨🟦🟨 🟦🟩🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Skill 82/99 Uniqueness 1 in 142,857 That’s what I thought.

If sycophants lined up to kiss the ring (or whatever they might do on their knees), JD would be first in line.

So… when do impeachment procedures start?

🔥🔥. Thank you for summarizing a few of the many ways our government has screwed global citizens.

A Super El Niño is coming. The last time ocean temperatures looked like this, millions died. Reshare. Earthlyeducation