Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate. I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man. Never change your last name.

If you are here, it’s tomorrow. But if you’re in Asia, it was a few hours ago. It’s like the wave.

Susan, I hope I look as good as you at 102!

Not there yet. Some of us have better vision, better sense of smell and better cognitive skills. He’s naked. He smells. And he’s losing it. Republicans are getting slower. Or paid enough to turn the other way.

Hours after we sent a letter signed by over 450 artists and 40K others defending free speech, ABC announced Jimmy Kimmel will return to air. Other companies should heed this warning: We the people are watching.

Corrupt much?

While they’re at it, how about looking into those #EpsteinFiles?

#boycotts work. Let’s keep that in mind.

Love Scaramucci’s deprecating sense of humor.

Trump must be getting a kickback. Or he’s just the idiot that handed China the future. Which one is it?

Fuck ICE. Cowardly bastards.

Let’s be clear: you unsubscribing from Disney did it. Nothing else. Follow the 💰

Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow. This is an important victory for free speech. Remember that it was YOU all using your power TOGETHER that got a gigantic corporation to reverse itself. Bless everyone who participated in telling Mickey Mouse to fuck off.

He’s all fluff, no substance. About everything. Superficial. Shallow. Vain. Functionality or reason is not applied to anything. And he has no idea what the cost of anything is for the 99%.

Bad assumption. 💪🏽

Pregnant women want to protect their babies. But the trump regime falsely claims Tylenol causes harm—without science to back it. There’s no link to autism! Such fear may push women to riskier meds. Always talk to your OB-GYN about safe options during pregnancy.

God has rogue angels going around announcing false shit. It’s like, distraction from poverty and injustice.

These guys know. That’s why he was fired. The texts were an excuse. #savedemocracy

‘America first’ in making stupid decisions.

There aren’t many fields where China is not ahead. The latest RFK Jr irrational decisions guaranteed Chinas dominance in biotech. Trump has handed the future to China in a gold plated platter. Republicans carried it on his behalf.

I will do this as soon as Homan is arrested for receiving a bribe and ICE stops kidnapping and incarcerating people without due process. Maybe. My list of demands is quite long.

Stopped watching the show when he went decided to meet with Trump. His libertarian ideas have always been controversial, but he crossed the line for me. We’ll see how he’ll respond to these criticisms.

Try. It. Bitch.

This isn’t just Homan’s scandal. It’s a stress test of democracy. Fail this, and we teach every grifter how to win.👇 www.jackhopkinsnow.com

Agreed. I could only listen to parts of it. Strongly encouraging republicans in Congress to listen to it. In full. Then decide if you’re behind every word.

If this is not Nazi talk, I don’t know what is.

It’s pathetic to not have reliable sources of information about something as important as the lives of human beings in our country.

We’re not all the same. I’ve always been a night owl. That hasn’t changed as I get older. I prefer to go clubbing at night, and staying up until 2am. Or 4am if it’s fun enough. It’s time to fight these generalizations for ‘older’ people. 👵🏼💃🏽

Is this a eulogy?

Rep. Swalwell handing out Jimmy Kimmel merch at the Capitol

I’ve been #boycottingStarbucks for a while. If they do this, I’ll camp outside the local place with a sign and drink Peet’s coffee from a large cup every day. Time to Tesla them.

It’s been on my night table for a long time. Never enough reminders. Obviously.

This is the way. Re-pledged to PBS, as well.

I’ve got news. People over retirement age are already working longer, because they can’t afford to live on social security, mostly due to healthcare cost and property taxes. But forcing this is another step in the direction of abandoning poor old people.

Yeah, yeah. He and Cruz. Thank you. Now go beyond words and do what’s right for America. #impeachTrump

"If it can happen to someone as wealthy and powerful and visible as Jimmy Kimmel, think about what they're willing and able to do to any average American."

We are fast becoming a banana republic, with two standards of justice. If you oppose the leader, you go to jail just for speech. If you're a loyalist, you get immunity for your crimes. That's what happens in Iran - not the United States. This is a decision moment for America.

No shit. Thanks! Romney. He’s confirmed with what was obvious to anyone with a brain.

Can you stick it up their asses?

Yeah, but will Cruz move from rhetoric to voting against Trumps policies? Or is just ‘concerned? Murphys question is in all our minds. “When enough is enough for Republicans?”

Maybe he’s begging to be sent to jail for fraud, rigging the election, funding #Epstein to run a children prostitution ring, for rape, etc. Maybe he’s found god and is ready to pay for his sins. Sometimes criminals want to be found. Pam, this is your chance to make real/good history.

Why does it take a BRITISH newspaper to break a story like this? Where the hell is the American media? 🤨

When a man wears a pin with the golden face of the man in power, he’s at least kissing ass bigly. Cultish for sure.

I visited a house that produces more electricity than it uses. The owner says the remodel cost less than if he'd followed standard practices. I came away with five lessons and put them in an @npr.org story: www.npr.org/2025/09/20/n...

The issue is with their definition of “excessive force”, vs that of a reasonable and civilized human being. If they don’t think body slamming a woman half their size into the hard ground is excessive, please tell us what is. We need to know what to expect. #StopICE