I was going to joke about dying of being stinky, but then one of my characters got a broken leg and they both got dysentery so 😬

Had to guide the stupid robot back to it's charger, but my toddler thinks it did great. She hid behind me when it started enjoying the dust bin.

and you know what, good for her.

Alright skin care girlys, what's the vibe on chemical peels?

Verified Lafufu unboxing 💅

You'll all be devastated to know we lost Stee-lah and Amy, and the auto generated epitaphs were ridiculous but I missed getting pics so oh well. RIP ladies. I got to Fort Hall though!!

Hope y'all are ready for PS5 Oregon trail content

Got a friend to work with today

The FCC tried to built Colbert into not doing this interview on TV, so he put it on YouTube 🥰🫶 youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

Swatched my nail polishes since I have a day off where daycare is actually open!!

Best person currently on tiktok besides Joe and the former evangelical reading her "letters to my husband" she wrote as a teen to her actual husband

I tried to explain why his name being gi tract is so funny, but the kids don't believe me about what it means

And with one final government ad, my husband immediately canceled YouTube TV and we will literally never go fuckin back. Thank you.

I watched just enough football to be wondering what the fuck is going on with these offensive lines? Like they suck so hard? Has there not been a single touchdown in this game??????

Missed the halftime show bc of toddler bed time but OF COURSE I got the heinous govt sponsored ads 😒😒😒 TWO IN ONE AD BREAK wtf

Alright kids, I'm making nachos with a dairy free "cheese" sauce, lactose intolerant girls roll up (everyone else also welcome)

And now a unicorn/Galaxy launch, the blue could be darker but it's a start! #xmondo #haircolor

Hard launching (temporary) blonde bob n bangs

My toddler keeps asking for gold fish crackers and milk.... Something about that...

My birthday is actually Tuesday, but birthday WEEKEND starts NOW (aka after bedtime tonight)

People seem very confused about what "pulling my books" from Amazon means. I mean they are no longer *purchaseable* on Amazon, not that they have been moved from KDP to a different distributor (they were never on KDP). The goal is for readers to *buy them somewhere else*.

Turns out a courageous 2yo CAN sled alone

@halfmoonjoe.com I'll post where it should be next time you plan on streaming it, but Iowa Falls should be in there!!! Thank you for the stream today and have a great birthday contest show/dinner!!!!!!!

Fun fact, these $12 headphones stay connected while in and work perfectly fine after going through the washing machine

On a separate note, I finally measured our snow

Quiet toddler=chaos. Her face was full of liquid eyeliner and way too much blush 😬

vm.tiktok.com/ZPHoS4pokRJV... this reminded me of someone, hmmm 🤔

New game: First Large Language Model/Deep Learning/Generative "AI"/"Machine Learning" firm w/ only renewable energy sources, an open source & radical consent model for the collection & use of training data, & an output correction process that's not just "don't talk about prejudicial bias, ever" wins

A game about fashion and *checks notes* getting high on shrooms

Come ignore the real work in Itzaland with me 🫶 the shroomlings are all oblivious and you can bounce on most of their heads and they DON'T care, it's great

Join me at my second house 🫶 I have the perfect guest room for you

The way that the bank I have my oldest credit card with sent me two pieces of mail that I received today, one with my current last name and one somehow with my maiden name???? I've been married for 10 and 1/2 years and my name has been changed that whole entire time

Christmas in CT (1945) is about a soldier who wants to meet this columnist he read while in Europe, she writes as a married woman with a baby who made home cooked meals etc. But she's a single lady from NYC with no kids who orders out all the time. Hilarity ensues. @halfmoonjoe.com

Back to work zen - Lofi, tiny water dispenser, tiny bejeweled Stanley

The toddler gave the dogs all her cheese balls and now she's trying to feed them acorns... Hmm

Ahuhuhuhuhu

Presents! Labubu unboxing to follow 👀

Stocking haul, not including numerous Butterfingers

I was going to alternate colors, but it turns out these nails are extremely different lengths, so enjoy my essentially $1 opalescent red nails and dry hands 💅

DAY 7!!

Rewatching mortuary assistant playthroughs while I work a short day ✅

Day 6??

I have many thoughts, I fear

Day 5 bitches!!!! They are apparently saving the best for last! Side note why only 8 of each gem color 🤔🤨

Posting early because I have an in law's birthday later... Day 4