That settles it. If there is a god, it is not the Catholic god.

Some of the worst play calling and execution I’ve seen in awhile and dude still ends up open in the endzone.

Excuse me?

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

This is such a cool illustration of how the Mercator map distorts the size of Greenland, which looks as big as the whole continent of Africa on that map but is actually the size of Mexico.

So great to have The Australian Open back so I can stay up until 3am and still miss the prime time matches.

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

Stop the count

No mo Bo

Straight red, serious foul play.

Sure have been a lot of turnovers.

That’s a Wyoming education.

The line judge spots are really short every time.

How’s the rodeo going?

Sure why not?

Big Cavs short-handed road win! Jaylon Tyson to Mobley for the winner!

TIL via ESPN tonight: the Cavs’ Jaylon Tyson has a brother Jordyn who is the top (or 2nd) rated WR in the draft and could potentially be the Browns 1st round draft pick. Then they both could be stuck in Cleveland for years.

Me at the end of the draft kings commercial, when The Gambler chorus ends: BARONA CASINO, WHERE WINNING’S LOTS OF FUN.

This is all I’m saying

The Padres hired an influencer girl to do “hey guys!” videos, so I guess Greupner has more time to do his actual job now?

If we’re talking supply/demand basic economics, if he wasn’t getting offers longer than 4 years, why do you have to give him a premium to take 4 years? Or do these (two) teams just not care?

4/$240m? When is it deferred until, 2050?

You can buy Super Bowl rings and gold medals and all kinds of trophies and whatnot other people earned and then decided to get rid of. It’s just memorabilia.

The deal is he coaches the team for money, they probably continue to be irrelevant.

A piece of chicken and broccoli? So bougie. You can eat for pennies a day when buy bulk pinto beans and rice.

People don’t want a bunch of weird looking exterior cameras on their personal vehicles, but that’s what self-driving requires, and it’s not clear it can be successful without them.

To Dems squeamish about the phrase "Abolish ICE" -- it's not the self-defeating rhetoric of Defund or Abolish Police. INS, Customs, Border Patrol are intact to police immigration. ICE did not exist to snatch any random brown people and shoot moms in the head until 2003. We're okay walking it back.

Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.

Thinking about becoming a FC Köln fan. Their supporters seem especially insane, they have a live goat mascot, and they just took a 1-0 lead on Bayern. A lot to like.

If history repeats itself, Bud Black ends up in the dugout undermining Stammen’s authority and then takes over as manager after 2 years.

Bud Back

The thing about buying the Padres to move them is that it’s a really stupid idea, objectively.

How embarrassing. 🥳

It’s crazy how differently the Cavs play from quarter to quarter, for no reason whatsoever.

I have no particular reason to dislike Justin Herbert other than the team he plays for, but seeing him get absolutely smoked several times was quite enjoyable.

Pleased

Collinsworth just flew in from the Irish countryside?

Lotta game left

Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.

Please don’t waste cheese.

An older man with a walking cane fell down on the sidewalk outside my store and was struggling to get up, so I went out and helped him up. He said “thank you” and I said “thank you too.” Idiot.

Min Kepler also got popped. That’s a smaller name.

The kid from Malcolm In The Middle is all grown up.

Miami elected a Democrat mayor just before the college football playoff. Coincidence?

Guards, do the right thing

It’s so wild when I turn on soccer and a goal, which may only happen once or twice a match, happens within seconds of me turning it on.

A seashell in a sea of shells

The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried