Iran with 3 points and a 0 goal differential is a pretty good spot.

How embarrassing for Trump.

4 wins in a row????

We’ve got 5 runs now!

That’s my friend Yuki Matsui.

Manny paying tribute to Hosmer, so sweet.

As a fan of The Beths, I must root for New Zealand here against Belgium. I don’t think I listen to any bands from Belgium.

Fuck, that’s our best player not named Samad.

Nice try, Andy

All my homies love Tyrell France.

Cape Verde!

“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:

Rooting so hard for Cape Verde

Oh that’s bad

lol we Germany’d it

SEBI

It’s just Edward Norton. Brad Pitt isn’t actually there.

Fuck yeah

Ask for everything, settle for something? That’s all I can think of with what the league is doing. There’s no reason for the union to even bother countering this though.

Lol

How do I get this to Rob Lowe before the USMNT Round of 32 match?

We have our answer.

Samad Taylor bloop and bunt god

Ty France continues

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Don’t want to get ahead of myself, but are the Braves bad?

TYRONE FRANCE

JP keeps this up and he’ll have to change his last name to Menards, aka the new Sears.

This result is bad for the economy.

The Scottish team is playing like they drank all the beer in Boston.

If I were to pick a group stage matchup where a Space Jam abduction would occur, this isn’t it. Sorry Brazil, you’re just not that team anymore.

At least they scored all those goals against Qatar and don’t have to sweat whether they’re moving on or not.

I think coaches wearing suits is stupid and performative. This is not a formal event, it is decidedly casual.

Every time I turn on a game late it’s in the hydration break. Every time.

Obviously everyone is dunking on this, but OF COURSE the most progressive parts of the country should be electing the most progressive candidates. That’s how it’s supposed to work.

Game, blouses

BEBO IS GOOD AGAIN

They’re pitching Cookie Carrasco? We’re screwed.

Why would anyone ever choose to be a catcher?

Godoy would have scored by now.

Sears as a reliever and then Marquez in a couple days, probably.

Harry Kane wyd

To be fair, Massachusetts has given England problems for over 250 years.

England brought their own weather and still can’t score.

Did he say it in a roundabout way that makes you wonder if he has any idea what he’s talking about?

I’m home, football is on, but is it home?

I wouldn’t have tried to match that Giannis trade, but if the Cavs re-sign Harden and run it back that means they aren’t really trying to win a championship.

We won!

People are still filming Tatis at bats in hopes something cool will happen. They really don’t watch the games, do they?

Watching the Padres, wish me luck!