Using your deer roomie's colossal, wobbling planet sized ass as a waterbed while he's laying in bed, listening to whatever suits his mood. Maybe you've caught him in a good mood today. Just don't piss him off...he could spread a cheek and let you fall in if he wanted to.

Catchphrase.

Every time a macro deer puts his undies on, a whole race of micros hiding in it goes extinct.

It pays off being a dick to your smaller friends like this.

...Holy fuck 💦

If you had a piece of it, be prepared to get addicted. ...and flattened.

Hi, my name is Vapor, and I regularly destroy whole civilizations and infrastructures with my ass on a daily basis.

Serves him right! For @vaporisuseless.bsky.social 🦌

Cultured.

<------ Macro roomie shaking his hips to Kim Wilde, ultimately causing the entire apartment complex to rock back and forth