Was it a goal? 100% not. Was it a Penalty Shot? 100%.

Picard and Dathon at The Four Seasons.

I'm naming my next child after this screen grab.

Thomas Hertl setup Mitch Marner ... ... ... ... ... ... for Vegas.

34 points in a 9 game points streak. THIRTY FOUR. ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️✔️

Tage Thompson, I'll say it again; A man as big as you are should /NOT/ have hands like that! Phone booth dangles with a sweet tuck from below the goal line.

Let's see how this Dallas versus Ana...HOLY SHIT what even happened in the first 40 minutes?!

The Byfield era has begun.

Nate Schmidt be lookin' like a villain in a Star Trek re-reboot movie these days.

It is such bullshit loophole in the NHL that if you get called for a penalty during Overtime that is not completed by end of Overtime, you /SHOULD NOT/ be eligible to participate in the shootout.

Svech...

Hell yeah! youtube.com/shorts/Xqj5F...

Okay, part of the reason I decided to let the "other account" fade out was - why bother competing with this guy?! I mean c'mon.

You just won't believe a player like Connor McDavid can exist. Tonight at eleven, News 4 will show you how.

I gotta be honest, that should have been a goal for Marner. As much as I detest <redacted_goaltender> and wanted to see him lose, that was a "continuation of play" from Marner on that shootout goal.

NOT A FUCKING TRANS PERSON!

Draisaitl > Matthews. www.sports-reference.com/stathead/hoc...

What do you get when you put Christopher Plummer and David Hasselhoff in a 1979 SciFi movie? Quite literally one of the worst things ever set to film. Holy crap, "Star Crash" is just plain /awful/...but so awful it makes the turn back around to being camp. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScvO...

...no words, just sadness. ktla.com/news/local-n...

Walking into 2026 the same as I walked in to 1996...and 1986...and 1976...

Holy fucking shit... McDavid. Dude just LOVES to make Top 10 highlight plays in Toronto.

Well, the Sharks did a thing.

If that's the deal, I do /NOT/ like that for the Wild.

One of these players is nearly 40 years old. The other hasn't even turned 30. McDavid is just silly.

If Vancouver is gonna start blowin' shit up, get Jake DeBrusk to Edmonton. Now.

Trying to figure out who taps out of Seattle first this season; Dunn, McCann, Stephenson or Schwartz.

Olympic Rainshadow is 100% a thing. Right, @dagmar27.bsky.social ?

Splines

Riverbottom NNNNNiiigggghhhtmare band... cc: @jeffmarek.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3c...

Okay, so I just found out today that Sandra Bullock did a Bionic Man / Bionic Woman TV movie in 1989.

Bundt Cake!* *Is what I call Brandt Clarke.

Bundt Cake!* *Is what I call Brandt Clarke.

Spencer "Mutha Fukkin'" Knight!

So...Jackson Blake is feeling it tonight, eh?

Pines.

You know... #Tie99 still be bringing Nolan Ryan / Randy Johnson levels of heat after all these years. cc: @jeffmarek.bsky.social

Fuck it, I'm watching the Jeff Buckley documentary tonight...

HELL YEAH!! Let's GO!

I know I'm late to the party, but I gotta give it up to the Peacock "Day of the Jackal" series for pretty much doing a beat for beat, detailed homage scene from the Zinnermann '73 film.

"I don't see a typo", said the Schutzstaffel members at the table.

*grabs a new box of Kleenex from pantry* Okay, it's time to watch "John Candy: I Like Me."

Wow, Will Smith with a Fresh goal!

Some families can barely function making a single dinner for Thanksgiving. Imagine being part of the Bettencourt family where you go put on a 3 hour show doing covers you just learned over the past few weeks. Yes, the entire front row of the stage are Bettencourts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=movX...

Every time Hertl Scores for Vegas...against the Sharks.

Every time Hertl Scores for Vegas...against the Sharks.

Jesus do I love Dani's voice. She's old school, NWABM and nu-school all in one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1zZ...

My take on the Oilers.

I cannot tell you how much I /LOVE/ the "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" segment on Seth Meyer's show. Amber and Jenny are just pure comedic assassins.

Me: Sees Taco Bell ad promoting a /folded quesadilla/. Also me: "That is some white people bullshit..." Also me immediately afterwards: "I hope @auntchalupa.bsky.social is proud of her adopted gringo son."