If you don't, we RIOT!

Okay, that K'Andre Miller segment with him on the bench holding their newborn child while he's tearing up? Yup. Reminds me there are still some good ppl in hockey. I remember people "spammed" the NYR Zoom call they had with him during COVID, calling him <redacted>. Fuck all'y'all who did that.

My favorite sports fact remains thanks to Montreal's loss

12-1 record. ~1.67 GAA. 13-0 in SOG per game. +21 goal differential. ~95% PK. Those might be good stats.

If there isn't a Latino futbol "GGGOOLLL" length "CAAAANNNESSSSS WINNN" call from @wademinter.com, we riot.

Does MSL pull his goalie with 7 minutes left?

There is some dark comedic value in the fact that the "rivalry" between these two teams was kind of started by some Offer Sheetery, and the player whom Carolina "poached" has been healthy scratch all playoff long.

Again, every time Stankoven scores during this run, Canes fans should chant, "Thank you Mikko!"

This gonna be another game where Dobes will probably stop the next 40 shots, Montreal will get maybe 10 more shots in the next 40 minutes, and still lose 3-0.

This is gonna be one of "those" games for the Officials...okay, gotcha. Svech, skate behind the net, not through the crease attempting to sneak behind Dobes. You bet your ASS Dobes read that play and made sure it was seen that he couldn't get to the post.

Sorry Rod, Svech did kick his leg out...I get it, but watch his left foot.

Well done @wademinter.com . Never an easy way to open a game.

So Edzo is saying they should all play the far-right side the rink and use the ICE to deport any opposition?

Pearl Jam. YEAH, I fucking said it! One great album (Vs.), one pretty damned good one (Ten), and the rest have been Vedder's ego-driven masturbatorium.

I know it's subtle - and some might consider it trite or condescending - but the way Torts interacted with Emily in the interview after the game last night was pretty cool. There is respect there, and that says more than anything to me.

Hey now, hey now... Habs fans, it's over... Hey now, hey now... The '93 dream is gone... Hey now, hey now...

Kadri and Marner. "Can you believe they tried to blame us for their shit?" "I know man. Congrats" "Go get your Cup, Marns." "Thanks dude!" "And fuck Toronto!" "Always!"

I rail against AI continually, but there are some fantastic applications for the medical models that have being trained for the last ~20 years.

MacK, dude. You kinda did that to yourself. I don't think you even made skate to skate contact. Landy, I'll kill that penalty for you 100% of the time.

I had to look at that stat twice and put my own context in there for it to make sense. 0-4 when trailing 3-0... IN A SERIES. C'mon ESPN. Context is King.

Why is PK wearing his keikogi pants?

That's coming back.

He got his license now!

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The Fly-pass by the Canadian Snowbirds is going to work VERY well in a closed arena.

Claude Lemeiux was immediately jumped by Darren McCarty after walking out with the torch. #IYKYK

Okay, I'm sorry. There is /NOT/ a lot of history in the Bell Centre. There was /A LOT/ of history in the Forum. The Ghosts didn't migrate with the banners.

Almost 15 years ago, to the day...

*insert forlorn music stinger here*

Did Necas stumble and really take him self down? Yes. Did Marner put his stick in a position which forced the official to make a call? Also, yes.

Sharks fans having to relive the #ItWas3to0 meme...also knowing it was Hertl who scored for VGK in the WCF.

Nothing quite like rolling into the parking lot (car park) at the local grocery store, on a gorgeous Sunday afternoon with the windows all down, and blasting NiN "As Alive As You Need Me to Be"

So, this happened today.

It's that time of year when this Album crawls right up to the top of my play list. #ThankYouJeff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ad...

As always, on our screens, he'll be sitting on the far right

Congratulationz to the PWHL Champions Montreal Victoire on your victory,!! Y’all just earned yourselves an invite to Las Vegas for SHE Weekend Thankx to @MGMResortsIntl for the quick yes on extra hotel rooms.

Would I like to see Carolina win a Cup? You bet your ass. Would I like to see Landeskog win a Cup after his surgeries? You bet your ass. But what I would love, _love_, /_LOVE_/ more than anything, is for Marner to win the Conn Smythe the year after Toronto dumped him and ended up in the lottery.

There’s one thing that I find really sad tonight. If the Montreal Canadiens won the Stanley Cup next month, not one Victoire fan would take the time to comment « nobody cares » on their celebration post, unfortunately it doesn’t work both ways. #GoVictoire

VGK does know the salary cap doesn't apply during the playoffs, right?* *I am /not/ letting this joke go...

Can you not right now hockey? I went to spend a few minutes with my family and all *waves hand around the room* this happens?!

NOT A FUCKING TRANS PERSON!!

Holy crap, ESPN letting us know the Avs are the heavy faves on sports betting sites... ...and I could give two shits about sports betting sites. Porn and Gambling, paying the bills for tech companies since 1992.

*record scratch* Hold on, the Oilers fired Knoblauch?! BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. /Coaching/ was the problem?! I am not sure how that franchise continues to find further depths of ineptness to attain. They were GIFTED the greatest play-maker we'll ever see and also McDavid, and cannot figure out the rest.

September seventy-seven Port Elizabeth, weather fine It was business as usual in police room six-one-nine

Like I've been saying, the similarities of this Habs team to the 1993 Habs are all over the place...

Hahahahahah, Dobes on SportsCenter was like, "Yeah, I heard you guys yappin' about Carolina. Good for them." Dude is Conn Smythe front-runner for his "SIKE" ratio. Saves. In. Key. Events.

Oh, so Newhook is comin' for Justin Williams crown as "Mr. Game 7".

The revival of the 1993 Habs is still alive...