The perks of off-site work meetings.

Lil work trip to Palm Springs. Gonna be a scorcher.

Tomorrow’s headline: The Trump administration says the 1,800 missing detainees weren’t lost — they were just ‘raptured’.

Are we rapturing yet??

Rapture? Please! I don’t think we can make it another 3 years.

It’s their time…

Made it to the gym before sunrise. Who am I???

Courtney Love is looking good…

Being an adult is making plans to catch up months in advance bc: 1) You’re too busy with adult responsibilities 2) You want to look like you’re too busy with adult responsibilities 3) You just don’t want to deal with adults who are too busy with adult responsibilities

This new iPhone design is not doing it for me. Imma pass.

Changed a 25 amp fuse in the vehicle. V butch. Again.

First day back in almost 2 weeks. The struggle was real y’all!

Last day in Italy. I don’t want to go back to the upside-down.

On my way to Capri..

Ancient fleshlight.

Pompeii was ehhhh

Italian mosquitoes love me apparently! I got that good good.

Ro(a)ming during my Roman holiday.

At McDs sitting between a nun and a priest. Only in Vatican City.

Trying to make sure I get all my sins out before the Vatican tomorrow.

Lizzy could never. ROMA.

Roman Holiday. Salute!

Woke up at 10:28. Check out at 10:30. Train departure to Roma at 11:43. It was a morning. Leggooo!

Don’t mind me, my Lafufu, and Affogato.

Had too much vino and bought the Tuscan villa.

Smorgasbord continues in San Gimignano.

Tuscan wine o’clock. Salute!

I have had more cappuccino this week than I have had in my entire life.

“Which of you is the husband and which is the wife?” Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.

Dat ass doe!

Obligatory aperol spritz.

Found my tribe.

Eating my way through Italy.

Just realizing that most of my itinerary involves churches. 🙏🏽

I don’t condone violence but….

My bookmark button finally showed up!

SFO>ROME>FLORENCE Leggoooo

Replaced the ear pads on my Beats headphones all by myself! V butch. Applause, please.

Gonna have my own Roman Holiday!

Last workout before my Italian escapade. Hopefully the carbs don’t get the best of me.

Last minute packing for Italy. Any must brings?

Like most relationships. Leg day is a love hate kinda commitment.

Pulled out the old Beats. Don’t tell my AirPods.

I’m all for shoeless in the gym, but when you go barefoot, I’m calling the authorities. Abs not.

Drop someone LAUGHING 🤣 ***one of my favorites of all time

This has been the most Monday Friday ever!

Hellooooo Friday! #fcf

Happy Friday, loves!

When they ask for ID.

You’re in your 40s and your profile says, “Still figuring it out”? You’re a grown ass man! GTFO End rant.