FedEx’s delivery windows.

LA. I’m enya!

Waking up at 5am to catch a flight to LA for an all day meeting is NOT the business.

Legs on 🔥

Debating on going out to watch RDR.

It’s only been a week. 2026 needs to chill.

A 30-min nap just turned into a 2-hr nap

My ass is too fat for me to have this much anxiety 😩

Sourdough bake is getting better…

I’ll be in Paris and Lisbon in a month. Will I be freezing? Will I be wet? Send travel advice.

Re-living my Italy trip this happy hour.

The Mondayiest of all Mondays.

This rain got me in the mood for a cuddle puddle. 👉👈

Monday ass month

About to get real annoyed with all the new year, new me peeps at the gym. Take the wheel!

Skipping the new year, new me bs.

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🙂‍↕️🏋🏼‍♂️ We did it!

How it’s going.

Ran into 2 of my exes, today. Not how I wanted to end my 2025.

I’ve been hungover all morning. Send cuddles and food.

Time for a LOTR extended edition marathon.

May have gone a lil’ overboard at the lulu year-end sale.

Can we all agree that we’re not actually working today? Thx

I’ll go to the grocery store. It’ll be real quick. Everyone is at home celebrating Christmas, right??? WRONG.

“We got 3 more years of people who are going to surprise you.” Enter year 2.

Merry Christmas! Wishing you everything you want under that tree. 🎄😘

Zephyr is currently riding’ dirty.

I will now be drinking for the next 48 hrs start. That’s normal right?

How many of you were personally traumatized by this Disney Christmas classic??? Cortisol levels were lit!

Merry Christmas Eve!

She bakes too!

Missing and misplaced dumbbells. 24hr Fitness is truly the ninth ring of hell.

🚨THERES A VIDEO 🚨THERES A VIDEO 🚨

Insta changing their interface for better usability…

Watching Emily drink a Pabst Blue Ribbon is like my freshman year crawling out of a dumpster fire to haunt me.

Me 10 days before the new year

Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg

Heated Rivalry destroyed me. 😭

These old things?!? Rainy leg day 🥵

Thinking about them Christmas cookies.

Remembering Diane.

Looking for bloomfie under the Xmas tree.

This is like asking when hobbits poop.

Tapping in.

Gay who is going to be ok. ☀️

Trump Derangement Syndrome. Said no one ever.

All I want for Christmas is a fully functioning metabolism.

On repeat.

Who’s Amanda?!?