Me in my early 20s: wow I can eat this whole large pizza in one sitting Me in my early 30s: if I finish this sandwich I Am Going To Die

realizing i somehow wrote the same child's conference report twice like why did i do that??

doll secured thanks to my man @lilgay.club 😊💖

i haven't been super inspired by a lot of Mattel's offerings ESPECIALLY in the Skullector line but this is actually incredible and I need it immediately

extremely casual pre-concert beers last night

saw Rilo Kiley for the first and probably only time in my life and I’m being really normal about it I promise

I am so intrigued by silent hill f and want to play more, but my tiny little heart can only handle that game for an hour tops before I need a break 🥹

I hated Barbarian so I was going into Weapons skeptical but wow did I like it

i am going to have the option of getting a new phone soon and i can't decide if i finally break from iphone or just get a better iphone like i've done for the last decade

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fantastic 4 was a real stinker can't believe i gave marvel movie the benefit of the doubt

ngl it kinda drives me crazy to see dnd content creators whose content largely relies on hating a majority of the game that they have built a platform off of. there aren't thoughtful critiques, just "this part sucks i wish i didn't have to engage with it/here's how not to engage with it"

First week of preparing for the new school year is done 😪

someone close to her should really recommend bangs, this combover is heinous

I loved superb man….

Told my piercer I had just gotten a manicure before coming to get my septum pierced and she said “ok so a little manic episode?”

update for anyone who cares: it seems he is alive and has merely decided to ghost us lol

the dm for my online only weekly wednesday game has been MIA for nearly 48 hours after missing our game w/o warning and none of us have contacts for him outside discord so idk! not much i can do but i'm feeling pretty worried for him

Only being kind of dramatic when I say that they do not make them like this anymore and probably never will!

Secret slutty underwear for Houston pride today ☺️

Got my first tattoo yesterday and already want another one 🙂‍↕️

took out my helix piercing last night bc it was bothering me while i couldn't sleep and now i can't get it back in 🤭

went shopping for a couple hours today and was reminded why I do most of my shopping online now 🥹

earthsea

Saw Friendship and honestly it kind of ruined my day LOL

done a few runs in nightreign and i gotta find friends to play with, i'm not good enough to play with randoms who also aren't that good!!!

Still have a week of closing duties to get through but my work with children for the 24-25 school year is done 🏃🏻💨

tainted grail isn't grabbing me so far, it's honestly just made me wanna go back and play avowed lol

finally hit bronze in street fighter 6 maybe good things do happen 🥹

Every Thursday for the past month has felt like it should be a Friday 🥲

I would just like it to be said that there are seven (and a half) days of school left

no matter how long i play fighting games i will never get over the part of my brain that goes "push every button right now" but maybe some day

i am always saying shit like this to my friends. To see who really cares ...

i don't know anything about magic the gathering and at this point i'm too afraid to ask

There are two and a half weeks left and every day my class is a nightmare 😌

i want to play and get decent at street fighter 6 but my execution is sooooo ass in this game

Don’t wanna post Clair Obscur spoilers but 24 hours later and I really hate both endings for that game. I loved so much about it but finishing it has sort of soured me on the whole experience

finished Clair Obscur…not sure I loved the ending but I think I respect the big swings they took

now why am I looking at masters’ programs…

I’m happy I was wrong about this 🙂‍↕️

i have finished writing parent teacher conferences please clap 🫠

Kicking myself for not getting the Bill Greening Styled by Design Barbie a few weeks ago when it was reasonably priced, now it’s upwards of $450 on eBay since his layoff 🥲

i'm prepared to be wrong about this, but i think reviews for clair obscure are going to be fine at best

maybe with elena coming out i will give sf6 another earnest attempt since tekken 8 is a dumpster fire right now

I was pretty high on this season of White Lotus but man the finale was kind of a stinker

I admire season 3 of The Wheel of Time for introducing at least one new diva per episode

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I can’t get over how bad this outfit is like it’s SO ugly