"𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜." 🐉Senpai Don (DW) Warneki🐉 Former 2X All Valley Champ. Senpai of Topanga Karate. Father of 1. Divorcé. Lead Stunt Coordinator at Larkin Studios. Bi. 21+. MV. It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ Info & Rules ⬇️

"Nine years and still in the 'honeymoon' phase. I don't think that phase will ever end, Suga. You’re stuck with me being this obsessed with you forever." 😍😘

"See? We're 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 for each other."

"Honestly, that's the only song I know of theirs."

"Wait. Sorry. I don't think I did that right. Oh, Baby, I'm perfect for you... 🎶 I blame the lack of sleep. One Direction just staged a hostile takeover of my subconscious when you said that."

"Perfect for you."

#STOLEN "Might as well.."

"I learned from the best," he purred, shooting Victor a look that was equal parts adoration and pure mischief. A challenging grin stretched across his face. He wasn't going to make it easy this morning. ​Before Victor could close the gap, he spun on his heel with his signature, trilling giggle and +

"People often ask, 'Hey Jude, why do you wear a mini dagger around your neck?' It's simple. It was a gift from my mama. Besides, in this life, you never know when you might need a weapon, no matter how small."

"I 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 being awake this late...or would it be early? I don't know. It's not that deep. I'm just...miserable. The sun is going to be up before I even close my eyes. It's just brilliant, isn't it?"

- B - I see the GO fandom is finally coming back. 🥹

"Ugh, you’re no fun today, Jash. I was really hoping you’d take the bait so we could have a proper row about it. You’re far too well adjusted for my liking lately. And besides, being with a woman doesn't mean you have to turn in your badge, but fine. Be sensible. See if I care."

​"Jash, apparently, I'm starting a club for the love of dick. Wanna join? We’re already growing in numbers, and frankly, I think you’d be a natural fit for the roster."

"You're adorable, baby. It’s a talent and a preference, and really, why should I ever settle for anything less than the absolute best?" ​He let out his signature, trilling giggle and leaned in, peppering Victor’s lips with soft, playful pecks.

"Double correction. 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 your dick."

"What can I say? I'm a sucker for dick."

"Exactly. Most people spend their entire lives looking for that kind of energy, and we just...have it. It’s effortless and intense all at once. There’s no world where we don't end up together, Suga. We’re written into the stars, glitter and all."

"I know, I know. But honestly, even now, it still takes me by surprise and gives me that..feeling. It's like my soul recognizes yours before I even have the chance to think about it. It’s terrifying, it’s beautiful, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world." 😘

"The fact he chose 'With you, life has color...' I mean, come on! I’ve been locked in the studio working on a new track, and one of the lyrics is literally 'Now I’m finally breathing, and the colors are starting to bleed.' Mind you, he has absolutely no idea. Talk about a cosmic connection."

"Nine years of being married to that man, and honestly, I still don't know how I got so lucky. I didn't think I could be this obsessed with one person for nearly a decade, but here we are. Through all the chaos, the glitter, and the literal heavens and hells we've walked through, +

open.spotify.com/track/6IX6Fs... "It's clear my twin and I share more than our strikingly good looks. Our taste in music is practically synchronized, must be something in the blood, or maybe just excellent taste."

He just stared at Wesley, his expression tightening. He could feel the tension radiating off his brother that meant he was practically begging for a fight. Honestly, it was exhausting, and he wasn't about to give him the satisfaction of an audience for this particular drama. +

"You're hearing what you want, brother. I did also say bubbly. But, isn't that what spilled champagne is; all of the above?"

"Where would the fun be in that? A little surprise glitter is basically a family tradition at this point."

"Personality wise? Absolutely. You're both like spilled champagne...bubbly, a little bit explosive, and a bit of a mess to clean up once you get going. You've got that same wild energy he had, just...maybe a little more focused. I’m glad you didn't go down that road with the drinking."

"I’ve learned from the best, you know? Mama used to throw them at Uncle Dodge all the time. You remind me of him. A lot, actually...minus the drinking problem, of course."

"You're right, but it was at my brother's expense. I really shouldn't have poked the bear like that. It’s clear I still need to work on the impulse control, even now. I don’t think he would have complained either, he’s a softie for them, but I definitely pushed my luck."

"Mm, it was my fault for throwing the glitter bomb. I really should have just...not let the intrusive thoughts win. Next time, I'll just fill water balloons with glitter and let the girls have at it."

"I’m not twisting anything. It was totally the phrasing! But honestly, I suggest you calm down before I go full diva on you. You need to live a little and have some fun before your face actually sticks like that."

"I mean, you should know by now that I would absolutely do that...and now I'm in trouble. I never could resist a little bit of chaos, but I think I’ve really done it this time."

"I listen to my husband and I get cursed at. Hmph. Honestly, the things I put up with for the sake of a little sparkle."

"Whoa, back up! You will 𝘯𝘰𝘵 'do' my husband! I mean, seriously, watch the phrasing, Wes. I know you're annoyed about the glitter, but Victor is strictly off limits, even for a revenge plot."

"My husband told me to! He said if I throw glitter on you, I'd be in Twilight. Plus, honestly, it’s a fashion statement."

Yeets a glitter bomb at @ofdemonicfangs.bsky.social

"It’s in the past, suga. I swear. I don’t feel like that anymore...not even close. Not after finding you." He squeezed back, burying his face into Victor's shoulder for a long moment, letting the familiar warmth ground him. He pulled back just enough to offer a small, lopsided smirk. +

"I mean...honestly, that's what I was aimin' for back then anyway..." he muttered, the words trailing off into a low, incoherent mumble as he looked away. He suddenly snapped his head back toward Victor, eyes wide with a flicker of genuine surprise. "Wait...did I actually say that out loud?"

"I don't know, baby. I wasn't exactly around for their teen years because I was in literal hell. It's hard to keep tabs on the family drama when you're busy being basically 'erased' from the world."

- B - BISH WHAT!? THE BELT!! THE. BELT.

"I don't know, I was pretty angsty as a teen. If she inherits any of my DNA, we’re definitely going to need those videos as leverage. Being 'cool parents' only gets us so far."

"There is literally nothing better than that sound. I can already see us sitting her down in ten years when she’s being a 'cool' teenager and playing it back just to see her roll her eyes, even though we’ll know she secretly loves it."

"It’s really nice to actually talk shop with someone who gets it. You know? To just geek out over the weird, creative side of music."

He snaps on the downbeat, leaning in with a theatrical grin. "The lyrics are whatever I say they are, darling, now keep up or get stepped on!"

"Don't you wanna get away from the pious part you gotta play? 'Cause I got what you crave, so come with me and take the ride It’ll take you to the other side 'Cause you can pray like you do Or you can sin like me ~🎶"

Listen to Saints of Sin by Jude Mercer on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/HjD4ghtvhs48...

"Even at seven, Nelly still belly giggles in her sleep, and I honestly never get tired of hearing it. It’s the sweetest thing, though it’ll probably scare the life out of her friends when they start having sleepovers."

"As a total theatre kid, I am telling you, this is a thousand percent true. I lived for this movie. It’s just...𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨."

- B - Uh...what?

He leans into Victor's palm. He holds the gaze, letting his lips part just enough for the thumb to graze against the heat of his skin. "Then you know exactly what’s coming next," he breathes. Without breaking eye contact, he closes the final inch of space, pulling Victor in to claim a kiss.

"Hard is the only way I know how to play, darling." he murmurs, his hands sliding down to grip his husband’s waist.

"There’s a velvet revelation pulling me to the floor," he purrs, his hand trailing down to catch the edge of his husband's shoulder "And a devil in the mirror begging for more...WOO!"