Grown adult*

I wanna roll with the sinners and hell with the saints now my eyes are open🎶

Remove the R from dread and you have dead.

I take a nap here.

You've never been a burden, Willow. Nor will you ever be. None of you will.

Calm down everyone. Jeeze.

You look gorgeous, my dear. Keep it! I don't shift anymore and it's not mine. It's your brothers.

The things I overhear.

I don't — want to know whatever that means.

I try to scare the ol' serpent and he sleeps right through it. I need to up my game.

Fair. I wanted to be a pain in the ass just the other day. Rose is the same way.

— What am I being blamed for this time?

"Your blood is glitter infused...? I think my son would like you."

"... And blood?"

He genuinely laughs. "Oh, you are a smart one. Not many would have even caught on. What about bones?"

"That's not where my brain went, but hey, it just means you're more intelligent."

"Interesting."

"Woe, two of everything?"

"So, two hearts, huh? It's still interesting. Any particular reason why you have two of them?"

"He still complains about Prince, yet now he's listening to Tina Turner. Man, this is some Bullsh—" Clucks. "FUC—" Cluck. 😑 Grumbles.

He blinks. "I believe you. No, thanks. I don't go beyond poking usually. Unless I know the person well."

"Touches you, or observes you? Does something happen when someone touches you? Oh man, I poked you earlier!"

"You're welcome."

"Hᴇsʜᴇʀ" ɪs ᴀ ᴛᴇʀᴍ, ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴅᴇʀɪᴠᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ "Hᴇssɪᴀɴ," ᴜsᴇᴅ ɪɴ sʟᴀɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪᴇʜᴀʀᴅ ᴇɴᴛʜᴜsɪᴀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ. BANG THAT HEAD THAT DOESN'T BANG! 🤘 -A canon/AU portrayal of the title character, "Hesher" (2010). -MDNI! Strictly 21+ -It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ RT & ❤️, f*ckers! More info 👇

"That's very smart!"

"You often tell humans that you're not from earth?" The question held no judgement, only curiosity.

It took a few seconds before he blinked, trying to process the information that was just raddled off as if it was almost a reflex. "So... You're... Sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but the only word I can think of is an alien? I'm not very bright, most days."

"A what now?" The intention wasn't to be rude, but he's never heard of a... Timelord. "How odd. That's my father's name. Along with one of my son's middle name, taking his namesake. It's a good name."

His head tilted, narrowing his eyes. Was this another demon he was dealing with? Nothing felt familiar about the man. "How many times have you changed, and do you change your name each time?"

"Eh," How could he explain this? Simply. "My name used to be Aziraphale. Things happened. It changed and so did I slightly."

"It used to be similar, but a little different. Thank you. I guess it is."

A chuckle escapes. "I'm glad you're not either. The last one I had was a pink elephant with purple pokadots. It was terrifying." The hand was released. "I don't think I've heard that one before. Thank you."

The wave was returned with curiosity. "I was only afraid that I was hallucinating again, not by your presence. It's nice to meet you, Jacob. I'm Azariah, or Riah if you prefer." He reached to shake the offered hand.

Blinks, doing a double take. "Am I hallucinating again?" His palms rub into his eyes before blinking once more, reaching to gently poke the other. "Oh, definitely not a hallucination. Hello, there."

Jude complains that I listen to Prince. Sir, you're listening to Korn.

NoPe.

"Uh!" In the form of Prince.

Oh! I now normally can't curse without clucking because Nel repeated what I said one day, and then I got in trouble by Jude... he summoned me.

Huh?

I said it again! Oh goodie!

It shouldn't haven taken me well over thirty minutes to realize I said ASS without clucking.

I feel like being a pain in the ass.

Who?

"How have you been, Rose?"

"Rose!"

Dang it. You found a missing child? Who?

Jude. Issac is his middle name. I'm still not sure why I've reverted to using it instead.

You found Issac?

And now I'm missing Dodge. Dang it, Dre.