Has anyone else noticed that while Mikey Johnson is advising Republican legislators to NOT hold town halls, Bernie is attracting THOUSANDS to his? Even those he holds in deep red states? Hope this portends a big blue turnout at midterms.

Well Lauren, he wasn't applying for a fluffer job in the Kremlin as you and MTG apparently were when you emulated howler monkeys during President Biden's term. Sit down and STFU.

Trump and Musk are going after Social Security, Medicaid, the VA, and public education. In what universe, in what world, in what religion is it morally acceptable to cut programs for hungry children in order to reward the wealthy?

Maybe he should put on his big boy Depends and GTF over it. And smile more. He definitely needs to smile more. Afterall, he has way more to smile about than the milly-ons and milly-ons of people who he is screwing* over daily on this planet. *figuratively this time, no hush money needed

Hey Putin, say "thank you" to the PINO, or his little bitch boy VP might get upset.

He should be scared. All his billions and billions of dollars cannot buy a peaceful night's sleep. I love that for him. The maxim is true: there is no rest for the wicked.

Well well well. I think the Dems have their jeer* chant for tonight: "Two days, thirteen hundred points. Go Donny GO!" *as opposed to cheer. Yellow and blue pom-poms are optional.

I used to enjoy that song "Tears of a Clown". This administration has dulled that pleasure.

Looking forward to this

I tried to point this out to people, ESPECIALLY farmers, back in the Fall of 2024. So many said I was shitposting. Doesn't look like shitposting from where I sit now. Tots and (rotting) pears, farmers. Many of you voted for this.

And here I thought he left early because the snow didn't schwish quite right. You heard me. ISWIS

We'll say it again because certain people need to hear it: pay for federal workers accounts for just 4.3% of the budget. If the federal government were to fire every single worker, it would only reduce government spending by less than 5%. What DOGE is doing is just cruelty.

Awesome read.

Definitely a mandate. No "concept" of a mandate here.

I challenge all billionaires to submit a list of 5 things you did last week which benefited only Society (not yourself). Failure to do so means your wealth will/should be confiscated.

Not a Tupac fan, but ❤ this: "Just because you lost me as a friend, doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I'm bigger than that. I still wanna see you eat, just not at my table." Lots of relevance in 2025.

JUST IN: Nancy Mace was escorted out of the Oscars for swiping an award. “I didn't steal anything," she said. "I earned that Best Crisis Performance award."

Well this was a fun thing to find in this morning's feed. BOOM! (Certainly better than the video of the SS motorcade escorting ShadyJayDee home from his failed St. Bono golfing vacay. Like who else gets a PAID vacation after just 35 days in a new job???)

And this is the exact reason the oligarchs who simp for Krasnov and his puppet master absolutely hate good humans like Dolly Parton and Taylor Swift.

So is anyone in Wisconsin who votes for Brad Schimel on April 1st. He was booted as AG for failing to even try rapists. Wisconsin deserves better. Susan Crawford is it. (The real one, not the one dumbass Musk used in his ads.)

This is the difference, for those who have no luck in thinking.

If you would not be proud to admit to your children that you did something, maybe don't do that thing.

This warms my heart. Why does this POS even need a vacation after only 38 Days in office???

Cartoon by Jesse Duquette https://www.instagram.com/misterjesseduquette/

Know what I really like about this meme besides the verbiage? Zelensky's suit, and the fact that he refused to wear one to the Oval Office today. That really pissed off ShadyJD and PINO. And referring to their suits as a costume = priceless.

This was bound to be next. Save the US Postal Service. The vote-by-mail implications of Trumps move here are clearly for voter suppression. That alone should scare you, never mind higher prices. Call/ object. Here’s the petition for @resist.bot to sign and send: cc @legislationstation.bsky.social

Looks about reich. Walk faster Putin. Or run. Running would be great. Especially if it is in the direction of a very high cliff. During a blizzard. A bigly blizzard. The best blizzard in the world.

Save on your phone and share, whether you or a loved one are being targeted or not. Remember: when there are no others to eat, the leopards will come for you as well.

Wow! What a great cover!

Saw the first crane of 2025 today. Heard that distinctive voice while walking to the mailbox, and immediately looked up. It was alone. That was sad. They usually mate for life so I wonder if its mate did not survive the trip back. More sad.

Gene Hackman was proud of the fact Richard Nixon put him on the "enemies" list and I think we can honor him and whatever joy his career has given you by living our lives in such a way that evil people know our names and think of us as enemies.

The problem with trying to ride a tiger, is you eventually come to realize there is no safe way to get off the tiger

Anybody else tickledfuckingpink that Meta (FecesBook) was included in today's Economic Blackout, but BlueSky was not? Just me?

A hero and a coward are meeting in the Oval Office today. And when the meeting is over, the hero will return home to Ukraine.

Which translates to 95% dumber than a box of rocks. This also punches quite a few holes in the GOP narrative that it's "lazy immigrants and black Dems who get the most welfare dollars".

Many ancient cultures believed that a blood moon was an omen of death, the overthrow of a king, or an attack on the king. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Here's a fun ear worm. You're welcome.

Coming from literally any other person, I would consider this solid advice. Coming from Herr Plüggs, I take it as an admission that he really intends to destroy this planet before jetting off to some satellite station.

People! If Canada can do it, SO CAN WE! Damnit, this really is the least we can do. Be like Canada. Please participate in the Economic Blackout tomorrow and consider doing it longer for places like Amazon, Wal-Mart and Target.

This is Ed Bejarana. You will likely not be able to locate him on line as he has tried to shut down all social media. Hmm, sounds like "this little boy spoke out and doesn't was to suffer the consequences"🤣 I hope that hour of power you felt was worth destroying your career!

Tell us you want to perform fellatio on a dictator without performing fellatio on a dictator... SC’s Joe Wilson wants to print new money with Donald Trump’s portrait. Here’s his idea www.thestate.com/news/politic...

Overhead on FecesBook today: "Musk doesn't want to be a hero or a savior. All his antics are masturbatory." I cannot stop laughing.

More.of.THIS. Call them out at every single opportunity. Make them as uncomfortable as they make us. It can be done politely, as this person did. Just make your point and walk away. Sauntering is optional. Now I am off to fill up my cart on more MAGA websites. See comments.

A Southwest Airlines plane was forced to abort its landing this morning after a private jet taxied in front of it across the runway at Midway Airport in Chicago. Whatever that guy from The Real World is doing with the FAA has gotta stop.

No, my inner 12 yr old is not above sharing this. My page will return to regular programming after a short snark break.

Because nothing says "we're the good guys, honest" better than a logo depicting a ravening black wolf with eldritch, glowing red eyes. FFS, why don't they just use the Eye of Sauron and have done with it?