Merry Christmas Bluesky! It is I, Sheldon Cooper! Christmas is just around the corner, so get ready for Darwin Claus to evolve down the chimney!

not sheldon.

@young-sheldon.bsky.social I can't believe. You are woke.

Mourning, Gonzobongos.

@lunchlyofficial.bsky.social oh my god its mr. lunchly

i cba to make a main account so sorry if you see "texas lifestyle liked your post" on something completely serious

Guys I just turned on the in app smellovision feature and wow someone needs to light a candle

dont mean to be a buzzkill but i dont think i dont think his paws reach

why am i funny to exclusively furries

this platform is too woke. we need more texas.

what. this is not texas lifestyle. you are fire.

Hello #TexasLifestyle fans! We have decided to join #Bluesky. Our first few posts will be copy pastes from our #X / #Twitter because we are funny like that

Quality control for every #Briskleyables meal X Ray❌ Metal Detection❌ Contacting food experts long gone ✅ #TexasLifestyle #TexasLifestyleBriskleyables #Brisket

funny texas comic #8! yeah! #texaslifestyle #comics #funny #TEXAS

We here at #TexasLifestyle have decided to partner up with @sonyplaystation.bsky.social in celebration of the launch of the new #PS5Pro to create a reason to buy the console! Doesn't have a customized disk drive available. Suck my brisket. #TexasLifestyleXPlaystation #TexasLifestylePS5Pro

INTRODUCING: #Briskleyables A new competitor to #Lunchables and @lunchlyofficial.bsky.social has arrived! BRISKLEYABLES! More to be revealed soon. #TexasLifestyle #Lunchly #Lunchables #Texas #Brisket

Howdy Texans! What was your favorite moment in the @fortnite-game.bsky.social #chapter2remix trailer? #Fortnite #TexasLifestyle #TexasLifestyleXFortnite

Experience Red Engineer's terrific Texan singing in our brand new music video, Isn't It Texas? youtu.be/vXqgJQgUFsc #TexasLifestyle

whats a politic

@joejjf.bsky.social EXPOSE.

write that down write that down!

thats my copy paste done i can be put to rest now

Howdy Texans! What was your favorite moment in the @fortnite-game.bsky.social #chapter2remix trailer? #Fortnite #TexasLifestyle #TexasLifestyleXFortnite

i uh cant count past 10 #texaslifestyle #funny #texaslifestylecomic #freddy #frostbear #engineer Buy #Briskleyables

Quality control for every #Briskleyables meal X Ray❌ Metal Detection❌ Contacting food experts long gone ✅ #TexasLifestyle #TexasLifestyleBriskleyables #Brisket

INTRODUCING: #Briskleyables A new competitor to #Lunchables and @lunchlyofficial.bsky.social has arrived! BRISKLEYABLES! More to be revealed soon. #TexasLifestyle #Lunchly #Lunchables #Texas #Brisket

We here at #TexasLifestyle have decided to partner up with @sonyplaystation.bsky.social in celebration of the launch of the new #PS5Pro to create a reason to buy the console! Doesn't have a customized disk drive available. Suck my brisket. #TexasLifestyleXPlaystation #TexasLifestylePS5Pro

funny texas comic #8! yeah! #texaslifestyle #comics #funny #TEXAS

FUNNY TEXAS COMIC NUMBER 7 Cant promise this wasn't sponsored #TexasLifestyle #Texas #TF2 #FNAF #meme #memes #YoungSheldon #funny

FUNNY TEXAS COMIC NUMBER 6 But seriously though, how? #TexasLifestyle #Texas #TF2 #FNAF #meme #memes #YoungSheldon #funny

FUNNY ALTERNATE TEXAS COMIC NUMBER 3 Oh my fucking go #TexasLifestyle #Texas #TF2 #FNAF #meme #memes #YoungSheldon #funny

Howdy Texans! Just wanna let ya'll know we got youtubes and tiktoks. www.youtube.com/@TexasLifest... www.tiktok.com/@texaslifest...

Experience Red Engineer's terrific Texan singing in our brand new music video, Isn't It Texas? youtu.be/vXqgJQgUFsc #TexasLifestyle

Don't like reading? We don't like it either! Now, you can WATCH our comics! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l0s...

FUNNY TEXAS COMIC #5 #TEXASLIFESTYLE #TexasLifestyle #texaslifestyle

FUNNY TEXAS COMIC NUMBER 3 It seems like Freddy is up to some mishceif! mischeef mis chief mischief yeah thats how its spelt

Addressing the alligations: Before collaborating with JoeJiff's peanutteria, we did not realize they abused workers and fuck off grow up its a fucking peanut leave us alone

GO WATCH IMMEDIATLYY!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=yy1y... #FNAF #TF2 #tf2engineer #fireworkfreddy #youngsheldon

laugh please we're desperate

Welcome Texas Lifestyle fans! This is the official home for all texas lifestyle content on bsky.app!

havent posted shit yet but thanks charlles

Hello #TexasLifestyle fans! We have decided to join #Bluesky. Our first few posts will be copy pastes from our #X / #Twitter because we are funny like that