A housecat with human ears and no tail is just a reverse neko.

If the religious nutters are right about who gets raptured the rest of us get left behind without any assholes on the planet. If the religious nutters are wrong about who gets raptured then we leave all the assholes behind on the planet. Either way we win.

Humans gonna human.

I have the patience of a 3 year old with hot food. I want it in my face hole yesterday, I will burn my mouth on it, and you can't stop me.

Its one of those times when you read the news in a mix of abject horror and belly laughs.

Piss up up down down left right left right and hit B A B A to ulock the secret level.

The party that wouldn't stop screaming about pedophiles finally has a list of pedophiles who have gotten into high ranking positions across the country & a chance to do something about all these pedophiles. So they deny this list they campaigned on releasing exists. Obviously they are on that list!

Today we have A.I. Slop. Tomorrow we have A.I. Sloppy Seconds!

Laser Danger xkcd.com/3108/

Is this real life, asking for a friend.

Can we just be normal? You're embarrassing us in front of the aliens! youtu.be/gP-vVONIVa4?...

Sure wish I could get on social media and not feel like I'm reading a Damage Report.

The rectangles are escaping. Oh god.

Holy shit, I avoid social media for a few months and come back to see politics has de-evolved even further. This is what happens when everything becomes politics I fucking guess. MAKE POLITICS BORING AGAIN PLEASE! I'm so tired, and I fucking can't with this shit anymore.

I have had a song stuck in my head for like a week now. So naturally I must share it with everyone: Culture by Starcadian. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xes3...

1 2 3 4 I declare a wizard war. I Cast: UNENDING LEG CRAMP!

have you ever heard the tale of the business plot of 1933? i thought not. it's not a story the republicans would tell you.

There's a saying I like to contemplate now and again. "The child who does not feel love will burn the village down to feel its warmth."

HOLD ON... am I hearing this news right? Transphobia trying to legally keep people from changing their gender tries to define female. THEN, Transphobia fails at biology so hard that they legally declare everyone in the country women by legally defining what a woman is.

If you rip the hour hand off a broken clock is right 24 times a day.

Happy lob-shoes-at-Bush day to all who observe ❤️

What is the opposite of a potato?

Ever shit so hard it fixes the toilet?

Tonight I eat this brownie in celebration or disheartenment. Or maybe I'll just hungry before then and face those emotions without the brownie. Time will tell.

Just a typical political conversation today.

Would anyone like to go outside look up at the night sky and scream at space with me?

Before the daily ritual of being unconscious for 6-8 hours I was thinking about rocket ships and petting dogs. Once unconscious under my blankets I can only describe it as a 5th dimensional acid trip. I just woke up feeling disassociated from reality scrambling to write as much down as I could...

So how long before some mega church pastor or maga republican blames Hurricane Helene on the LGBTQ+? Cause they do that every time. God sent this storm to punish us for letting them exist.... never once do they consider the opposite that they are being smote for their attitudes towards others.

Wow the Internet is still fucking broken. Like seriously why did it go down AFTER the storm instead of during it? Huge ass winds uprooting trees and putting homes underwater levels of rain. Internet is fine. THE NEXT DAY: Broken Seriously why now when everything's fine?

That hurricane fucked up the Internet on its way out. Shit was working near perfectly the whole asskicking then just died once the storm had fully downgraded and fucked off hundreds of miles west.

HOW DO WE HAVE A WHOLE ASS HURRICANE IN APPALACHIA?

I can't speak for everyone, but I can say capitalism has made my mental health problems worse. I'm sure my problems wouldn't be so fucking bad if I wasn't in a constant state of goddamn panic about how to keep hooked up fed and medicated every single fucking day for years to a point of burnout.

I will never understand why some people get pissed off at the hand of an ally and slap it away just because they don't like the way it fights. When you got the same enemy and survival is on the line, maybe those details don't matter, because us fighting each other only helps the common enemy win.

Did I write this or did I just arrive to where it exists in the 4th dimension?

I wonder if we could convince rich people to pay us to move in with them so they can have the experience of living with a poor person they wouldn't otherwise know who is going to offer no monetary return on their investment and basically get paid to be their housemate and eat their food.

Why does every criminal rehabilitation program in fiction always turn into some 1984 shit. Why is there never the version in fiction that does mental health services and education followed by hooking them up with resources on the outside for seamless reintegration. Positive fantasy is nice too.

Almost 40 years old. Diagnosed AuDHD. Getting ADHD meds for the first time is interesting. My house mate said well you're definitely on amphetamines now you've been running around like your ass is on fire for 2 hours with the human version of zoomies. Personally I still can't tell yet haha.

this dude nailed it, no notes. youtube.com/shorts/fFt5g...

Is it too much to ask for a blanket that is heavy enough to keep me from tossing and turning all night, but breathes like a regular bedsheet so I don't overheat and spend the night drenched in sweat.

I don't judge when fall is here by the calendar date. I judge by the consistency of days when putting on a jacket makes me too hot, and taking it off makes me too cold.

What if gaming industry all collectively decided to go back to late 90s/early 2000s era graphics and focused all the time not spend making hyper realistic everything on actual gameplay mechanics and bug fixes.

That fart smelled like every bad decision I've ever made.

Nailed it, no notes.

it happened again, hmm.

I think this made me feel something, youtube.com/shorts/yBY2p...

It wouldn't fix me, but if I could spend a little while with a giant dog in my lap I might forget I'm broken for a few minutes.

Considing all the recent politically motivated bullshit I think its time we all agree to downgrade Ohio from a Northern State to a Southern State.